RpgGamer

I have a normal diet of bagels and bourbon

I think you're suggesting that keeping kosher is a poor dietary choice which is odd to me because I've always heard it as a healthy eating choice.

Dude your breakfast kicks ass

I never got to see the camera, I blacked out like 2 seconds after the iv hit

Just a pirate themed amusement park

Just got out of my colonoscopy. Who wants pics?

When you have a job and a social life there's not enough time in the day to be wasted lying to people. Just be honest and move on with your life.

Stealing someone's username is worse than stealing their credit card information.

Senate just ended the FCC privacy laws so now your ISP can sell your Internet history. [bleep]kkk

No ice pls thnx

My roomate posted a picture of him searching "dating Sim" on steam to Facebook because he thought it was funny that Dark Souls 3 was the top result. Unphased by the fact he just told his whole facebook he searched "dating sim" on steam.

Vodka is basically water potatoes. No calories there

You ever try not blacking out while drinking?

Did you equip full rune?

Nah, I wanted to demonstrate the thread isn't dead.

"Ifa ***** steals yo gurl, he doin you a favor"

Stick around! We enjoy the company (don't let the usernames fool you, I've actually been solely talking to myself through multiple accounts for years)

Veiva clearly uses TIF mobile. Hedgehog clearly doesn't. Time to buy a smart phone buddy. Saq,you might as well break up with her. Why would you want to be in a totally different country than your girlfriend for a whole year? Also, relationship thread is not dead, it would have awoken if you posted in it

That's so weird because just yesterday I was looking at my signature and I was like "damn. Orpheus hasn't even logged in for 4 years" And now here you are. Maybe TTANT will swing by too

My roommate has played about 10 hours a day of Breath of the Wild since release so...it's likely a good game

If you think I won't post pics on my instagram, you're wrong.

Clinically shoving a camera up my keister

Internet was shitty. Bought new router. Internet still shitty. New router is shit. Also my surgery got moved to theat 30th. I just want to play games damn it

The university has a duty to protect its student body. If you feel that it is failing to do that, don't hesitate to sue the school board

Some airlines reimburse you for crap like that, check out the EU's flight rights website.