Harakiri

I'm playing tales of symphonia for the first time and it totally kicks [wagon]...especially since I hate RPG's. I am about 30 hours into it and want to know how to get to the fight with Luna and Aska. I looked on gamespot and they said to go to sheena's hometown and an earthquake will start. I have fought every summon spirit so does anyone know what I am doing wrong? By the way...that thing with Regal and Presea's sister was so damn confusing! There must have been translation problems because Regal is like, 25 or something and Presea keeps saying that her sister was younger than her. Presea has to be only 13 years old at the most. Anyway lets see what I think of the game: Lloyd: Can sometime annoy the living crap out of me. He may want both worlds to be fairly treated, but can't we cut the crap with caring about everyone? Oh no...Botta is going to die... Oh no, the second (or was it third?) boss in the game is going to die...Oh no, the guy who's [wagon] I just whooped along with Yuan is going to die...I know its an RPG, but some stuff I can't understand...He may have turned out a good guy but who cares. RPG's can have some annoying characters but C'mon... Collete: Of course in anything Japanese we need to have the clumsy girl who can sometimes kick [wagon] but most of the time trips. She is probably one of the least annoying characters for me because I am fairly far in the game and now that I have 8 people in my party, she seemed to have quited down. Raine: OH GOD! Of course there has to be an utterly annoying chick in anything Japanese and this is on of the most annoying. God almighty, tell her to telling Zelos to teach people...Other than that, she's good in battle for her healing arts... Genis: The annoying kid, smart, geeky kid. He never really wants Lloyd to do anything for him, so he is another one of those characters that I can cope with... Kratos: HELL YEAH! KRATOS KICKS @$$! Oh look, he is the kick [wagon] mercenary who thinks he's better than everyone (and is). Oh look he is a mercenary who continues to say funny things about enemies. Oh look, he's an angel...WHAT? He is still kickass but that was a punch to the gut, more than ten hours of gameplay and then I found out most of that was a waste because it was all a hoax to get martel a body to reside in. And Kratos was protecting collette so he could use her as a vessel to put martel in. It was a pretty unexpected turn of events at the tower of salvation but I lost Krato's and now have to put sheena onto the fighting team. Sheena: She is a kick [wagon] ninja chick who ends up in the end to be a good guy...As Zelos puts it: "Wow, I guess your brain is smaller than your chest." That sums her up...huge you know whats and a pretty stubborn character. Zelos: This guy is one of my favorite characters because he has one of those freaky personalaties. He is a man hater, who keeps insisting on doing it with Presea, Collette, Sheena, and Raine. He is I guess a somewhat good fill in for Kratos but is still not as cool as kratos. Presea: A little pink haired girl who I have to do a lot of crap for. She does a lot of powerful attacks and I guess is kinda kick [wagon] for a girl that looks 3 feet tall. Oh, did I mention she was a lumberjack? Regal: The utter confusion of his back story made me hate him...He was n love with Presea's younger sister (who was actually older than Presea) and she was turned into a monster by an exsphere, and he had to kill her. He turned himself in (I don't get this, she was a monster! Did Lloyd turn himself in when defeating Marbel? No!(But he is an annoying kid so...)) I'd give the game a 9. It has a good story, but so many characters just annoy the living crap out of me and some of the people seem a bit needy. I am transporting the chosen, everything will be fine when I destroy the mana links. You may be dead, but hey...

I just bought it and I found it fairly addicting. It is pretty easy, but overall I wished it were longer. When was the last mario game I could say I could not stop playing till I beat it? Mario 64. Mario Sunshine had potential but just slowly lost its momentum.

+1

Prologue: I was a child when my father died. A member of the newly formed Varrock guard, he took his post quite seriously. He would stay up long nights making sure that the evil the the King had suppressed behind the gulch, now known as the wilderness,did not break free of the powerful magic encasing it. Evil has many definitions around the land, but if you ask a citizen of Varrock what evil is they would reply: "Are you stupid?"(Or some other remark)"The Wild!" I have lived most of my life in Varrock. When my dad died, protecting the King of Varrock from a renegade group of shades, my Mom hung herself. I remember the day afterwards clearly, even though I was young. Five years old to be precise. I woke up and searched the streets for my mom and dad. There was a commotion around the gallows. I wiggled my way through the crowd, only to see my mother, head in a funny position, her feet hanging inches from the pavement. The rope completely encompassed her neck so tightly, that someone had to get a very short knife to get the rope off. After he cut it, her body fell to the pavement. I ran to the body, crying. I grabbed her head and looked at her face. Her eyes stared at me, and I could have sworn I heard a voice in my head, that sounded like my mothers, saying sorry. My fathers neck was ripped open and part of his spinal cord extended out from the wound. Blood pooled beneath the body. I also looked into his eyes, but all I could see was white, blank eyes. No signs of emotion, no voice in my head, nothing. They were both buried next to each other in the castle garden. I visited them almost everyday until I was nine and the King found a mercenary who would train me for a hefty sum. The king paid it and I was soon used to swinging a sword and started fighting demons with the mercenary when I was thirteen. He knew I had a gift. After my training, at age fifteen, the mercenary and myself joined forces to complete missions for people who needed help. It was a great job, I earned some cash and honed my sword fighting skills a bit more. Soon the mercenary told me I could join the Band of Mercenaries, an underground group that did any thing they were told as long as the money was right. I stayed a year and got bored of the same missions of assassinations, destroying small villages of rogues, and escorting important people through dangerous places. I moved back to Varrock and worked with the king, helping him get some escaped fugitives killed or guarding the dukes when the annual Summer celebration came around. I loved my job, mostly because I got to help people of a political stature, and I was doing what my dad and mom would have wanted me to do. Protect Varrock CHAPTER 1: The shades all stood before a large village. It was called Draynor, and there was a castle being built in the lush forest to the North of the village, a perfect place to find some flesh to eat. Shades were cannibalistic creatures, who unlike vampires, feasted on flesh. They could survive for weeks without flesh but during those weeks, they would slowly lose power until finally they lost so much power that they can't even bear the burden of wearing a cloak and die from its weight. Sounds stupid but its true. Shades could be vicious and deadly creatures if they ate. But if not,well you could always ask the hero Krackov, he got to see one die from the burden of his cloak. He wrote a book on it, named "How I made a Shade die from the weight of his cloak". It was not a bestseller. Most libraries burnt it. It was declared a religion by a couple stupid kids. The library burned them. The shades continued looking at the cheery little village. Look at that old man with the odd glasses. He seems familiar... Someone yelled over from a nearby path. "Where the hell is the jail? I thought they were building one right over here!" The man was a short, balding, fat, and probably drunk person. A young girl of about fourteen, probably his daughter, walked next to him, her long blond hair flowing out behind her. "They said some ancient people made a sewer of some kind or the other beneath where they planned to put it, and the building of the jail has been postponed until Lord Draynor decides if he wants it built somewhere else, or just wants to make due with one of the houses no one lives in." "I heard it was going to be huge." "Apparently not, their paying too much for the construction of that castle so it will be a little one story building with two cells." "Then why the hell make one?" "They need it so if an enemy of the village comes they can throw him in there and interrogate him. There is a jail on the other side of the port to the west and we will use that for people the village does not have huge problems with." The man looked toward the shades and squinted. "You see anything in the trees hun?" "No dad...lay off the beer daddy. Its affecting your brain." "Yeah I guess." He continued to squint in the shades direction as he walked back toward the village. The shades made sure no one was in sight. Then they glided toward the construction site of the manor. About ten men were working. Some put stones in place, some were digging, some were sitting around like typical construction workers. But there was one man who caught the attention of the shades, a man dressed in a flowing cape and wearing a nice dark suit. His dark hair was slicked back. He seemed to be telling the workers what to do. "You," he yelled, pointing at a man sitting and watching the other workers work,"Get off your lazy [wagon] and start putting these blocks in place, if not then you will regret it!" "Yes Lord Draynor!" The man got up and ran toward the other workers. The shades looked at that man in the suit, Lord Draynor, and tried to figure out what was so odd about him. An aura that no human could produce, seemed to hang around him. When the shades looked at the workers, they could see a faint trace of that same aura around them. Draynor turned towards the shades and stared at them. He had to be some kind of magician or otherworldly entity. His stare was not something that would make a shade turn away for he thought he might go blind if he continued to look. Maybe a human would do that, but not a shade. The lead shade kept the mans gaze. His aura seemed to suddenly start to radiate out towards the other workers, as if alerting them. "So shades," Draynor broke the silence,"I see you have come to eat our flesh." The shades continued to watch his aura, trying to figure out what it meant, what kind of aura it really was. The aura wisped around the workers and they turned around to stare at the band of shades. "Now then Shades, shall we dance or shall we all be on our way? You would not like to die here in the middle of the woods, would you?" Draynor turned his back on them and spread his arms before him. "As you can see I am going to build an empire, I have gone through the ranks of the government and made enough money to build a village and a manor, and little do the people of that village know what will happen to them once they settle in! I will build an army!" And then, it hit the shades, bright as day. Those workers were second class vampires, bitten by a first class vampire, Draynor probably, and converted having to do the bidding of the first class. The first class were pure blood vampires. They were born vampires, and will live their whole life as a vampire. They were very powerful beings,but if you had the right materials, they were easy to kill. "So, will you leave, or will we have to shred your only remaining valuable, your soul, to shreds?" The shades stood there and decided. On the other side of the forest, the old drunken man listened in. He had followed the shades, not caring what his daughter said. He heard the whole thing and ran to tell the village when a bolt of electricity hit him in the back. Lord Draynor hovered towards him and looked down at his limp body. The old man could not move. He tried to scream but could not. The vampire fell to the ground and the last thing the man could feel before he passed out were the Vampires smooth hands on his head and the teeth clamping onto his neck. _____________________________________________________________ END OF CHAPTER 1 I finally got my friggin' computer to work and had been writing this for a while so decided I'd write this. I guess its supposed to be my own version of why Draynor Village and other towns had been created. So anyways...I am back.

hay...i dont see a mod telling me to stop making them, and i knew flames would ensue over this...but most of the ppl telling me to end it are the ppl who hated it in the first place and whom (no offence) I could give a pigs [wagon] about on the topic of S+N. All my fans wanted me to continue the original and thats what I am doing. I am sry for anyone who is mad...but I feel that I may gain some more fans with a new series of stories that does not as much relate to Snake and Noob as much as the history of Runescape...and why Runescape has been changeing...I say let the madness continue and after this season or Book or whatever you wanna call it I will give up unless I gain less of an audience.

SEASON 2 IS HERE! SNAKE AND NOOB Season 2 THE WHITE KNIGHTS SPECIAL "WELCOME BACK S+N" EPISODE "Burn the Barbarians!" Yelled sir Amik Varze. "But sir..." "No buts...they stole my toiletry!" "So? You can just get some more from the castles basement!" "We have a basement?" "Uh...duh..." "No we don't...For lying...you shall get hanged!" "What but sir..." "You have brought dishoner on your family. I know all my men like the back of my hand and I always thought you were the best...Whats you name again?" "Jamie sir...and I clean the chicken turds off the pavement." "And that makes the best knight does it not?" "What about you?" "I am not a knight...I am a god!" **** "If the civilians cannot give you information than cut off there pinky!" "Sir...we can't...the King of Varrock..." "The King of Varrock will have your head...this is his domain..." "The King of varrock can lick my..." "Sir...the King says to leave or he will kill you..." "With what?" "With a bunch of Black knights...they will come...burn the white knight castle, and take over Falador..." "Bring it!" "HOLY CRAP...THE BLACK KNIGHTS ARE EATING MY PET CAT." "See sir..." "Oh, it was just a dumb..." "HOLY CRAP...MY RARE CALICO COLORED HAMSTER!" "What the hell is a hampster? And why can it not defend itself from the tyranny of the Bla..." "HOLY CRAP...THE KNIGHT IS EATING MY HEAD." "Since when did the black knights become cannibals?" "Since we started eating their children..." "When did we do that?" "When you said that you wanted something other than chicken for dinner." "Umm..." "HELP ME...THEY ARE LICKING MY BRAIN..." "How the hell can he talk when he is missing his brain?" "WAIT A MINUTE...HOW THE HELL CAN I TALK WHEN I AM MISSING MY BR..." "Well, I guess I can put this mystery in my book." "You write books sir?" "Yes, I gave all the white knights a copy of my book "Shiny White Armor." "There was a shortage of toilet paper that day." "So what? You know the old white knight saying... WHEN YOU SITTING ON THE JOHN AND THE TOILET PAPERS GONE BE A MAN, USE YOUR HAND." "Well...we decided to use your book because our hands were soiled enough from picking up chicken turds...and the shortage of gloves...Why did you have to hang the guy who picked up those turds?" "He lied to me..." "About what?" "About having a basement..." "Sir we do..." "LIER! I will hang you! But until then, read this preview of the new season of Snake and Noob!" SNAKE AND NOOB SEASON 2 BLOODY GORY! FUNNY I READ IT...AND YOU SHOULD TOO! THIS SEASON: NOOBS SECRET BLUE JAY AND THE NOOB POLICE THE SECOND GOD WAR CHRONICLES CONTINUE... AND MORE CRAPPY NEWS REPORTS AS THE 6:02 NEWS RETURNS! STAY TUNED FOR THE GREATEST SNAKE AND NOOB SEASON YET! "Wow...I love that commercial. I can't wait to read those...Whats that word say? Oh...I cannot wait to read the amazingly superior adventures of Snake and Noob. S+N is superior to anything else. Vote Snake for president...Can I hang this lier now? Oh thank god...I was getting worried that there would only be 1 death in this episode...or pre episode...or read the next season of Snake and Noob or else a giant rat will eat your brains." SNAKE AND NOOB SEASON 2...STARTS TODAY...OR TOMORROW...OR WHEN I HAVE ENOUGH TIME TO WRITE MORE...

This is my first march. In it, wear the most random suit you can EX:chicken legs+frog head+Skeleton body etc. Where anything as long as it is a culmination of all the suits you have! We will march around the F2P world, starting in Rimmington and ending in the wild, so do not bring anything you do not wanna loose. I am hosting it this coming Friday at 8pm eastern time/7 central. world 99... This is my first attempt at an event so don't be to rough...

A lot of the foreign servers usually have english players. I do not know why though. I have been on german servers too and have seen that most people are english speakers. Any way the last time I have seen anyone who could speak a foreign language was about a year ago when a Spanish guy was fighting white knights and I said Hola. I could not get him away from me for weeks.

Would you vote for stephen Colbert if he ran for president...Post thy answers and vote for colbert...you shall win a cookie for every vote...

Splinter cell has been my favorite series for a while. I will review the games in a minute but first I want to adress my main problem... SPLINTER CELL CONVICTION!!! I can tell from the vid that this is gonna either screw up the series or make it into a new genre and it will rock. Either way...The guys at visualwalkthroughs a website dedicated to walkthroughs of games using pics, they have given up on splinter cell...When double agent came out...they screwed up the whole series! Conviction is about beating up cops in backalleys...Hmm reminds me of something...maybe GTA...and I hate any game that is about beating up cops, cuz its wrong. Splinter cell 1 was a good game. It looked like this could become a good series of video games. It had a lot of potential. Splinter cell 2 I found even better. It was fun and was still looking like a good series was coming. Splinter cell 3 made the series go downhill...the graphics sucked and a lot of the fun of the old ones was not in this. Splinter cell 4 ruined the series...Hay...I am a covert operative who is running around in the middle of the day shooting people in a gears of war like fashion. Goodbye splinter cell. The books are the only thing we have to look forward to...

I cannot wait to see sam fisher...snap Sonics Damn NECK! KILL HIM! Anyway a lot of ppl have there doubts about this one being as good as melee. I just bought melee and I hated it. I just got bored. Really fast. This one is supposed to have a variety of stories and modes in it so I am hoping it will turn out rite.

its all rite...i would stay with the one you have...but all together its up to you... 2.5 out of 10...its just kinda sloppy.

If u don't like the fight caves and fighting those monsters in there then hay...heres an idea... LEAVE AND DONT USE THE CAVES... if it is such a problem to you then just go fight something else.

1+ And RSdude...I find that kinda sexcist...there are women who can use computers...

Buddy...your first complaint was autoers WELCOME TO AUTOSCAPE...PLEASE CONTINUE TO ADD ANNOYING RANDOMS TO THE GAME. Number two...you let a person tell you you were killing trees. Its a game dude... Number three...I have not seen a nice guy on the docks for a while... Anyway, I don't know how long you've been gone cuz this is how I remember it being for the past several years...(minus a couple million autoers)

keep em comin!

Actually I believe they should because being a veteran F2per, I used to only be able to look forward to the holiday updates. Anyway I think this should be in the questionarre.

Some capes just are not very cool. As the author of the post said, he has a cape of fletching...from what i hear the easiest cape to get. I do not respect someone who walks around being a showoff with their cape. The only two capes I respect in any way are slayer and quest capes. Anyway, since this is about capes, let me say that those ppl who show off their capes in Nonmemb worlds are just showoffs who want attention. When I became a memb, capes did not matter as much, as a lot of ppl I see walking around have capes. Thats why no one cares for the authors cape. A lot of people have them and having a skill cape is not a very big deal anymore.

I like the new front page because I find it easier to navigate. Boy has RS changed over the years...now easy navigation?

My least fav part is skills. I get bored easily doing agility but I gotta do it to get a high lvl and get to the wild course. Whats your least fav part? Happy posting. :D

I am bored...i might as well ask pointless questions that can sometime turn out funny.

some of you ppl don't like rs or think its to obsessive.

Explain Bloodstain....

Jagex seems to have added some things that reference movies and books into runescape. One is that on the Prince Ali quest the guard will reference the Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy. I can't remember exactly what he said but i know it referenced the guy who threw Arthur and Ford into space. HAPPY POSTING :D

What is the wierdest thing you have seen a person sell and say is a rare? My wierdest experience was this guy who followed me and told me that cabbage was rare... :-s