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He already said he isn't a lawyer.Lol, I thought it was common knowledge that I was Jewish. But no, not a lawyer/banker/Hollywood elite/lizard

Today a Senator told me my last name sounded Jewish and suggested I applied for a job at their law firm. I am not a lawyer

Dude i couldn't tell you how many times I accidentally open the link to the YouTube video thread by accident. I'm probably half of its hits

Yoooooo one of my lawyers quit and for legal reasons I can't say why but if youre extra creepy and pay attention to news networks there's a small chance you'll eventually see it (fingers crossed for a slow news day soon so someone actually cares enough to cover it)

What the hell is a funorb

Another night of [bleep]ing gainging and dripping 10 ranks in rocket league in one [bleep]ing sitting [bleep]ing God damn bullshit stuck

You could literally ride a different bike each day of the week. Hell, you could almost make it 2 weeks assuming they're all in driving condition

Proper

At least the tech guy was cool when he did finally show up

Typical Comcast showing up 90 minutes late to their "guaranteed" window of installation

I think you just discovered a crack in the online job market world. A hugely exploitable one, I dig it

Yo Veiva, I said it once but I'll say it again. I am so proud of the progress you've made. It's insane how much you've grown, matured and actualized yourself in the last year or so. Keep doin what you're doing my man. Never stop never stopping.

Hey thanks for keeping this place functional folks. You the real mvps

80k is hella good my man. After recently moving I'm able to take the train to work and not dealing with shitty rush hour traffic twice a day has seriously increased my mood so much. Or maybe it's that Spring weather is finally being consistent. Probably both.

Sounds like you should fight for overtime on top of a raise

Nah dude this is your chance to renegotiate your contract. You can ask for way more money and they'd have to at least consider it

At work obviously

Ah, emojis don't post here. Rats. Imagine a pointing finger followed by the "okay" hand gesture. Would have been funnier in context. Oh well

On the contrary paying three times as much rent does not make me feel rich at all haha No internet until next Sunday either which kinda blows

Noxx that's pretty wild. My buddy does section 8 housing (basically government assisted living space) and he's shared some horror stories of what folks do to these properties. 20 people is way too many for any house. But also the property owner is completely incompetent if he didn't notice the Doctor disappeared 7 months ago

I haven't slept in the newest one yet, but I'm quite sure it'll be my favorite

As of today and through Tuesday I technically have 3 residencies. Ama

As reigning queen of the quad post, I agree that quantity IS quality

I don't remember doing anything like that with Lemons ;). Are you sure it wasn't bubba or some other weirdo :)Bubba! That's right. My bad And damn dude. I can't imagine losing 2 weeks of work because some asshat didn't send an email