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Xewleer

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  1. Because you asked... All these people are real. (Archimage can attest to the fact that I give Christian advice) I died... poison? Dragonflame? Pk? All I knew, was that, this time, when I logged on, I had died for the last time... Five people went up to me. The first (a female, all in pink and other happy colors) : "Hey! You probably don't remember me, but you helped me out several times in quests and stuff. I hope you can be at peace, I wish that you and I could have done more with each other. The second (A guy, all in armor): Hey! You distracted some pkers in the wildy so that I could escape! Thanks a lot! The third (A female, scantily clad in dwarven clothes): Hey! you're an idiot! you know that!? My "business" is booming! People come to me everyday to hear me say sex trash and stuff to them. You missed out on a great deal! The forth (A plain guy character): Hey! I was killing monsters and we started talking and I told you my life's story and you listened, and you gave me advice, I don't and might not ever agree with you, but it made me feel good to unload on someone else. The fifth (a person with a 99 cape): Hey! you lent me the services of your house and you let me have a party in your house! You also were there to cheer me on while I got the 99 fletching! Thanks for everything! The last two are real people on my friends list, and the third really did offer me a position as her doorman for a strange brothel for Rs (I've seen them, don't say they exist, and they get past the filters) The first and second are passerbys I've helped out. This sounds similar to yours but still, its what I wrote and remember
  2. Kojiki left the base non-nonchalantly, after all, who can stop what they can't see? He met up with Popul Vuh, the Ghost Executioner. "Leaving so calmly... you can't kill more of them?" "Our purpose is not to destroy, but prevent destruction, by killing only those necessary, why are you here, anyway?" "Genesis sent us to go in pairs to that secret base in the Rockies." "That'll take about... 10 hours from here!" "Doesn't matter, when Genesis gives an order, even I obey." "Very well, what transport do we have?" "Transport? Were walking!" --------------- Cheshka walked into the sanctum of the Program. It was a giant, gray cavern, hollowed out by some cataclysm of water long ago. In places, areas were walled off, and machinery hummed in the dark parts of this abyss. And, in the middle of it all, was the Program. Mechanical arms flew this way and that, always attached to his body, yet moving at near sonic speeds. It didn't notice the entrance of Cheshka, nor Ramayana, who had disappeared by now. "Oi, metal brain! I brought him!" Her demeanor completely changed, she yelled into the metal Program's ear. "I said I brought him! I expect good payment for this!" "Heh, your payment will arrive in a few t hours, be patient." The Program turned towards Cheshka and a portion of it removed itself from the larger entity, which continued in its tasks. "Its so very hard to get a hold of someone now a days, so much so that it's intolerable sometimes. I'm not very tolerating, you see. I think that we shouldalk." Growing Night spoke to Cheshka from inside his head, surprising him after his long silence. "Alright, if you can either get me on the main body or the large machine for a minute, I can interface, any part of your body for one minute!" Cheshka nodded. "I didn't come here to talk! I came here to free myself and, to fulfill the plan of your destruction!" "My destruction? Ha! You barely defeated several of my minions who I was able to manipulate into running into you." "Funny, I remember it differently! Ragh!" Cheshka charged the Program, who jumped back, standing on the machine in front of him. "Too weak..." The Program taunted, shaking his head. He tilted his head, obviously calling for something. And that something came out. It was a giant lizard bug thing straight from a horror or sci-fi flick, which it was. Several people of all ages came out from various walled enclosures, then stopped short when they saw the monstrosity. One of the older ones recognized it. "Thats Ren Repilis, he is one of the most honored Geek heroes! Thats like blasphemy!" The Program laughed at their consternation. "Yes, but the DNA only, this is a clone, weaker, but he'll tear you all apart at the slightest instance!" Cheshka wasn't worried, it was organic, so, it was weaker than him. The monster disappeared, then, all the humans who had come out died, slashed apart by claws going at a supersonic speed. "Ummm... Growing Night? I'm stronger than him right?"
  3. Awe come on, this forum needs some lightening up, I'm a bit tired of writing and reading serious stuff... when I finish my homework I think I'll write something for fun.
  4. pretty good! keep it up, thank goodness she'll survive!
  5. Elvarg is not post worthy, but this is pretty funny... Zezima shows up to save the day... Wow! that was the easiest fight... lol! Pretty good, write more!
  6. All great battles begin with a battle or exercise in the realm of thought. "You know my forces can destroy yours." "My ninja spies have already infiltrated your base." "Does this dress make me look fat?" All battles, whether small or great, have a certain amount of the mind stress in it. Minds are a most powerful asset, whether in battle or in life. The ability to use your resources to lie to you wife, organize your own ninja spies or prepare your forces to run like sissies or fight like bulldogs. A mind is always to be the first, and your heart never to be trusted, Ghosts are not to have feelings in battle. -Voluspa, the ghost recruiter, copied from "A mind at war." Ramayana, the ghost deceiver, did not know why she remembered, out of the blue, that certain quote came to mind. Was it that she had a feeling of remorse for the seemingly young man who was to fight the third most powerful being that does not have god-hood? The Program! She shook her head, the feeling will pass and life will continue after he is dead. ---- Kojiki, the ghost infiltrator, lounged in the chair of the Supreme Anti-Geek Conglomerate Commander. The personage in question appeared, discussing matters of state with his aide, when an electronic voice spoke up. "If you please sir, the chair has a problem, a replacement has been sent for, and should arrive soon." "Computer! What happened to the old voice?" "I am an improved model sir, more respect programs and a greater capacity for commands than the old model, sir." "Well, tell me what info our spies have gathered?" "Yes sir! Right away... ... Processing, please wait... Here we are sir! We have gathered info over the time sent out, these are our discoveries: 1. There are massive amounts of minor forces, these force are in micro cells of Geek Conglomerate armies, spread out all over the United States. 2. Resources have been maneuvered away from these forces and have been funneled into an unknown project, our spies have been unable to uncover the end point. 3. Geek Conglomerate leaders have gathered and separated at alarming speeds, this is assumed to be in conjunction with the troop movements. 4. We have reason to suspect that we have been infiltrated in the highest levels. Investigations are underway, no suspects yet. 5. We have uncovered more troops have been designed and created. To name a few: Anti-heavy aircraft personal aircraft- Aesir, Anti-Tank vehicle-Revenant, Anti-infantry infantry-Shielded Nithlings... "Okay okay! I don't need to know about all their new... what is it... pawning stuff! I was briefed on the way up here and I'm pretty sure my spies didn't discover all that!" "Your right" the voice changed, it was no longer metallic, but very dreadfully fleshy. "I'm not a machine, but, I am a Ghost." Kojiki appeared, sitting in the Commander's chair. "I am afraid you are too ruthless to command, too quick to kill, and too quick to deny mercy, this is not how war is fought!" The commander didn't lose a second and called to his guards, who came in, guns a blazing. Kojiki had disappeared. The Commander had run into the other room, waiting for that infiltrator's demise. Shots and shouts were heard inside the room, then silence, the door opened and no one came out except for two bodies, his guards. Kojiki appeared next to him. "The philosophy of ghosts are to prevent as many casualties as possible, and ensure that enlightened leadership is prevalent in the government. This is why Ghosts come back to haunt you." The cannister rifle that is favored by the Ghosts was in his hands. The power of the cannisters is such that nothing distinguishable remains of the targets head. Kojiki left, his work here was done.
  7. gratuituously violent... feed us more!
  8. was a bit doubtful when I saw "Apocalypse" but, it could be very good. Please continue
  9. not bad, as usual, I await the new chapters of authors, you seem new here, so, welcom to the library
  10. not badly written, I await the next chapter welcome to the library!
  11. hey! mine, and others investigations of the WoM have turned up some pretty cool things, but you can't know about unless you think hard about, or, speculation!
  12. Did you know, the Chaos Elemental can attack (and kill) you even though you may not be able to see him (killed me twice that way) you just have to be on his side of the fence and within a 15 second run of the castle.
  13. Alright everyone, this finishes my "Tragedy of the Keyblade war arc" Now, I need some fresh inspiration! So, basically, you suggest what happens, what sort of villains, where it takes place... Basically, anything that doesn't contradict KH in any MAJOR way. (I.e. Kairi is never gonna fall for Riku! [don't pm me saying that they should again! you know who you are!!!!!! :evil: :evil: :evil: :evil: ]) Have fun!
  14. The three fought the six heroes with greater ferocity than any of them had felt before. But, something troubled the center warrior... that smell... It was a very similar smell to his beloved, but its own. Perplexed, he began to seek their maiming and capture, so as to understand this spell. First Donald, then Mickey, Riku and Goofy, until only Sora and Kairi still could fight him. He laughed, his other two forms were destroyed, but so what? They were not his true self! In a sudden move he kicked Sora down and was about to claim another heart with Silver [bleep]e, when Kairi, attempting to protect Sora, Dived in front of this fatal blow. He stopped it, mere millimeters from the skin over Kairi's heart. He smelled the familiar smell again, maddeningly close, yet too different to be his beloved smell alone. Then he realized something, she smelled a little like himself, and a little of the boy as well... His long dormant heart, long unused, suddenly reared itself in the heart of Kami, of the Silver Glimmer, and he screamed! Why was Kingdom Hearts taunting him!!!! "Graaaagghhh! Why do you continue to torture me!? Kingdom Hearts! I'll destroy it!!!" Releasing his power from the Keyblades into the sky, where the door was almost open. A sudden burst of energy came back at him, shattering his chest armor and his beloveds helmet which he now wore. And he fell down and his heart was released. A small rain of hearts, all of them having their own stories and battles fought and loves lost, joined it. And one heart floated down to meet it and they disappeared. Sora was unconscious, Riku was concentrating on getting up, Mickey and his companions were also blacked out, only Kairi still stood to see this tender moment. A ghost appeared on either side of her, a man and a woman, and they tried to speak, but no words came. So, the two took Kairi between them in a hug, but they could not touch her. The two did not show any emotion, no communication could be understood between them, so they disappeared. Kairi helped Riku up and propped him next to Sora, she dragged Mickey, Donald and Goofy to them as well. "I saw what happened, Kairi, who were those people?" "I don't know... I thought they were just here to hurt us... I was too scared to do anything... when they passed through me... ugh..." Kairi began to shiver a little, but soon brought herself back under control. "What do you think they were doing?" "Trying to tell YOU something." "Me? Why not to all of us?" "Because, I can smell people by the darkness, or lack there of, in their souls, and he smelled a little like you." "You can't be serious..." "I am, and I notice you have a couple new keyblades with you." Kairi hadn't been paying attention, two keyblades were now attached to her, and the hip, and at the back. They returned home, everyone shaken up but mostly whole. Sora, newly awakened, soon had questions. "Hey, Kairi, how'd you get those Keyblades, I was too, uh, unconscious to see." "You mean sleepy while I single handedly defeat our foe?" "Uh, heh heh... But seriously, the guy was wielding them, you sure their not evil?" "They could be on the outside, but inside, I think, they once belonged to a good heart." Riku, however, was now suspicious, something didn't make sense... why would the two keyblades, which impressed themselves as being called Silver [bleep]e and Setting Sun, choose her?
  15. I use it all the time in the duel arena... its just a legitimate way to win, nothing in it really. gah ha ha ha! I was able just able to land a finishing blow with my ring of recoil! gah ha ha ha ha!!!
  16. "Wow, he didn't kill you... wait... You have been poisoned!" "A pretty nice guy to girls..." "Knows the geography of Runescape like no other, yet got lost in the new Varrock" "ARgh! Too ugly! Too ugly! Ack!!!! Oh dear, you are dead!" If I'm in wildy... "Click for free Lumbridge of Falador teleport." Skilling... "No, he's not going for 99, just 98.999999." "Those chinchompas are looking at him funny..." "If your happy and you know it bother someone else." "No, I don't know where the nearest free hunter spot is, and you can't have mine!" "Fr33 3> Adventuring "Argh! He's dead! Long John shot 'im!" "Five weeks of walking and killing... finally... no! Its gone!" Edit, One more: "hey! your wallets gone!"
  17. wow, thats good, but still, no excuse for forcing us to translate it (though I'm sure Salim's okay with that) oh well, this will prove interesting.
  18. Interlude... Cheshka walked through the door, it was guarded by three oblivious fullmetals... "Right!" Said the one called Fred. "Nothings happening, so, lets have a cuppa tea." Johnny and he had a cuppa tea, and Charlie joined them. "Right!" Said Fred, "Were not really watching, so, lets go up top and see what we can see!" So Fred went up the ladder and it fell down, leaving Fred stranded. "Right! Were getting no where, so lets have a cuppa tea!" So Charlie and he had another cup of tea and then they went 'ome. Just wrote this post for fun, A cookie to whomever recognizes the song it comes from.
  19. Hey guys, suddenly inspired again (don't know when to quit...) Note!!! this is not a sequel! I just decided to put it in the same post! The battle was over. He didn't care who won, just so he is undisturbed. Sora, Riku and Kairi read the letter. "Well, what do you think this means? Riku? Kairi?" Riku sighed. "It means we'll miss more school... but I'm up for it if you are, Sora!" Kairi looked at the letter and the problem presented. "I think this will be a terrible adventure, and I don't know why." "Aw, come on Kairi! It'll be fun, and besides, I'll protect you!" Sora replied confidently. "Protect her?! You can barely save her!" Riku playfully pushed Sora down and they raced around, full of energy for a new adventure. Soon, Goofy and Donald appeared, with their gummy ship. "Come on guys! Time's a wasting!" Donald's normal frenzied yelling soon gathered the trio. "The King's sent us personally, were going to the nearest place to Kingdom hearts, The Graveyard of Hearts! We'll meet his majesty there! Come On!" Sora, ran up to the ship. "Oh, come on, your really happy to see us!" Goofy slapped Sora on the back as a greeting. "Well, Donald's jus a little wound up, but its very important we take you three to the King!" They arrived and the King waved them over, motioning them to be silent. "Look." King mickey whispered. "The door to Kingdom hearts is beginning to open, and someone is opening it. Recognize him?" The world was dark, and a glimmer of light shown down on a helmeted man who was focusing great power in his arms and gave the appearance of opening a stiff sliding door. Soon, as the crack grew, a black figure, obviously a heartless, and another armored figure appeared, doing the exact same motions. "I think he is like Xenohort, but more powerful than he ever was... that's why I waited for you guys to come before acting. We can't let him open up Kingdom Heart's door all the way! Ansem the Wise once lent me a book, and reading it, I realized that Kingdom Hearts grants anyone power, reflecting the last truly powerful heart. How the author found out, I'll never know, but, its time to make sure that a dark, strong heart does not open it!" The six companions ran down toward the figure, which soon stopped its task and fixed three different pairs of baleful eyes on the charging friends. "LEAVE ME BE!!!! RAAAARRGH!" The Middle lifted up his arms and two keyblades appeared in his hands. One was a silverish [bleep]e with a blood red tip, the red extending several inches into the blade, the other was multi-colored, with an end that looked like a setting sun. The figure that looked like heartless summoned a great zwiehandler and wielded it one hand. The other figure forced energy in his arms to form a ball and chain, which it flourished with a great ease. Sora had Ultima Weapon and jumped at the middle character, with Riku wielding the Way to Dawn Keyblade running to attack also. Kairi and Goofy attacked the Heartless with shield and keyblade, with Donald and Mixkey attacking the last left being with their own signature attacks. More tomorrow, I hope.
  20. up to your usual, and I assume thats the same Vincent as with the first chapter? Also, two more things, where do you get those pictures, and, I just noticed your sig has a keyblade in it.
  21. not bad, personally, I didn't mind the beginning much. Hey, who said the first quote in your signature? Its correct yet incorrect, thus, incorrect, but who am I to say?
  22. Cheshka looked at him for a second, at war with himself, how could he kill Growing Night? "Let me impart some wisdom that I hope you learned from my father. What are you listening to?" "I think you mean my heart..." "Idiot! You'd think that you'd learn this great truth, as a soldier, loyal to my father! Never trust you heart, always trust your mind! And if you do that there is nothing to fear!" "My brain is telling me to obey you for your father..." "Then, as the son of Hylean, supreme commander of those loyal to the southern regions, a greater fighter than Zant and your direct commander, I order you to destroy my body!!" "... ... Yes... Sir." And Cheshka brought out his sword and completed the order. The Ghost, Ramayana, walked to the elevator, still flickering in and out of phase. "Neatly done, come along, we haven't time to wait. The guards will make their rounds soon. We need all the lead we can get." "You seem a bit heartless." "One has to, when you don't exist anywhere and you've lost so many comrades." "You have a sad story. But I think that, of all people, I have the most to complain about... you can't know how painful this was. To kill your best friends..." "I feel that you would become an excellent ghost... and I've killed people more horribly than what you just did. I think you are kinda cute! <3" "Ah, okay... better cloak, were almost at ground floor." He looked and discovered that she had already become invisible. They walked out and the guards sent them away without a second glance. "She means to betray you." "Who's there!?!" Cheshka looked around, Ramayana was in the proper spectrum and looked him strangely. "Think next time... what did I just tell you? Honestly..." "Growing Night? You could have told me about it..." "I'll be gone in the end. The plan requires me to fight the Program in the non-physical plane of the Internet." "But why did I have to kill you!?" "Because you needed to have the resolve to kill someone you are close to." "Not now that you told me that she means to betray me." "Of course..." "Now, stop talking to me and pay attention to where you are going. Also, I have inputted the last location of any physical form of the Program. Good byre for now." Cheshka soon arrived at a base hidden in the mountains. "This way please, and we'll meet the person who has been waiting so long to meet you."
  23. yeah, I want to read it, I'm always here to advise, even if I am close minded. And I advise to the best of my ability. Please send it to me.
  24. The battle was exceedingly fierce, neither could give quarter or ground. Link was what gave the day to the Hylians. Ganon's new army retreated into Gerudo Fortress. Link, driven on by some inner demon, charged the fortress with a few of the royal guard. Gerudo and monster fell alike before him. Then, finally, after defeating several iron knuckles, he finally came to the keep of Ganon. Ganon was ethereal, not fully visible, yet, Link was able to see him clearly. "I have been waiting for you, supposed hero of time, to kill you for what you did to me! I will send your soul to the nether world! Haaaaaahhh!!!" Ganon charged his hand and fired an energy ball toward Link. Link tried to slash it back but the energy went right through his sword and exploded on his chest, sending him flying back, mortally wounded. Ganon leaped down from his pedestal and picked Link up by his collar. "With the Triforce of Courage, and soon the Triforce of Wisdom, I shall become more solid, and more powerful than ever before!" He started to extract the Triforce of Courage from Link, but something started to happen to him. Because his physical form was sealed, as he was turning into real matter, he was being sent back into his original body. The Triforce of Courage glowed and Ganon's spirit was incinerated by the laws of reality. Link fell to the floor, mortally wounded. The Trifore of Courage, no longer attached to his body, disappeared and slowly, Link felt his life fall away. "Awaken, original hero! Your services will be needed! AWAKEN!" Link woke up with a start. He was standing in darkness. A single beam of light shone through the floor and Link looked through it. He saw a child running around, and then Zelda, and Daphnes Nohansen Hyrule, in Kakariko Graveyard. Zelda called the boy over and they looked at the slightly ornate tomb, beginning to be covered in ivy, but was adorned with a picture of a giant pig being killed by a hero, with a pointy hat and sword... "Yes, that is you, 5 years in the future." Link suddenly became aware of himself. He was wearing his ceremonial armor, with a shield and his sword at his side. No hat, but he realized his child had been wearing that. He finally looked to where the voice had come from. "I am Farore, goddess of Courage, and you, brave one, has been called back to assist a future hero, who will cleanse the world of Ganon for a time. You realize that you can never go back in your normal form. So I will give you the form of the wolf for this purpose." Link looked at her wordlessly. "I shall leave you be, there are many rooms, for those who are sealed cannot leave their place, but you may come and go as you please, and look out into the real world." Link watched as the seasons changed and all he knew, except Daphnes Nohansen Hyrule, became old and died. Then he met Ganondorf. "Hah! You died! ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! heh heh... what an amazing turn of events! my spirit killed you! Ah... But no matter, you shall return, as will I. The Triforce of Power allows this. Would you hear my thoughts? Lonely one, as I tell you what I now think? That killing is a necessity, but only for those who need to be killed. I now realize that your death was a necessity required by the Goddesses, as well as I being sealed away. To keep the people of Hyrule from forgetting the Goddesses. Our existences forever entwined, me, and your descendants." Link merely sat there, looking at the Gerudo. Link had found himself talking to Ganondorf more and more, there was absolutely no one else, and he was lonely. Time was slow in the netherworld and all his family had scattered, and none of his descendants, or friends who yet survived interested him. Eventually, Ganondorf broke free, and the goddesses appeared, and drowned Hyrule. Link still waited, alone this time, for the decades. Until a hero, worthy of his name and skill appeared, and he taught the skills he had been unable to pass on, and finally, he rested in peace. ---------------------- Thats the end, my next posts will be a couple theories I have about the Zelda universe as a whole.
  25. Cheshka looked about him in awe, the soldiers didn't even care that he had walk right in the door. A man in military attire led along to the elevator and pushed some buttons, sending them into the bowls of the facility. "Thank you, that will be all. Do not disturb me for 18 hours after he leaves. Thank you." Cheshka hesitantly walked toward the voice, which came from nearby a computer. Normally he would be gung-[garden tool] and just start killing, and that was what his heart was telling him to do. But his mind said to wait, and see what would happen, and react accordingly. "I recognize you Cheshka, you haven't changed at all, I envy you." "Do I know you?" "For nigh on a year, and then you gazed at mine and my parents souls, stuck in one single spot, for about fifty years. Start to ring bells?" "Growing Night?! But how?!?" "The government, needing an answer to their problems with Fullmetals, needed soldiers who had the experience and skills to go toe-to-toe with them. Leading to the All-metal. I am an Allmetal, my soul, instead of being transferred directly from body to body, was contained then placed in a new body." "But I thought..." "And yet here we are. And no, I'm not lying, AND you were sent by a female portion of the Physical Program." "Thats the Growing Night I know... you've not lost any of your intelligence. Why work for the government?" "I also knew you were going to ask that. L planned all this." "L? Sounds like something from an anime or something..." "That's where he took it from. The character was scarily like him in thought and look, but not, thank goodness, in habit. The plan is incredibly complex. Everything could be left to chance, or, it could be predicted, then people like me would be able to set up way points for those on who the fate of America (and nigh on the world) depends. You, L and her, among others. Please reveal yourself." A girl appeared and walked forward. She had an impressive amount of technology in her. She had a very large rifle slung across her shoulders and a mask hung down at her side. What struck Cheshka most was her face. It was the very picture of insolence. She slouched very low and stuck her hands in some previously invisible pockets. She also seemed to slip in and out of phase, much like a bad lightbulb. "May I introduce, Ghost Ramayana, she will be part of the next portion of your story. The beginning of a most impressive climax! A pity I won't be able to see it, but I have one last thing to tell, or give you." The body from which the sound came shivered a bit, then a metallic tentacle picked up something and handed it to Cheshka. The nanites absorbed instantly. Growing Night went on to explain. "This was given to me by an aged L that you would be granted more power and abilities, to better aid you in the coming war. In this war you must not be afraid to kill even if you believe it would be a detriment to what you think is the Plan. The Plan's purpose is to destroy the Program, and to preserve whatever the Program tries to destroy to make itself safe. Your purpose this second is to destroy me, so that I do not attempt to influence the plan. "To ensure that the plan succeeds, you must kill me." "What? Kill my teacher... leader... friend's only child? I would never do that!" "But you must..." "I mustn't! I can't do that to you! Of all people!" "I must be slain, Cheshka, if I am not, then the Plan would have one new variable and then all would be lost. In the name of L, my parents and everything that we left behind, kill me."

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