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I laugh when the cat falls off my bed

Cats panting = most hilarious thing ever No, I take that back, but they're still beyond amusing. I may have caused Carlos to hit his head several times but he left a mark on me.

Emily 5, Carlos 1, and I've made him pant!

Emily 4, Carlos 1

I've been up for 10 hours after 10 hours of sleep, that's not true. By the way... Emily (me) 2, Carlos 1

^ I've had the song that all comes from stuck in my head off and on this weekend for unknown reasons. Along with "Buy U A Drank". Yeahh. It's confusing.

Go lay down and watch a moving ceiling fan

For a moment I thought I typed "hamming" but I'm just blind or dyslexic.

I just tried harming Carlos. When playing he jumps and spins in the air, and I made him jump backwards into a shadow box and container. I laughed loudly.

Or sometimes they don't claim they need anything but anyone who knows them well and has half a brain can see it

I need these candies to have something negative printed on them! They're all like hug me, kiss me, xoxo, yes, I <3 U... The closest thing to negative is "maybe"! (I am eating candy from Valentine's Day. I begged for it and got what I wanted :D)

Surprisingly I liked it even though "orgie porgie" and such gave me the creeps. I'm doing too much at once now, posting, looking at texts, trying to clea them, opening SweeTarts, making sure Carlos doesn't mess up my room... Yeah my little brain can't handle it all right now

Oh wittyface! No I'm nice and I guess I forgot the part about actually fulfilling the need. I could tell you so much about my newish kitty Carlos! He's on my dresser trying to get his toy and knocking down my stuff in the process. "One of the principal functions of a friend is to suffer (in a milder and symbolic form) the punishments that we should like, but are unable, to inflict upon our enemies." -- Aldous Huxley, "Brave New World"

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One thing that really makes me happy is when someone I love relies on me for something and I can fulfill that need.

Leader. How about rule change goes once someone can't come up with another word branching of they start a new one? Since the original rules weren't followed.

Forgiving is intentional while forgetting is not

Granted. You now have lots of ideas. You're just not aware of them. I wish I hadn't been ill last week.

I hate lies but not the liars

Nope, I got a miraculous 10 hours last night. TPUM has some sort of appreciation for spamming.

Meh.

People tend not to care much about other peoples' little issues with nit-picky differences until it's something offensive to us.

I ate a tuna sandwich. When I drained the can, I gave my 20lb cat the "tuna juice".

Move on to something new. If that feels wrong, you can try going back, but if you don't try to get together with the new girl because you go back, you'll never know. It's easy to be stuck on history since it's what you're comfortable with and you know more what to expect, but it's better to grow and move on when the other person seems to be doing so.

Granted. Once that happens, history repeats itself and some new guy's name is the equivalent of Hitler's. I wish I could make people less stupid.