Harakiri

My biggest mistake was not having a bank pin and my friend (ain't my friend anymore) figured out my pass and stole my armor. I got his guy back though, gave all his stuff away to level 3's.

What is the dumbest mistake you have ever had on Runescape. It could have to do with buying a cruddy item or getting convinced to go into the wilderness and you end up losing all of your items. Happy posting :D

One time on tip it clan chat there was a spammer named titevagena...and then he came back with another wierd name: Wetbutcheeks Eww...

The greatest evil Pt2: The funeral "Hurry up Richard. For god's sake get off your lazy [wagon] and get ready for the funeral!" Yelled Beverly Gourdan, putting diamond ear rings into her ear. Richard Gourdan muted his football game and looked at his wife with a strict face. "Football. Big game and I will not miss it." Beverly wanted to slap Richard. He was a fat, balding man, and he was only 32 years old. Beverly always loved him, but once he started becoming a drunkard, things really took a turn for the worse. Beverly knew that Mary Haress was expecting herself and Richard to come to her sons funeral. That poor woman had been crying for a week, nonstop. Her sons body pieces were put into a coffin and Mary held that coffin for the whole week, staring at her sons dead eyes, eternally staring at the rest of his body. Mary had lost her husband in the Gulf War and now she lost her son. Beverly felt terrible for her, but she wanted Richard to come. "Richard, I am about to smash a hammer into that television and then you could say good bye to football." Beverly grabbed the flipper off the coffee table in front of Richard and his armchair. Beverly flipped it off. "What the hell? Turn it back on!" Richard yelled. He stood up and stared at his wife with those blank, menacing eyes he had got when he became a drunkard. Beverly was not scared. She had been scared of him for years. He abused her and treated her like crap for years and now, she was going to stand up to him. She loved him and that is why she never called the cops and reported to them. She knew he could change. "No. You will come to the funeral. Mary's son..." "Mary's a dumb as hell woman! She let her child out..." "Shut up!" Beverly butted in. Richard stared at her. "She was letting him go out because the park was a few blocks away and did not think anything would happen to a child at the park." "What about the prostitutes?" "Do you think a prostitute would rape a child?" "Sure, it is possible." "The cops have really taken care of the prostitutes though. I have not seen one in months!" "Just give me the remote. I am not going." "Yes you are. Put on your suit..." "NO!" Beverly felt Richards hand on her face and embraced the pain like a hug from a relative. The pain faded fast. She did not cry. She did not yell. She just walked toward the door. "Give me the flipper Bev. I will hurt you." "Go get it." Beverly could not understand why he did not just go over to the television and turn on the on button at the bottom but... She threw the remote into a child's pool next door. Richard pushed her to the ground and ran after the remote. Beverly got up and left to the funeral. The funeral began. The parts of Billy's body, some shards of bones from James parents, and James body itself were marched down main street. People on the side of the street bowed there heads in prayer. Mary Haress walked down the street alongside her sons coffin. She was crying and thinking about where Beverly and Richard could be. Beverly said she would be here hours ago. A police patrol pulled into a nearby parking lot and Deputy Jon Jones walked over to Mary. "Mary, you know Beverly Gourdan?" "Yes. I have been waiting for her to show up for a while." She said in between tears. "Well, we found her car." Mary knew what was coming next. "She drove off of the Gandy Bridge. Plunged into the water. Dead in her car." Mary cried even harder. "Suicide we found out. She left this note on the side of the street. Must of stopped before driving the car off." The officer handed Mary the note. I have given up hope on my one true love. Richard will meet me in hell and regret what he has done. He will not see another Budweiser in hell. "Then Richard..." Mary muttered between tears. "Richards body was found, electrocuted, in a kiddie pool next to his house. We found a T.V remote in the pool. And we found out that he was drunk." Mary continued to cry. "I am so sorry." Deputy Jones walked back toward his patrol. "Deputy Jones!" Someone yelled from inside of the Cerner house. Jones walked into the house and found the man who yelled for him in the basement of the nice, Victorian era house. "What is it Lok?" Lok was a lean man, about 22 years old. "Look at this." He picked up a note on the floor of the basement. I got the statue. And there is no way to get it back. "What does he want a statue for? It must have been worth something." "Thats what I thought Jones." Jones took the letter to his patrol car and picked up his walkie talkie. "I think I know why the Cerner's were blown up." THE RAMSTON HERALD SUNDAY, NOVEMBER 3, 1994 MORE DEATHS AND ANOTHER NOTE FROM THE CERNER MURDER Today was another wild day. It started when the funeral started and the four bodies of the murdered people from Tuesday were being walked down the street, to Rebirth Cemetery. Beverly Gourdan was apparently on her way when she decided to kill herself on the Gandy Bridge. A note was found on the side of the road, written by Beverly. Then, the neighbors of Beverly reported seeing the dead body of Beverly's husband, Richard Gourdan, in their kiddie pool. His body was found, electrocuted, apparently by a remote thrown in the pool. Also, later on Police were looking for any evidence from the assailant of the Cerner's. They found a note from the murderer about stealing a statue. Police have no idea what kind of statue it was or why the assailant thought it was so nice that they needed to do whatever they did to the Cerner's. Police still don't know how the assailant could have made the Cerner's explode. NEXT CHAPTER: THE "THING'S" NEXT MURDER/AT THE BAR

This is gonna be a 1 chapter per day (maybe 2 if I feel like typing more) deal. Just so you peoples knows.

My works: Fiction Demon Antics- A story about a man who fights a sand demon, and accidentally kills an old man, who iis actually a demon. In the process, the man sucks in the old mans soul, and gains his powers. New Earth-An odd, somewhat poetic story, where a man keeps hearing voices in a dark room, telling him about how they died and are now in hell. He also falls asleep and dreams of a chaotic wasteland known as new earth. James Bond: No One Lives Forever- Bond is pitted against Ernst Stavro Blofelds son!

I have not even got this story fired up and your already saying its a good premise. Still tons of story to cover, and in terms of the whole main story, It goes somewhat slow. A lot of other things happening that will effect the main characters (it'll be a while before we get to the main people). Hope evry1 likes it.

Thats been edited out ironmaiden. Anyway, I was thinking someone would lock this because this is fairly gruesome and it'll get worse...it is a horror type story. Anyway it will be a little while before you guys have a clue what the hell is going on so be patient.

The greatest evil Pt 1: chain of murders Billy Haress ran down the sidewalk, trying to get to the park. Rain splashed on Billy's head as he ran along Main St. Some people stopped to stare at him (little did they know the next time they would see his face it would be in the obituaries). Billy needed to meet his friend. The intersection of Main St. and University was where Billy stopped to catch his breath. Cars sped down the streets, but most of the cops who should be catching these speeders were busy finding prostitutes and arresting them. Billy knew about prostitutes. They were what mom called "Mislead women". Billy also knew that he could spot prostitutes by their clothes. If he saw one, he should run, his Dad had said. You did not want a sex obsessed woman to catch you and throw you in a hotel room. And you did not want to have you first "experience" at 7 years old. Billy fished in his coats pocket and found a crumpled piece of paper. He flattened it out and read the desperate words his friend had mailed to Billy's house. My mom is trying to murder me. I am going to run away. Meet me at the park at 4:00 in the afternoon. Billy looked over it a couple more times and then folded it neatly into his jacket pocket. He then ran across the intersection when he saw no cars coming. The park was a block away. But before he could get there, Billy's next door neighbor stopped him. "What are you doing out here Billy?" He asked gently. "I am going to the park, what are you doing?" Billy looked at his neighbor with respect. He was old and balding, but had always had the aura of a young man. Billy had been fishing with him, and built model airplanes with him. "I was shopping here." Billy's neighbor pointed at the store they were standing in front of, a drug store. "Drugs are bad. Mommy said." Billy said, looking curiously at the bag dangling from his neighbors hand. "Not the kind that relieve headaches and bladder problems." "Whats a bladder?" Billy asked. "Maybe later Billy. Have you heard about your friends Mom and Dad?" "You mean James?" James was the friend Billy was going to meet at the park. "Yes. His parents were murdered." Billy may be young, but he knew what the word "murder" meant. "How?" "No one can figure out how. They just seem to have exploded. Their blood was all over the walls, from what I hear. And there was writing on the wall outside the house, using the blood in from James parents." "Was someone making graffiti?" "Somewhat." "Did it say something like "Pimp daddy" or " This gangsta was here" ?" "No Billy, it said "I am the biggest evil of humans". Billy pulled the sleeve of his jacket up and looked at his watch. He pulled his sleeve back down. "I have 1 minute to get to the park! I'll see you later!" Billy waved at his neighbor as he ran down the pavement to the park. Billy got to the park and ran over the wet mulch. He climbed a ladder that led to the mouth of a huge slide. At the mouth, James sat, hands on his face, crying. "Calm down James. I heard about your parents. I am sorry." The tears stopped and Billy looked at James curiously. "Billy, do you know what happened to me?" James asked. "You ran away, I know!" "No Billy, I committed suicide." Billy stared at James and then started to laugh, he could not help it. "Why are you playing with me when your parents are dead and..." "I am not playing with you Billy." James eyes turned blank, and suddenly he became a swirling black mist. Billy screamed. "Billy, I am your worst fear. I am the human races greatest evil. I take no specific form, for I morph with the years. Do you know who I am?" Billy screamed for his Mom, for his neighbor, and for some reason, for James. "Billy, you are not going to answer? You and James and his parents knew about something. And I know you did not want anyone to find out." "What...What...do I...know about?" "Have you ever noticed that statue of that planet in James house?" "Yes...please...leave me alone." "No Billy, no one needs to have that statue except for me." The "Thing" grabbed Billy, and the last thing Billy saw was the Things smirk. Or something like a smirk. Then, darkness. THE RAMSTON HERALD TUESDAY, OCTOBER 29, 1994 CHAIN OF MURDERS, TOWN PUZZLED Yesterday, four people were killed and there is absolutely no explanation for the deaths. It started with the deaths of Mr. Zach Cerner and Mrs. Carrie Cerner. Around 3:15 in the afternoon, police were on the scene when neighbors reported hearing a large explosion. When the police got inside, the whole living room was covered from floor to ceiling in blood. After about five minutes of investigating, Deputy Jones found that on the side was a message written in the blood of these two people. The writing said "I am the biggest evil of humans." Soon after, police arrived at the park on Main Street, where a Mr. Jack Torby, neighbor to Billy Haress, said he heard his neighbor scream. He was apparently in the drug store asking for a receipt when he heard the scream. When police arrived on the scene, they found Billy's head on a tire swing and found his stomach and entrails all down the slide. The park is now closed. An hour later a man who works at Ramston's dam, said he saw a body of a child in the water. The body was picked up and was identified as the body of James Cerner, child of the first two people murdered that day. All the people murdered will be having funerals in exactly one week. Our staff at the Herald would like to give our condolences to the families of the murdered people. Police swear they will find the murderer no matter what. NEXT CHAPTER: THE FUNERALS/THE THING GETS THE STATUE

Awesome...i loved that.

We are allowed to write about movies and games? I might write a star wars story then...

CHAPTER 2: Darkness rises I remember a long time ago, when me and Snake had to go and save Noob. Noob has been gone for years, apparently doing something better than dieing. Well, anyway we were inside some gangs hideout and I was just going to knock the kidnappers out, but here comes Snake cutting them all to shreds. That is one thing I will never understand. Snake is supposed to be a good guy, but he seems to have a blood lust that cannot be stopped. He is being watched over by many people in the land, because we fear that someday, he may snap. And when that day comes, or if it comes, the land will be completely destroyed. Archimage woke up. He looked around the dark room and all he could see was a lamp. Archemage tried to move off of a stiff wooden chair he was sitting on, but suddenly realized that he was tied to the chair. A match was lit and the match made its way to the lamp. The lamp illuminated the room, showing the rooms many tables. On top of these tables were ingredients for potions. Archimage suddenly felt a pain in his back. He screamed as the pain grew all over his body, petrifying him. He looked toward a doorway and saw a large man wearing red Zamorack armor. "You like my magic?" He asked. Archimage felt the pain leave his body and he was relieved when he could move his limbs around. He was only tied to the chair around the stomach, so his legs and arms were free to move. "What happened?" Asked Archimage. "Oh, well Oc knocked you out when you said you did not know who he was talking about." "The tentacles guy? He asked me about his brother..." "And you could not answer so , here you are. Where is Snake, his lord wants to know." "Zamorack will not find out." "No, I am not talking about Zamorack. Zamorack is but the pawn of his lord." Archimage was lost. There was a power larger than Zamorack? "Where is Snake? I know he killed one of our pawns but he never reported back." "I don't know...I have not talked to him in two years." Archimage screamed as a huge pain swept up his back. Suddenly, Archimage passed out again. (I will continue chapter two later...somethings come up and it may be a while. Sry.)

Prologue: He was the fiercest warrior this land had seen. He seemed to never bleed. He was what some called "the gift from the gods", even though he was the son of the evil god Zamorack. His name was Snake. He has a real name but not even he knows this name. Zamorack abused him when he was a kid. Made him do hard labor.Now he is an adult. Wherever this man goes, there is a dead body he leaves behind. Wherever he goes, children report having nightmares about this man. His face is splattered with the blood of his enemies. He wears only a cloak, said to be one of the things Snake had stolen from hell while a child. One of the other things he stole was a sword. A powerful sword that has killed thousands of people. Zamorack has sent his minions to get this sword back but whatever creature tries, it will always get slaughtered. I write this knowing little. My name is Archimage, and not even I, his best friend, know much about him. All i know is that i would be screwed if i fought him. Chapter 1: Zamorack's first strike Archimage paced the lost libraries corridors, looking at the shelves, searching for a book on the gods children, researching for his book, when he heard something behind him. He looked over his shoulder, and all he saw was the checker board tile floor and the bookshelves, filled with books. Nothing, he thought and continued his walk down the corridor. He continued down the corridor until he came to a bookshelf with books about the gods on it. Archimage looked at the names and eventually found one he thought he could use. He flipped through the book and found what he was looking for almost instantly. He closed the old, weather beaten book and turned around to walk back down the hall. A scream echoed through the hall. Archimage froze and looked around. He put his hand onto his swords hilt. He continued down the hall slowly. Suddenly, he heard another scream and a loud CRACK! Archimage ran down the hall and entered into a circular room, with books all over the walls. He looked up and looked at the railings that surrounded the other five stories of the library. He could see nothing. He walked slowly towards a set of stairs. He heard a whoosh behind him and looked up in time to see a large, evil looking man falling toward him, sword ready to plunge into Archimages head. Archimage stepped back as the man fell onto the spot where he was just standing. The man turned to Archimage and lunged at Archimages stomach. Archimage drew his sword and parried this blow. Archimage wished he had brought his staff with him but he had left it in his room on the fifth floor. The man took another shot at Archimage, this time trying to decapitate him. Archimage parried and kicked the man in the stomach. The man staggered back, which gave Archimage the opportunity to try and cut the mans stomach. Suddenly, tentacles sprouted form the mans open mouth. The tentacles wrapped around Archimages sword and then, the tentacles snapped the sword like a twig. "WHERE IS MY BROTHER?" Yelled the man as the tentacles retracted into his mouth. ***** Snake walked into the Blue Moon Inn and sat at one of the barstools. The bartender was washing a mug of beer with a rag. "What do you want?" The bartender asked. "Get me a beer and a steak. Rare." Snake said. The bartender walked off and told the cook to make a steak. Snake looked at a person walking by the window of the inn. He looked like he had red eyes. When Snake looked again, he saw that it was just a normal tourist seeing the sights. The tourist walked into the bar and sat on the barstool next to Snakes. "How's it going?" He asked. Snake looked at the tourist closely. There was something strange about his arm... "Heres your beer and steak." The bartender broke Snake out of his trance. The bartender smashed a frozen glass filled to the brim with beer on the table and threw a plate with a large steak on it onto the bar as well. "Do I get anything to eat the steak with?" Snake asked. "I mostly serve barbarians so your gonna have to eat it with your hands." The bartender walked in front of the tourist. "What do you want?" "A beer and do you have anything special you make for lunches?" "Yeah, steak. Now then what you want?" "Steak then. Baked potato." "What you think we're rich? The damn barbarians pay us in spear heads do you think we are able to afford potatoes and all the toppings?" "Fine. Steak...medium rare." The bartender walked off. Snake continued to examine the man. He then noticed a tattoo on his arm, a tattoo of burning people. The tourist noticed Snake looking at it and the tourist pulled his sleeve down. "Sorry, my mom made me get this tattoo when I was sixteen." The tourist smiled. His teeth were points in his mouth. "Is this the best my Dad can hire to try and kill me. An amateur who shows the tattoo that all of Zamoracks minions must wear, and then shows me his teeth without generating them into human teeth. For the gods sake." The tourist started morphing into a half human, half lizard monster. "Die Snake. Your father wants you dead!" It ran and jumped onto Snake, pulling Snake and the bar stool onto the ground. Snake pushed the lizard man back so it did not bite out his neck. Snake then kicked the bar really hard. His beer came toppling off the bar. The glass shattered on the monsters back and beer splattered all over the things body. Snake then pushed the lizard off of him. It fell back and that gave Snake enough time to run into the kitchen. The chef and bartender were yelling at Snake. Snake grabbed the bartender by his neck and threw him out of a large window. He fell on the grass outside. "Robbery!" He yelled. The cook picked up a knife from a counter and ran at Snake. Snake grabbed the chef's hand and then threw the chef out the window. The lizard monster ran in and grabbed Snake by the neck. "I will kill you!" It yelled. Snake saw a grill. It was on fire, roasting the steak. There was a bottle of rum next to it. Snake kicked the lizard in the shin and once the thing let go to grab its broken shin, Snake ran toward the bottle of rum. He broke it on the grill and the grill erupted into flames. Snake grabbed the lizard and threw him onto the grill. The beer that was still on his back erupted and the lizard slowly roasted to death. The chef and bartender stared in amazement. Snake put a couple thousand dollars on a kitchen counter. "Buy yourself some more rum." Snake said and walked out of the bar before the Varrock guard could get there. **** I remember when Snake and I were on a voyage to find a secret magic book and Zamorack kept on sending his men down to attack us. His men were cleverly disguised and I guess supposed to attack at a time when Snake and I were not very caring. Every time one of these guys showed up, Snake would make some comment about what they were wearing or something, and all of a sudden these guys would turn into monsters. I guess they were minions of Zamorack. Hard to tell since Snake kept killing them really fast. I think they were minions though. Who would want Snake dead more than Zamorack? **** Deep in a dark cavern a man in a priests outfit was chanting. In front of him, lay a pile of human limbs and guts. All of one man one would assume. The priest chanted because he had orders from Zamorack to awaken this beast of a man, to put back together the body parts. And when they were back together, all hell would break loose. This was a day ago. Now the priests bones lay in a heap before a large monstrous man. Human flesh dangled from his mouth. He was breathing huge, heavy breaths. "Snake will die. I swear he will. I will murder him. For what he did to me. I will see that his fate is sealed..." He continued to say this, as if this were a ritual chant, all during his meal. When the man walked out of the cave, naked and ready to kill, a red light spilled onto a spot in front of him. An image of Zamorack appeared in the light. "I have all your equipment waiting..." Zamorack bowed down."MY LORD..." To be continued in the next installment. Yes i am back and now making this story about Snake and Archimage and a bunch of other new characters. Noob will be an iffy part of this story. I may keep him out just for the sake of keeping this away from turning stupid. Anyway, how was this and do you want to see more of this?[/u]

The grammar could use some work, could hardly understand

I like this 10 kittens out of 10. Off topic: YAY SOMEONE ON THESE FORUMS WHO LIKES THE CHILI PEPPERS!

I am back...and continuing the funky storyline! CHAPTER 4 WTF? Noob was entering the portal when a giant black mark descended upon the portal. "OH GOD! A PLOT POINT!" Snake looked up and also saw the amazing black ball. "I think thats Superman. You know, he has gained weight." Suddenly, the ball opened up and a bright light flashed out upon the three in the office. "Archimage, its time I kill you." Said Snake. "We will see...Ha ha ha ha. You will never be able to erase my memory of the originals! NEVER!" Snake punched Archimage in the jaw. "You...sucker punched me? The mighty Snake, son of Zamorack, sucker punch me? A mortal?" "Oh thats it you bastard!" Snake kicked Archimage in the stomach and sent him flying through the wall of the office. Archimage landed on some daisies. "Oh my god...my intern is going to kill you for ruining his precious daisies!" "Oh god, your intern is dead." "Oh god your under arrest." The cops appeared out of nowhere. Archimage took this opportunity to use a fire spell to burn Snake. Snake walked over towards Archimage studios. "You wouldn't!" "All those precious memories Archimage..." "I will kill you!" "I will burn down the studios!" "And if you stop resisting arrest I will have to use this tazer. Watch me demonstrate in this wanted criminal." He pointed the tazer at Noob and shot it at him. Noob screamed in shock as the electricity boiled his blood. Snake watched as Noobs fried body fell to the ground. "Oops I seemed to have killed him." Was the only thing the cop could say. Snake ran and kicked him in the stomach and then used the fire on himself to burn the cop. "Archimage studios will now BURN!" "NOOOOOO!" Snake touched Archimage studios and it burned. Archimage fell down to his knees as he watched all his money and tax dollars go down the drain. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo NEXT EPISODE: THE CONCLUSION OF THIS EPIC SAGA. CAN SNAKE DEFEAT ARCHIMAGE AND MAKE HIM GET RID OF HIS MEMORIES?

Very true david and thank you QueenValerie. I think that that guy should leave it be because its over...and like i said, if it offends you that bad than delete it. On Topic: I will admit that I am basically speaking for low levels in this thread. High levels probably could care less.

LOL...I post at work when no ones looking... Anywho, very nice. I would like to see a second part.

I was there at midnight for my copy...suck that!~

Prepare for more fun Snake and Noob excitement! I have a storyline where noob meets me, in the real world and the I will redo the fighting tournament saga and do it from a news casters perspective maybe? :D

A lot more of S+N now! CHAPTER 3: THE SAVING OF NOOB AND FIGHTING ARCHIMAGE Snake kicked down the wooden door. All the police yelled. "Oh no...its the guy who murdered that other guy!" "Who?" "I don't know, but he murdered him thats for sure!" Snake ran past them and into the cell blocks. He found Noob almost automatically. "What are you doing in a cat carrier Noob?" "Uh, this is where they put me." "But the cat carrier is only for really bad people!" "Well, I guess I am pretty bad." "If you consider bad at fighting and doing almost anything else then..." "Just get me out of the damn carrier!" "Watch your language young Noob! You know I can set you in the time out chair." "God, the author has screwed you up. In the originals you were cool and now..." "WHAT WAS THAT...I WILL MURDER YOU..." "HOLY HELL MAN!" "I am sorry, that damn author again, jeez is he a jerkoff." I HEARD THAT! "You wrote that idiot. Jeez, can I get Noob out of his carrier." I DON'T KNOW, CAN YOU? Snake opened it and Noob fell out onto the floor. "Yup." I LET YOU DO THAT. "Whatever. Lets go fight Archimage now Noob." "But he's my friend." "Too bad." _____________________________________________________________ Archimage studios loomed in front of Snake and Noob. Snake grabbed Noob. "What are you doing Snake?" "Just trying to enter this place." Snake threw Noob threw a window. Then Snake jumped through. Only to see: "I MURDERED SOMEONE!" Noob screamed. "OH MY GOD! ITS OUR INTERN!" Yelled some guy. "Nice going Noob. Announce our presence to the world." "Well, you know its hard when you shattered a window...NO! That was the one with all the pretty colors on it! You bastards!" He ran to a corner and started to cry. Archimages office was right in front of Snake. Snake kicked the door open. The bolts flew through the air and the door slammed to the floor. "Dammit Snake, it was unlocked." "Sorry." "Jeez, the door left splinters in my kittens skin!" Meow! "Oh god...I am sorry." "I am calling pet control. You are so totally evil." "God, you too Archimage, the author has screwed you guys up since the last storyline. Man I hate the author!" Said Noob. "What about the time he gave you the powers of Zamorack?" asked Archimage. "Thats the thing, thats when he cut off the originals. There has to be some trans-dimensional portal that can send me to his world and I can rewrite the story..." "Hi I am Archimage, the greatest magician on Earth." "Hi I am Noob and for once I am not the idiot around here." "Hi I am Snake and that poor kitten needs surgery." "Hi I am the vet and I want the cat." Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow! "Where the hell is a trans-dimensional portal when you need one?" asked Noob. Suddenly, a trans-dimensional portal was formed in front of Noob. "Your wish is granted." Said a Blue Genie. "THANK YOU JAGEX!" Yelled Noob. I AM THE ONE WHO CREATED IT! "Shut up author! I am coming for you!" OH NO, MY OWN CREATION IS COMING TO KILL ME AND I CANNOT REWRITE THE STORY CAN I? "You wouldn't!" I WILL. "I gonna kill you!" And thus Archimage and Snake exchanged stupid comments and Noob went to Earth. MEANWHILE: Little does little noob know that I have given all his friends noobs personality and that noob has Snakes personality. I did this in order to create some sort of a plot before I rewrite that fighting tournament series. Wow will it be good. Lots of action and it will be rewritten with a new necromancer. And The Noob Police... TBC

Chapter 5: Gods plan God could take no shape. He was the embodiment of everything. He is everyone. He see's everything. Satan and God had made a deal. God would not interfere with Hell. God would never go there. But, the contract never said anything about watching Satan. It was against what He wanted to do but Satan was the biggest evil in the universe. He knew Satans plans. He knew about Jack. But, he was not going to interfere. Like I said, He cannot take one form. But he can put enough of his power into one person. Zach Archer was the one who would destroy Satan. God saw the future. He knew what would happen. He knew a war would start. **** Bob stared at his fake son. Bob created him so he had someone to care about. He wanted a son but not a golden eye. "Why did you frame me and Zach?" Bob asked. "You abandoned me!" "I did not! I secluded you! You were a menace to society!" "I want you dead!" "No you don't. You are just mad that I left you in a cell for 5 years because of your anger!" "I hate you! I was angry at you! Live with it!" "Why did you rob..." "The bank?" "Yes!" "Because, I would need money to set up my own lab!" "And where would this lab be?" "In a little pent house in New York City." Bob found a chair and sat down, they would have a lot to talk about. **** Zach drove to the new place he applied a job for. McDonalds. Wow. Zach walked in in his uniform and automatically was directed to the fryer where fries were in the frying basket. He pulled the basket up and dumped the fries into a cardboard container. Zach did this all day and then left. He left to James' house. James had a rather nice house with about two acres of land he owned around it. Zach called it the shooting range. Zach knocked on a door and James opened it and huddled him in. "There is something I need to talk to you about!" James exclaimed. "What?" "Some guy who looks like you owns a penthouse next to one of my friends." "Who's your friend?" "No one you know. Anyway he says he looks exactly like you." "How would he know if he doesn't know me?" "That picture of me and you with that bazooka." "Good times." "Yup." "Anyway, I think you should go there and meet the guy." "Oh yay." "Here, I'll give you the address..." **** Dark Zach heard a knock on the door. He had just returned from Easter Island and was setting up his lab. Dark Zach opened the door to a guy who looked exactly like him. "Hi, who the hell are you and why do you look like me?" TBC

Cliche!! ...this story is really going down hill fast -.- I understand your frustations and thankfully, I got rid of a lot of the bad guys who I found way too...overused. The clone was a main guy in the story and thats it. I will continue without it and next chapter I will explain what god had been doing.

Its time for me to vent some more in game frustrations: PT 2: MACROERS This one everyone know about. But its something I have to talk about if I am gonna do a rant about stuff I hate. Macroers were not as used when RS2 first came out. At the moment, they are some of the most annoying things on Earth. Or Runescape. Jagex needs to find some program that detects this. Because this is one of the biggest problems Jagex has. And adding more and more randoms will not just stop macroers but annoy the living hell out of other people who actually play the game. There... I really think that Jagex's way of stopping macroers is really affecting the player a lot. Most of the randoms come around like 20 times an hour and you could care less. And what if you just started fighting something, or got a rare drop and it happens?

This is a group that wants Castle Wars to have 3 levels that I will explain later. GOALS OF THIS GROUP: [hide]The goal of this group is to make castle wars into 3 different levels so that both low levels and high levels will have their own games or low levels who want to face high levels can enter the high levels game. People might complain about this but I think that Castle Wars might be more enjoyable if lower levels had a chance to fight and higher levels could have their own game to enjoy. Both high levels and low levels can join in one of the games but I think that there should be seperate games as well.[/hide] GAME 1: EASY [hide]For the low level user. This is the one where low levels can play together as well as anyone below level 63.[/hide] GAME 2: HARD [hide]This is for anyone above level 63. Here all the high levels can have a game.[/hide] GAME 3: ANYONE [hide]Here everyone can play against each other.[/hide] POINT OF EASY AND HARD: [hide]You will find a lot of annyoing high levels on CW and you can come here to face people your own level.[/hide] MEETINGS: [hide]World 99. We will meet on Saturdays at 12:00 in the afternoon central time. Here we will play games as well as rally people to join us. Sometimes we might go to world 24 to rally people.[/hide] WANT TO JOIN? [hide]Join by coming on here and telling me. Or PM me on Runescape. You know my name.[/hide] We might be able to make CW a little less of a flame war with this and make it easier for beginning players.