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I saw something on AOL news about this guy who promised to tell a joke at his execution, but said that the "Biggest joke is me finally being free through death." He also said something to the lines of "I'm not ___________" I forgot what his name was, but his name was supposed to go in the blank. What's your opinion?

Happy Birthday!

Eat some whole grain bread. And if you eat alot of cheese, stop it. Cheese makes you constipated.

Aw that sucks eggs. :cry: Polar bears are so cute!

I'm a pretty good public speaker, but when I get up there, I sweat. I'm not nervous conciously, but I sweat and I breath hard, making me talk funny. I won a writing contest a while back that would've had me speaking in from of 500+ people. Was I relieved when I found out that I would be on a class trip, and one of my classmates would be reading my piece for me.

No. Why do you think most people even clicked on this? Because they thought it would be about annoying people wanting to play tennis?

Took an online test, and got a 168.

I used to enjoy reading that sticky before it got so out of hand. I miss it, but it got real spammy, so I see why they got rid of it.

I agree with Knives. You're just seeing the bad end of the spectrum. But some parents just give up as an alternative to looking abusive. This lady at my church has a horrible temper. Whenever she tries to calm down her two year old, she practically shouts and smacks the kid around to make him shut up, so she just lets him run around screeching. Annoying to us, but keeps her out of our suspicion that she might have some dangerous parenting problems.

That title made me automatically think "Oh God, what happened at my school NOW?!" (We're co-ed, but the School For Perverts had me wondering...) :thumbsup:

There's a pump of that stuff in our school's computer lab. My friends used to rub it on their hands, and sniff it. Smelled like [cabbage]. -.- And why on earth would you advise people to do something that could send them to the hospital? :-s

Are you one of those guys that go around at 2 in the morning with the music pumped so high that it makes the ground shake? If so, then my mom trys to drag race guys like you because she thinks its cool. She'll be driving me home from a friend's house, and we'll be at a stoplight. She'll see some people with the music blasting, and she'll be like "Em, watch those suckers eat my dust!" Then pull away really fast when the light turns green in an effort to beat out the cruisers. I usually sink about five feet into my seat at this point.

I live in Wisconsin, it doesn't effect me. And the guy's here sag, but they were basketball shorts UNDER their pants so you barely see their boxers. Makes them look three times more stupid. :roll:

Its not alcoholic, but Pixie Stix and Coke are amaaaazzzziinnnnggg.... Also, me and my friend made something called "Toxic Sludge" at McDonald's once. One squirt of everything at the soda fountain. Oh, and a "Lets Trick Emily" Cocktail. Take every liquid you can find in your fridge (Sno Cone syrup, milk, OJ, apple juice, 7-Up, Coke, Grape Koolaid is what my friends had) add a small bit of toilet water (Yes. I said toilet water. -.- ) and give it to an unsuspecting friend to drink. Tastes weird, but kind of sweet. Until they tell you whats in it. :-X Edit: My name is Emily. Ha ha.

Nobody got it right today? Well, I haven't either really. I'm a bit late in my response. Here's the answers, and then we'll try this again... Day One's Answers #1. Fergie #2: A lantern. Remember history class? The whole Paul Revere thing? No? Thanks fine. :mrgreen: #3: Ecuador! #4: Nintendo #5. A Tropical fruit called the "Ice Cream Bean" I'm going to give the prize to shadedragon for getting 2.5/5 right. (Old North Church was very closely related to the historical event.) Congratulations!

.5/10 I saw you once on the game forums. I think...

thats a [bleep] dog!?!? Well what else would it be? It kinda looks like a dog, sorta. I mean, sure, it has some Spawn of Satan qualities, but has the canine features. It looks more like a freakin pig than a dog... Jesus Christ.. I think this disproves God just by existing.. why the hell would a sentient being of ultimate power create something like that? Its THAT ugly.. geez just shoot it now. So if you were born with some deformity, we should shoot you? What if you could create a cure for cancer? Cure world hunger? Dogs can cure cancer and world hunger? :roll: :wall: I'm just going to stop talking now. :lol: :XD:

Oooh and I'm also going on a road trip to South Dakota with my family. The only bad part about this? With my family.

Hollar if you work on a tobacco farm.... This is a strange little waste of space, now isn't it. :-k

Lots of 7 hours marching band practices. Stuck on [developmentally delayed]ed xylophone.

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Put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool. Why do people fart?

Well, this one was stupid. I was probably 10 years old, and I was just falling asleep. My Barbie (Yes, you heard me right. Barbie.) sleeping bag was rolled up at the foot of my bed. I must've rolled over, because the sleeping bag slid off the bed, and hit the floor, pulling with it a few little things I had sitting on my windowsill (My bed was right by the window.) The zipper rubbing against the rest of the sleeping bag sounded a ton like my window opening for some reason. Add the effect of things falling off of my window, and I was convinced some guy had just pryed open my window and was about to kill me. So I stuck my head under my pillow and screamed. In come my parents, thinking I was dying or something, only to see the sleeping bag and the stuff from my window sitting on the floor. With my head still in the pillow, I explained what happened. They started cracking up, and reassured me that nobody was at my window. Needless to say, being 10, this didn't help. I barely slept that night. :XD:

Cool and creepy all at the same time! I love scaring myself with ghosts and such. I get nightmares, but I can't stop watching Ghost Hunters and stuff like that.

Okay, so a little background info on the question I'm about to ask. I have a huge crush on one of my guy friends. Recently, his girlfriend broke up with him. So, my question is: Does my recently dumped crush like me now? Thanks! I always love reading what you have to say. I'm not always up for a debate, but I'll read it nonetheless.