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Thank you!!! Right now I'm having a serious case of writer's block though, plus I'm bogged down under end of year schoolwork... :wall:

When people run in circles its a very very... mad world...

*ahem* My dream? Not that toilet paper isn't uber cool...

Dude I have a heart of jello. I started crying when I got home from our highschool orientation because there was a table set up for the "Drug Free Club" and even though I didn't join, there was only one representitive there and I felt sorry for him since nobody was going by his table. (Everyone was flocking to football and basketball.) And when I was a little kid, if I left one of my stuffed animals on the floor at night, I felt sad that they were left out, so I'd put myself at risk of being smothered by putting ALL of my teddies on the bed. I'm a softy.

Slow dancing with my crush. He's a good friend of mine, but I acted like a moron to the girl that set us up. Oh well. I was on a rush for about 3 days. Oh, and whenever I make a play in softball. Like last year, I caught a pop fly and that was the 3rd out in the top of the 7th inning (we only play until 7 innings) and we were tied with the other team, so we batted, got ahead, and won the championship. If I hadn't caught that, we would've lost. I felt special.

Ok so here's a dream I've had a few times since I was little- A ton of my family, people from school, and thousands of random people are just sitting on these hills. There's flowers and green grass everywhere, and the sky is blue and sunny. Everyone is really happy. Every person's clothes is a different bright color, from their shirts down to their socks and shoes, and everyone is wearing a T-shirt, shorts, colored socks, and canvas shoes, all the same bright color. All of a sudden, there's low, loud rumbling sound, kind of like thunder but continuous. This huge (like skyscaper huge) machine comes rolling over the hill, and it has all these claws and saws and stuff. Its huge and black, like a gigantic engine block/tank thing. It starts rolling over people and killing them, but nobody runs. They just sit there, then by the time they notice this thing coming, its too late. A couple times when I've had it, at the end, the giant thing explodes and the muppets pop out, but most of the time it ends with the thing crushing me and I wake up. Can ANYONE tell me what this is? Its weird, I havn't had it in years, but I used to have it alot.

Gotta love Mencia. :mrgreen:

Runescape Rap? :-k Sounds like it should be a verse of White and Nerdy if you ask me, but A for effort.

\ That poor dog looks like it wants to get ahold of some type of sharp object, and shove it up her nose. Which one? :wink: :lol: Anyway, I fully agree with what everyone has said here. These celebrities are really getting out of hand, especially when more useful news is cut short for this utter crap. Up Paris's nose. Hard.

I like the Titanic, only for the part where the big bunny is holding the little bunny by the ear and is like "I HAVE A CHILD!!" in a really funny voice. Made me crack up.

You get this smile :uhh: (The whole experience of riding through a vending machine has been very traumatic for Mr. Green, causing him to turn a nasty shade of blue, in addition to loosing his naturally happy disopsition. *inserts a picture frame*

\ That poor dog looks like it wants to get ahold of some type of sharp object, and shove it up her nose.

Ding ding ding! We have a weiner! Damnit, Patrick Moore was right. I don't know, its pretty hard to ignore. Its in the stupid newspapers in the check out line, its on my homepage (AIM Mailbox) and EVERYWHERE!!!

Ding ding ding! We have a weiner! Damnit, Patrick Moore was right. Lately, completly ignoring it would kind of be like completly ignoring the sun, or the sky. I'm not saying it can't be done, but it would be difficult.

I'm not sure if this will be moved to the Music, Movies, and TV category, but http://www.angryalien.com has to be one of the funniest sites I've found in a while. Basically, its a bunch of classic movies in cartoon version, played out in 30 seconds by animated bunnies. Cracked me up!

*in best "Shoes" voice* Haaaay therrrre my name's Paul! Is that a chiffon sweater you're wearing? Sweetie, thats faaaabulouuuuus! I loooooove iiiiit!

Sorry for the double post, I guess I can't go to the bathroom either, some doorknob who goes to my school scribbled "FREE PARIS H." on the back of the stall door. And to my knowledge, nobody named Paris goes to our school. But I'm pretty sure it will be painted over in a day or so.

So I guess I'll turn off the TV, shut down my computer, unsuscribe to the newspaper and my magazines, unplug my radio, and lock myself up in my room for a few years? Sounds like a good plan. (Sarcasm.)

There are four cows in a field, a mommy cow and her three babies. The first baby says "Mommy, why am I named Daisy?" The Mommy cow says "Because when you were born, a Daisy petal fell on your head." The second baby cow says "Mommy, why am I named Rose?" And the Mommy cow says "Because when you were born, a Rose petel fell on your head." And the third baby cow says "Ablosekmsldkfjolkxjlkmsd." And the Mommy cow says "Shut up Cinderblock." It takes my friends forever to get it, but I love this joke!!!

Haven't heard of the last one, sorry. I'm guessing thats a good thing?

Never heard of her, sorry. :-w

Well I'm not saying I love watching the death toll of wars and natural disasters rise, what I'm saying is a rich party girl like her gets more TV time than a soldier who gave his life for his country. I'm not really trying to bring attention to her, I'm just saying, what has this world come to. Yeah I've smelled the perfume in the store before, its pretty good I guess.

I'm trying again, they don't work for me either lol.

Our Tech Ed teacher is a creepy old perv. :-X I won't go into specifics, they might be deemed as "inappropriate" for this site, I'm not sure. Thank goodness I'm in eighth grade, and I'll be moving up to the highschool next year.

Would you believe all this media attention? Our local news channel called her story "breaking news" and spent well over 5 minutes on the story that yes, Paris will be doing jail time. And you know what really disappoints me? The fact that right after her story, they spent a WHOPPING 25 seconds talking about a local soldier killed in the line of duty while on tour in Iraq. Makes me sick. :wall: http://www.tmz.com/2007/05/06/paris-to- ... f-cruelty/ http://abcnews.go.com/GMA/story?id=3143 ... SFeeds0312 *Fixed the links* Am I the only person who's sick of this media thirsty Barbie-Wannabe?