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I loved my AOL toolbar. I had all those little customizable buttons to get me to my favorite webpages and everything. Then I downloaded the new version, (5.0) thinking, "Hey, what've I got to loose?" I absolutly hate it. :evil: Its clumsy and a big waste of time. I'd go into detail, but I don't want to bore you. I uninstalled it, and now I want my old toolbar back. I'm not sure which version it is... 2.0 maybe? Is there anyway I can download the old version? Now I know how my Grandma feels for sticking to her old rotary phone.

I could see him getting pulled over by the police... Police: Can I see your driver's license? Superman: Sure... *digs through wallet* Aw crap its not here Police: Well what's your name? Superman: Superman Police: Your name is Superman? Superman: Yes sir. Police: Um... we're going to have to run some sobriety tests... please get out of the car. Superman: I'm not drunk, that's my name! Police: Right. Can you walk that line and touch your nose please? :XD:

A few days ago, they said they wouldn't be able to reach the miners for a week, but oxygen was flowing into the area where they were trapped. Last night however, the news said a drill might've reached them at "any moment." Its many moments later... once again, cable news has lied to me. :boohoo:

I'm driving to South Dakota and Wyoming tomorrow! And then, the day after I get back, I leave for band camp! :thumbsup:

You cried over that? :XD: Wow. Everybody who's posted before me, I have to agree... lay off the candy before bed and get some fresh air. :lol:

Its not working for me either... C, E, A, D, B, F, G, H

Boooooo Barry. Yaaaaaay Hank! (I live in Milwaukee.)

More or less what I was thinking. I'd like to be a good sport and say this was funny, but... eh :| . Any non-super-serious ones floating around on the internet :? ? Trust me, I looked. There's nothing. There were even more "serious" ones and they were completly [developmentally delayed]ed. Even coming from me.

Is offensive to me. And clearly racial. No I didn't read the rest. Something about hating police. I agree with you. Freedom of speech is one thing, but do you remember the part about "All men created equal?" That comment that Don Imus made challenges that immortal quote. Now what if that racial slur had been against you? You would've written a long post just like this one, I'm sure. -.-

what? Thats what I was wondering...

You have your rules for women, we have our rules for men. :P I did not make these, I got them from http://www.brightrays.com Women's Rules for Men 1. Call. 2. Don't lie. 3. Never tape any of her body parts together. 4. If guys' night out is going to be fun, invite the girls. 5. If guys' night out is going to involve strippers, remember the zoo rules: No Petting. 6. The correct answer to "Do I look fat?" is never, ever "Yes." 7. Ditto for "Is she prettier than me?" 8. Victoria's Secret is good. Frederick's of Hollywood is bad. 9. Ordering for her is good. Telling her what she wants is bad. 10. Being attentive is good. Stalking is bad. 11. "Honey", "Darling", and "Sweetheart" are good. "Nag", "Lardass",and "[bleep]" are bad. 12. Talking is good. Shouting is bad. Slapping is a felony. 13. A grunt is seldom an acceptable answer to any question. 14. None of your ex-girlfriends were ever nicer, prettier, or better in bed. 15. Her cooking is excellent. 16. That isn't an excuse for you to avoid cooking. 17. Dishsoap is your friend. 18. Hat does not equal shower, aftershave does not equal soap, and warm does not equal clean. 19. Buying her dinner does not equal foreplay. 20. Answering "Who was that on the phone?" with "Nobody" is never going to end that conversation. 21. Ditto for "Whose lipstick is this?" 22. Two words: clean socks. 23. Believe it or not, you're probably not more attractive when ? 24. Burping is not sexy. 25. You're wrong. 26. You're sorry. 27. She is probably less impressed by your discourse on your cool car than you think she is. 28. Ditto for your discourse on football. 29. Ditto for your ability to jump up and hit any awning in a single bound. 30. "Will you marry me?" is good. "Let's shack up together" is bad. 31. Don't assume PMS is the cause for every bad mood. 32. Don't assume PMS doesn't exist. 33. No means No. Yes means Yes. Silence could mean anything she feels like at that particular moment in time, and it could change without notice. 34. "But, we kiss..." is not justification for using her toothbrush, and you don't clean plaque with your tongue. 35. Never let her walk anywhere alone after 11pm. 36. Chivalry and feminism are NOT mutually exclusive. 37. Pick her up at the airport. Don't whine about it, just do it. 38. If you want to break up with her, break up with her. Don't act like a complete jerk until she does it for you. 39. Don't tell her you love her if you don't. 40. Tell her you love her if you do. Often. 41. Always, always suck up to her brother. 42. Think boxers. 43. Silk boxers. 44. Remember Valentine's Day, and any cheesy "anniversary" she so-names. 45. Don't try to change the way she dresses. 46. Her haircut is never bad. 47. Don't let your friends pick on her. 48. Call. 49. Don't lie. 50. The rules are never fair. Accept this without question. The fact that she has to go through labor while you sit in the waiting room on your [wagon] smoking cigars isn't fair either, and it balances everything.

I have no problem with you sitting on your badonkadonk (Subway commerical...) butt, drinking beer and eating chips while watching other men who get paid ridonkulous amounts of money to run around pushing each other over and fighting for a ball. I might even join you on that couch. I love sports, but will I ever be paid millions of dollars to play? Nope. When it comes to women's sports compared to men's, we're still living in the stone age.

Dying from drowning, suffocation, or falling off the top of a a ride or tall building, and hurtling to my death. To sum it up, knowing that I'm going to die within minutes in a painful death.

I was on a class trip to Washington DC in April, and it was kinda chilly out. So our bus is going down some street in downtown DC when this one girl goes "Oh my god! There's a dead guy out there!" And on the sidewalk there was this guy in really ratty clothing laying face down over a steam vent. And our tour guide was completly cool about it, he's just like "Oh yeah, some of the bums around here like to warm up on the steam vents. Its no big." And there's all these politicians and stuff walking around him like its no big deal. This one guy even stepped OVER him. :XD: Oh, and I was at a park one time, and there were three dead, decapitated fuzzy ducklings floating in all the litter and crap by the shore of the pond. :-X

If he's mad at you over a computer game, I'm 99.999% positive it will blow over soon. But, there's a .0001% chance that I'm wrong. :^o

My cousin's husband is going on bald prematurely, and that's one of the things she married him for! If you're that worried about it, there's different treatments, shampoos, and creams you can get at drugstores to help grow back some of that hair. My uncle uses Rogain Foam.

My old history teacher encouraged Wikipedia. His philosophy? "Less time it takes for you to write the papers, less time it takes me to grade them, more time for football." :-k I have to say its a good idea...

...haven't i seen a map of this? let me go google it.. EDIT: here we are...and the truth....... although i would personally goto old navy Not true. As much as I like having new clothes, shopping is a drag for me. Its pretty much my girlfriends (and my gay friend) running around the mall squeaking about "Oh my gawd! Sale at Aeropostale! I have these cute pants on hold at Rue 21! And we HAVE TO stop at Kohl's I have a gift card!!!" My version of shopping? Cruisin' through a couple stores, grabbing what I want, paying for it, and getting the heck out of there before a salesperson and convince me that I'd "Look absolutely stunning in this!"

Are you regering to the rapper 50 Cent? I'd say 50 Mil, at least. A glittery hello kitty pencil.

2/10 I rember your avatar kinda, and the name sounds familiar. :-s

Banned for telling me to stop in your siggy. Its a free country. :mrgreen:

Aw crum now look what you did! #-o

Fell onto my

That sounds pretty useless. "Oh, yay, level 99 I can play the didgeridoo!"

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