silver_wits

Banned because she's not that obedient.

Pro: qwerty keyboards and T9 software. Con: battery life. wireless electricity. reference: http://blog.ted.com/2009/08/wireless_electr.php

I hug you like this. [hide=][/hide] then I whisper highly suggestive things into your ear.. like *you will give me the cheese* you give me the cheese for some odd reason.

*falls on death and squishes him flat* see what you did!!!!1

Banned because I'm rather proud of getting the cat to sit still and look at the miawing camera.

/\correct.. sometimes. >prefers cold food and beverages to hot food and beverages. \/did not have to google the word "beverage" :wall:

[cabbage]. oh well... lets see.. I have done multiple IQ tests around the web.. they all give varying answers. suffice to say.. consider my iq to be below yours, unless you want to post an iq test for me to measure against you...? Do you have things on your harddrive that you'd rather no one was aware of? I recently came into a little bit of luck, and managed to upload a bunch of pics from my phone onto the pc. however, while showing off my pics to my parents.. their only words were "wth... why do you have so many pics of the cat? did you take all of that out?" not the most encouraging words. needless to say, I will not be showing them my treasures anytime in the future anymore....

*kicks death*

Pro: green Con: they probably lower your blood pressure just like lemons. :( cellphones.

*swoops in like Zorro and takes the cheese* :D

Banned because hypno toad has no effect on kitty. [hide=][/hide]

only to a certain extent.. I'm not familiar with using it for everyday activities.... but I understand it.. and I can even calculate in base 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, and 10 as well.... it's not really hard.

Correct. I agree. TPUM does not flame people.

*smiles sweetly at death, then smacks him over the head with a danish butter cookie tin.. a half empty tin.*

Banned for not picking up for me. I don't spam!!!!! [hide=why I don't spam.][/hide]

I send my evil evil kitty to steal the cheese. your dog falls in love with her.. and bites you until you give her the cheese. she gives me the cheese, and receives a scratch.

no... I'm not TheMather1... so I have no reason to be paranoid about being shot. TPUM is pretty.... ugly....

Pro: good for torturing your victims. Con: when you do something like tickle the blasted cat, blocking your monitor, she;s sleeping, and she purrs. :o mind boggling adventures.

hey!! i;m just saying that inappropriately touching that hot girl psycho, who insists that he's a man btw, either makes you a gay, or a homophobe... because a straight person would never do stuff like that. at least in my book. *glares at danno*

Banned for felling horrible!!!!!!!

you nearly made me fall out my chair. Pro: i like malted drinks Con: alcohol can kiss my shiny metal...yea.. I don't like herbs.. they sound as if it makes it good for you.. i stay away from that green stuff... green [cabbage].

*Wags my finger at Danno, insisting that touching psycho at all, is not proper behavior of a registered homophobe.*

Banned for being a worthless POS then....

I love my parents. I find them annoying.. and sometimes I have to yell at them.. sometimes I even have to phone them.. and tell them not to stay out too late.. and whatnot.. then they tell me that it's fun.. they're having fun.. they're on a date.. and i just want to spoil their fun.. so I ignore them sometimes. but I still love them... especially when my dad cooks yummy food.. then my mouth waters with love.... and when the food is gone.. I go back to ignoring them. :twisted: Do you imbibe ice cream? or do you ingest it? I imbibe it.

/\incorrect about the grapes... may be mistaken about the fork wounds. >while I may not have had past lovers running after me, stabbing me with a fork.... I may have been stabbed with a fork for stealing my sibling's food. \ \/has never stolen food from someone;s plate before.