Monoxide_Child

I have no clue but in any one f2p world I see about one moderator every week and I get on for a long time sometimes (of course only on to complain about runescape dating to the fatty members visiting varrok). I was once a friend with a jagex employee in 2002 but I never heard anything about how many mods or emp's there were.

I think wearing anything besides what you usually wear in combat is pointless. It's like what the hell are you trying to accomplish. If your worries about your looks in real life were anything like the way you worry how you look in runescape, then you wouldn't care about how you look in a game because you know you're acceptable to people you really know and so it doesn't matter what some fat slob living 500 miles away thinks about your virtual character. I really hate those members that have.. purses, and berets, and freaking backpacks (that look like the average backpack from this day and age and not a traveling pack from the dark ages). I always wear what I wear when I fight. It started out with wearing rune and I thought I was so cool then I started to save up money for rune g and within two weeks I was in saradonim because it is the best free world armor I can get and so I wear it to show my superior authority over runescapes childish currency (if runescape was a game that even mattered they would change the format for currency to 100 bronze coins is equivalent to 100 silver coins, and 100 silver coins was equivalent to 100 gold coins, and 100 gold coins would be worth about how much 2 million gold coins does in runescape. I rant.

Runescape graphics make my eyes bleed. The graphics in wow are very outdated and todays mmorpg's that you pay for monthly have graphics that blow my head off (Conan's Age: Hyborian Adventure and Huxley).

Umm... excluding cussing, saying racist things, spamming, attempting scams and macro-ing... I witness hundreds of counts of shell-less vomit induced scumbags asking to DATE people (and that's counting only the level 70 and above member wastelags that enter free worlds every 10 seconds and gloat about how much they (don't) know anyone near them yet parade their useless thoughts upon others and gain acceptance in the posse of the fools and will eventually wallow in their sacrifice for nerd-dom). Rs dating sucks, die.

Besides there isn't much worth bringing into the real world from this game, I wouldn't NEED anything this game has to offer anyway. I already own a lot of medieval weapons to kill with. But if I could bring three things with me when I log off runescape I would most definitely bring... nothing. This game has nothing to offer me.

I don't have any single favorite but it would include one of the following intelligent choices: juggalo, muskrat, slaughter, and the phrase "Dating on runescape is for pointless loser owl turds so go eat your own rank turd nugget and choke on its minuscule toxin induced stank nastyness."

Any of my runescape names were horrible stupid rambling piles of spotted owl waste flashing on your screen. And so are all of your runescape names. The only good runescape names are perfectly grammatically correct with no moronic numbers in them or two words without a space. loserboy987345 is bad example of a runescape name N00bzorpween is a musk rat on down syndrome chewing away the keys on your keyboard and inadvertently spelling out some horrible screen name. And all those terribly uneducated randomly contrived half anus "japanese" wannabe names are bad as hell. LOOK AT ME OH MY FREAKING GOD MY RUNESCAPE NAME IS HIRIKOTIMO IM SO FREAKING COOL WORSHIP MY GOD AWFUL STALENESS AND REAP THE GLAMOR OF BEING WITHIN 5 FEET OF ME!!!!... die fatherless loser. The only remotely appropriate names would be something such as "Ithilia" or "Theodin" or something at least resembling a medieval renaissance magickal swordplay name. More than half of the idiotic names deserve to be removed and banned for clumping up the creativity of daft morons to create a simple and intriguing symbolic title that glorifies the character as a sword slinging lightning casting demon slaying beast of a fighter. or something

i spend, literally every second of my time on runescape complaining about people that play it, the way the pixels of rs make my eyes bleed, and the sever childish nature of the quests and special events. In fact when I get on runescape i usually look for the massive crowds of members that always go to varrok in free 2 play worlds and act like they all know eachother which they obviously have never met in rl and they al share little secrets like omg you date so and so wowie omg drama omg internet loser drama wow. and then im like your all losers, why do u date online, what is the thrill or exhilaration of being in lust with pixelated electronic signals shot to ur face by the refractive light when it is flung at the screen in the form of ions. literally i get on rs and complain, everything on there can make me complain for hours. I have stayed up many a time from 10 pm to 3 am complaining like theres no tomorrow. it sustains me in rs, if it werent for the conflict of losers dating online i wouldnt even be on rs, cause all i do is tell the internet daters and ppl that actin like rs friends are the only ppl they kno that they need a purpose in life besides being fat ugly and antisocial (in real life cause they apparently theyre a big hit on the internet with ppl that dont actually know them). im finished get out

i dont really like to wish want and whine about how someone else is better than me, least of all in a mmorpg (now in halo or counterstrike source i HAVE to be the best and i usually am) but in a game that takes years to achieve the best, i really dont care about being good because in like fps games it can take minutes to be the best. but at least zezima doesnt gloat. gloaters can die and go to hell. And if i was lvl 126 or something or some heavenly guru of some grand proportion i wouldnt care. i wouldnt care if no matter how much i trained in runescape i stayed lvl 3. honestly. zezima doesnt suck then

well i guess considering the first time i played runescape the characters were 2 dimensional flat and even more pixelated than the characters of today, no i dont remember that guy because i started before he existed.

autoers are really sad because alot of them are actually real people in asia playing runescape on 10 dollar computers from the 1980's for like 16 hours a day to get gold to sell for like 10 bucks for 1 million and make a profit of like 5 cents an hour.

well i think its funny if you have good things on a bad leveled character and high level people try to tell you that something that is worth 300k is only worth 10k or 20k (ie. black with G trim). Then you walk around for 8 hours with a line of 60 noobs following you like "omg ur awesome be my friend and ill give you a log" or "wow can you buy me a suit of that?" ummm which obviously no i wont. when people ask me if I can buy them a suit of a black g I ask them if I can rip their eyes out and eat their face with a jagged spoon from the year 1864

Well first the poster of this topic is right that kg is a measure for mass and mass and weight are very different. In space, a planet larger than our sun could collapse into a sphere smaller than a golf ball. weight and mass are somewhat related but not the same. When he (the topic creator) was talking about the way it weighs more when you finish the helmet than when it was bars, he could be wrong im not sure i never did that quest im not a member. About the cannon ball thing you replier are wronger than mj on the muppet show. It is obvious to the most ill adept thinker that an iron ball won't disintegrate from anything less than being walloped into the center of a atomic explosion where the iron would literally be ripped apart atom by atom. What in runescape could possibly cause a huge lunking mass of iron to disintegrate? Cannon balls didn't disintegrate in real life when they impacted on the iron plating of the first armored ships during the civil war, they just bounced of and traipsed into the water, round as your intellect is small. Simple "evaporation" CAN'T split atoms. Your talking about just a fast moving piece of iron completely being reaped from existence because it hit a rock or even more likely flesh and bone. Plus you say the steam of a steam powered cannon would soften the iron. I doubt that even today someone could create a steam powered cannon the size and proportion of the one in runescape (iv seen pictures). Besides, if in fact runescape cannons are steam operated then they have managed to vault a tremendous gap in a scientific discovery seeing how gunpowder was first used against an armored knight during the 1400's and steam powered machines weren't created until the 1800's. Besides its just completely heinous that a cannonball would disintegrate because of a reaction to water. In real life rocks and dirt containing gold are simply dropped onto a large conveyor which dumps rock, dirt, gold and all into a massive superheated steel container that liquefies everything inside at a temperature of around 2000 deg Fahrenheit and the gold is heavier than anything else in the ground found anywhere near a gold vein, so the impurities are pressures up by the supreme weight of the gold and a vented steel separator sweeps over the top of the gold and lifts out all the liquefied dirt and rocks and it gets dumped in a huge heap outside the smelting factory. gold doesn't technically get smelted in a furnace. Clearly you don't know anything about metal (rocks would be a better word in this case since obsidian is in fact a rock) since obsidian is a rock which Native Americans have used to create tools for hundreds of years. It's actually quite simple to break obsidian and it used to be crafted into hatchet heads and arrow heads by hitting the sides with a piece of animal bone. Since mixing rock types naturally is pretty much never going to happen since if obsidian was mixed with granite as you say, then it wouldnt be called obsidian mixed with granite it would be an entirely new type of rock. Besides its easier to melt metal than rocks because metal is more heat conductive (thats why when hiroshima was bombed only stone and brick building still stood but the buildings which frames were made of metal were twisted melted and gnarled). And coal, you said coal. Coal is one of THE weakest rock based natural substances you can possible find. And why you say: Is completely beyond recognition. You relate the strength properties of rocks to metal. Granite in no way shape or form contains the properties that allow steel or iron to be so invincible. Rocks are in no way durable and wear away in many more ways than metals. And to cut this rant short, the reason steel is stronger than iron, is not because of some freaking rock. Steel IS iron which is superheated and allows for oxygen molecules to flow inside the newly widened atomic crevices in the iron and then the iron is quickly cooled in cold water which instantly shrinks the microscopic holes which the oxygen entered through and because of that the oxygen atoms are trapped in between the iron molecules and for some reason makes the iron stronger, and also strangely warrants the name steel. Last of all, runescape can't be called scientifically correct because there isn't much to BE called correct. If the game included more science related material then there would be more to talk about. but what is in the game is most definitely not correct (even if a little but is scientifically correct which probably it isn't).

yea i know what your talking about i played back then. but unfortunately i didnt care about rs and i never got any party hats or santa hats only the scythe and even that wasnt very cool and still isnt. and i dont remember the password to the account that had the scythe, in fact they delete any account that hasnt been used for like a year. Edit. i forgot to add my likes (more prominently dislikes) of the additions to runescape. In fact the only additions I like are graphics updates. Home teleport is a horrible addition that caters only to the weak minded dunderblores who rant unceasingly about how amazingly stupid they themselves are in that they can't spend two hours to reach whatever level lumbridge teleport is so they can do it instantly and anytime they so ever choose. The more recent updates in runescape that cater to f2p's whim are nonsensical airbags of information and hand holding. If in the first place someone is too dimwitted to spend 3 minutes to walk to lumbridge then they will have many problems further on the game (more specifically when said moron reaches level 5). And (jagex quote) "well we did a survey and realized 90% of anyone in runescape is a complete freakin MORON!!! so we decided to add new things that make stupid people feel less inferior to the other players (the everyday person) that use an output of 5% of their brain to successfully play the game." The bank in lumbridge is nice but in a very horrible location. I despise having a bank on the top of the castle. It creates not problems but annoyances. Having to climb two flights of stairs to get out a rune and a staff or get 4k is very annoying. It causes displeasure in my soul every time I travel up the stair sets to the top of castle dunkindorf in lumbertonville. at least put the bank in a more sensible and feasible location like the bottom floor of the place instead of a mincemeat kiosk towering about everything within a mile. On the dungeon crud thing in hickville west of Varrok, I do like it to an extent. The idea behind it is interesting and it has the most gruesome themes in the whole game yet still not graphically comparable to anything scary (the thought counts). The rewards are nice too and it is very good info for a new player that really doesnt know anything about the rules or scams that go on (hopefully they leave a little less in stupor). The boots.. the warrior boots nice good [bleep]y brown non.. stupid. The "fancy -terd nuggets- boots" are displeasing to the eye. The half hearted rainbow design mocks medieval fashion (as do most of the items in rs, rubber duck, santa hats, purses? wtf?, tomato GUNS? cannons (this isnt the seven seas), underwater scooba gear... wow very clever jagex). But despite obvious flaws in the dungeon the perks are still cool, some new emotes that are kind of cool, money good, a scepter that teleports u back there 3 times before completely being obliterated from your inventory requiring you to do the menacing task of rebuilding a second or third scepter. Muy bien. GOOD UPDATES Die eier von satan. They added no dating in rs to the rule list under rule 1. "Is it ok to ask to be bf/gf in runescape? No, that is a way for people to learn personal information." Thank you jagex but too bad most apathetic people presume this rule doesnt apply or that "dating in rs is just so much better than real life" that they continue to date... on the internet. Splice the matter in half it involves the giving of personal info plus it's weird as mess. Just don't do it. Especially if your over the age of... well it doesn't matter how old you are learn how to talk to people in real life face to face and you won't need to date online (in a foolish attempt to reassure yourself of your own social acceptance or presence). Yes, I liked the update to rule one. It is the clean one. No flaws. Simple no dating in runescape. Bravo. Es ridiculo que uds. saban otros personas en Runescape pero no saber en tu escuela o ciudad o casa.