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Definitely an improvement I would say! I kind of liked the "rough draft" [hide]Look I've done more in the past six months than most anyone has done in five years to improve myself, I'm most likely one of the smartest people in a room, I'm probably the one of the most genuine nice people (no not /r/niceguys nice) you'd meet in real life, I'm a hardcore socialist and ultraleftist that makes Noam Chomsky look like a fox news host, I have an eclectic set of hobbies that encapsulate both feminine and masculine gender roles and I can switch between male/female gender roles easily, I'm super competitive to the point it can negatively affect my life (but it forces me to excel).[/hide]for its edginess, but the cleaner version has it's merits as well

I'm definitely on board with muggiws raw honesty point. It should sound less like an interview, and more like what you would post here.

Reading the death of zybez thread was depressing

Maybe they'll migrate here?

I like that you basically translated your resume into a code language hahaha

Bonez might be the only person that still uses TIF on desktop mode

I feel like that's a lot of bulk, most of which would be better off being part of an opening conversation, not an initial bio. The first paragraph especially. Allow me to edit (which is by no means perfet, but at least something to consider) [Hide] BIO I'm currently working towards an Associates in Computer Programming/Computer Science, and a Bachelor's to follow. Just don't tell Sarah Conner. When I'm not developing software, on weekends I sell tech and tech accessories to appease the Hulu and Netflix gods, lest they find out my secret - my enormous music and book collection. (Add one quote from a character you think is most relatable here) [/hide]

Woah man don't spiral like that. The online dating pool is only so big in your rural area, that's not your fault

Sorry to here that Saq

"If you have a PhD and your resume is less than 3 pages, you look like an idiot" - my psychology professor

Your resume should target what you're applying to, tailored to the needs of that job. Don't understate your strengths. Don't limit yourself in formatting.

At the end of the day you only have to go to bed with your own thoughts, not the thoughts of others. Do whatever makes you happiest. Also, strange to think of beans as expensive. Their like 60 cents a can here, a can being a meals worth.

I ate so many beans the first year I moved out of my parents place

I don't think I mentioned this last week but after waiting many many long years, I finally started playing Skyrim. It's a huge game

She probably felt the same until she realized she lives in reality

Yeah flirting with coworkers is acceptable in part time jobs that don't matter, but if youre going to be working somewhere for years, you should do your best to not make things weird

Start talking to other people in the office about casual stuff while not so much talking to her. Unfortunately if it's a small office, that might be you're only out

Hey man, as long as you're being smart, have all the sex you want. Good for you!

So young and naive I was to think that Runescape was a well constructed game

@ring didnt you used to have the Take to The Skies album art as your signature or was that someone else?

Enter Shikari "Sorry you're not a winner" on repeat. It's 2007 and I'm not about to print a 997 page data summary document that I have to verify line by line to create a graph depicting the possible increase in certain form filing.

Last I checked his blog was nothing but forged immigration documents

We get it. We're nerds

Saw him again today, and he paid for 3 drinks at a bar to make up for it lmao. 3 drinks was too many for a Sunday lmao and now I can't tell if I'm "haven't eaten enough" tipsy or just regular tipsy, esp because I'm not hungry at all. But how does it compare to FortNite on XP?

So is not eating all day before doing shots like hacking?