Harakiri

kool. I may include you someday, but at the moment as you can see there is not much room for the noob policeman. Archimages story arc has already been written out and Snakes is almost done...You will probably be used for something after these two story arcs. I swear.

CHAPTER 12: SNAKE'S GIRLFRIEND Snake saw the beefy looking guy try to steal Susan's purse. He got it and ran down the alley. Snake ran after him. The guy took all the alleys he could. Snake eventually was getting so sick of the chase that he took a bounding leap and landed on a building. Following him was a lot easier now. Snake took another leap and landed on the guy. One of his ribs cracked when Snake pushed him to the ground. Snake grabbed the purse and walked off. The guy made an attempt to throw a knife at Snake but Susan's high heels crushed his hand. "Thanks." Snake backtracked and handed her her purse. "Come on, we can go tell the king of your heroism!" "Why tell the king?" "Because he is my boyfriend" Snakes head drooped low. Reldo. He could not believe he took his girlfriend. The one Snake risked his life to save. He could feel tears, the first tears he had felt in years, well up in his eye. "Take me to him." **** Snake sat at the marble dining table. Reldo had a steaming cup of tea in front of him while Snake had a glass of wine. Snake needed a drink. Something stronger than this. "Whats the problem Snake?" Reldo asked. "You." It was the only reply Snake could think of. Susan walked in. Her blond hair down to her shoulder and her baby blue eyes would keep you staring at her for a long time. "Snake, whats the problem?" "You took my girlfriend from me." "She thought you were dead..." "So the funeral...The funeral that I attended to declare I was alive...you were not there." Anger was taking over. This would not turn out good. "There were other plans...more important..."Susan was cut off. "What could be more important than the funeral of your boyfriend, who took a gaping wound for you to survive...from his own father..." Snake could not comprehend what he was saying. He was to mad. Anger leads to fear. An old saying. It was his fear that his girlfriend hated him the whole time. "Why did you like me Susan? Why were we together for so long?" "Because...because." Tears were streaming down her cheeks. Reldo watched them cry. He acted like none of this bothered him. "Why would I marry someone who's father is a god and resent our marriage? And to make sure that we don't get married, kill me." "But it was me who got hurt. You ran, never came back. You liked me because I had power, was well respected..." "Snake you are going to far!" Reldo finally put something into the conversation, or the emotional breakdown, whatever you want to call it. "You are one to talk.We were friends! Best friends. And you go and start dating my girlfriend..." Snake got up from his chair. He walked for Susan. "What the hell are you doing Snake?" Reldo got up and grabbed Snakes arm. Snake shook him off and punched his gut. Blood seemed to seep out of Reldo's mouth. Susan screamed a shrill scream that woke some of the guards. They ran in to see Snake strangling Susan and the king coughing up blood. SNAP! The final straw. Reldo got up. Snake dropped the limp body and watched as his former best friend took out a knife. He wiped the blood from his lips on his white button up. The guards grabbed Snake and held him. "Blood stains are hard to get out." Snake said this coolly. "But death is impossible to get out." Reldo walked up to Snake and stabbed him. Blood seeped into his clothes. The stain grew more and more. "You happy?" asked Snake. "A death for a death..." Reldo was stunned when Snake threw all the guards behind him onto him. The knife was pulled down. Snake screamed. He pulled it out, just in time for everyone of the guards and Reldo to get up. More guards came and Snake was quickly seized and thrown in a prison cell downstairs. His wounds were healing quickly. Must be an effect of being half hellhound he thought. **** Noob stared at the giant,white bearded Guthix and Saradomin. "Let me ask you this Noob. What are you doing to torture the evil?" asked Guthix. "Putting them in gladiator suits and making them fight!" "Hay, that is a good idea." Said Saradomin. "Heh...thanks." "Oh, no problem I mean, I can see the road signs in heaven now, "you are now entering hell, home of the evil souls gladiator matches". "Oh my me....you have to be kidding." said Guthix. TO BE CONTINUED Tomorrow: CHAPTER 13:Archimage is a loner, who stumbles upon the place, where he will reincarnate into the greatest wizard ever. CHAPTER 14:Snake is about to be hung, but he has a plan to escape...can he pull it off?

150 posts. I am gonna have so many soon...anyways...new chapter later tonight...probably after my wife tells me that I am allowed to have my chains removed and quit watching "Who wants to be a superhero?" I like comics...but not ones based after geeky guys who think they are cool because they run around wearing spandex.

It seems that two of the leading people in this forum are on vacation! Now I'm in charge maggots! No just kidding but have a good vacation and good story.

welcome to the Varrock library! The place that very few people go to. I am about a month into working in the library but my story Snake and Noob is quite popular so I guess I can call you the new guy. I dont know. But welcome anyway and get poem writing, you could end up with a pretty popular rep. I am always here if you need help too. PM me anytime.

Due to people liking my story so much...I will continue to write as much as I can. I know it will be sad when i give up but on a happy note, lots more on the way and congrats to me on 25 chapters of Snake and Noob (counting the originals and newspaper article ones and the new ones.) Now it is time for a special 25th chapter treat, Archimages past told! Here we go and thanks to Archimage A for allowing me to mess his character up.(Just kidding, it did take me awhile to come up with an interesting childhood for you.) CHAPTER 11:ARCHIMAGES PAST PART 1 Blake woke from his sleep. He was seven years old. He was having nightmares about his mother, about his dad. He got out of his bedroll and opened the flap to his leather tent. He exited. Blake was in the thieves training grounds. Blake was a thief. He was also a mage. Thieves hated anyone who used magic, but not Blake. He was somewhat loved by some people in the camp. Blake's father was a notorious thief. A leader of a cult who thought that museums were hogging all the valuables in the land. His father became the biggest thief in Runescape. When he was caught and hung, the thieves of the land were in an uproar. The war of thieves began. Blake was born right after the war was declared. He was born to the king of Varrock's daughter. When the king asked who the father was when the baby was born,his daughter proudly declared: "The best thief in the land, George Karrel." The daughter was hung. The king could not tolerate his only daughter losing her virginity to a thief. It was not right. Anyway, the law stated that any association with thieves was forbidden. Blake was hiding in his mothers house when he was found by thieves, raiding the house for all of George's things. They took him as one of their own. He lived in the thieves camp ever since. Blake was somehow adept at doing magic. He learned how good he was at magic in Varrock. He met a magician on the street, passing by him. The magician stopped specifically to tell him he had a weird sort of aura around him.The magician then said to practice magic for someday he would be a fine mage someday. Thats when Blake started learning magic. He loved it. The thieves resented it though. Blake saw the leader of their camp sitting in front of a bonfire. "Blake?" The leader turned from his battered book and gave a cold glance to Blake. "Yes sir. It is I." "You know, I really don't see the point of you being in this camp. You are a terrible thief." "I will get better as I master magic. I will be the first magician thief." "That is funny, do you think you will be as good as your father?" "I'll be better." "You are the most pathetic excuse for a thieve ever!" The leader took a knife out from inside his brown cloak. "The only reason we keep you is because your father said in his will to keep you with the thieves. Then you meet that magician and you get in your mind that you will be a great thief because of your magic skills. We don't need you! Screw your father!" The leader lunged at Blake. Blake side stepped and kicked him in the stomach. The leader screamed as he lost his balance and fell into the bonfire. He writhed in pain as his screams echoed through the camp. His flesh burned to the bone. The last thing he did was flick Blake off. The whole camp had heard the scream and surrounded the fire. They stared at their leaders burning body, and Blake, who was wide eyed and thought he was dead. "You killed the leader at seven?" "Your father killed the leader at age thirteen! You are now the camps new leader!" "Such a kill! And so young." "You don't get it! I did not kill him intentionally! it is a misunderstanding!! I tried to protect myself and..." Blake was cut off. "Our new leader!" **** Blake was sixteen. He was still leader. And it was time to take the test of manhood. Blake had been doing small tasks such as stealing from rich peoples purses. Now though, the biggest test was about to begin for Blake. He stood before the thief elders. Four people who were as old as dirt, but as sly as a fox. "Your task leader, is to steal the shield of the hero Arrav from the Varrock museum." Blake bowed his head low."I accept this task." The elders dismissed and went their separate ways. The elder known as Crulis walked up to Blake and whspered: "Its a suicide mission. Get caught and your screwed." "I wont get caught." "Might see you again." The old man walked off. Blake changed from his thief clothes to his civilian clothes. He then went to Varrock and took the side street to the museum. He got a map from the information desk and went upstairs to the history section of the museum. The shield glinted from the afternoon sunlight, coming through the window. He marked on his map where it was and all the windows were. The possible spots that security orbs would be placed was also marked on his map. magic security orbs activated at night and taped what was going on. All security personel would be upstairs watching through magic balls. In the palace, guards would also be watching them. Blake left the museum and went back to the thief camp. It was time to figure out some possible ways to steal the shield. **** Darkness engulfed the land fast. Blake was hiding in the weapons shop.The weapon shop owner told Blake he was shutting down for the night. Blake left, and entered a dark alley. He changed into his dark colored thief clothes and walked to the southern wall of the museum.On the third floor, a window was open. Good. Blake took a grappling hook and threw it through the window. He scaled the attached rope and crouched on the window sill. Blake jumped down and saw that the guards noticed him. One charged at him. Blake ducked and flung the guard out of the window. A nasty splat was heard. Four down. Two more guards ran at Blake. Blake used a fire spell and they burned like a pyre. The last two tried to run away. An air spell sent them into the wall with a bone shattering crash. The guards slumped to the floor. Blake took the stairs two at a time, until he cam to the second floor. The shield was still in the same glass case. Two security orbs were on this floor. Blake uttered a spell and twin bolts of lightning struck the orbs, blowing them up. The coast was clear. Blake ran to the glass case and searched it for traps. Blake saw poison spouts. These would be simple to deactivate. Blake took a sharp knife from the inside of his boot and cut the metallic box that held the shield on top. He carefully cut some wires and took the bottle of poison that was hooked to the wires. Blake stuffed the poison into his rucksack,tied to his bely. He then took off the glass covering the shield. It was all his. **** The king of Varrock was awoke from his deep slumber. He heard a small siren go off. As he got out of bed, he woke up his wife. She too, left the bed to see what the problem was. Guards huddled together, watching a crystal ball, now put on the kings marble, dining room table. A lightning strike seemed to hit the inside of the ball and then all that was seen in the ball was darkness. The king saw this and then saw that it was footage from the museum. He told his guards to go to the museum and search for the thief. The guards rushed. They saw that the shield of Arrav was missing and two guards slumped on the wall, dead. Someone yelled from outside and the guards saw a bloody mess on the pavement. Twin piles of ashes were also found. But no thief. **** The soon to be Archimage ran away from Varrock laughing, not knowing what fate had in store for him and the shield. TO BE CONTINUED How about that? Was that good? Snake and Noobs storyline up later, do not miss that!

Lol...I will not use sheathed...ty for the help. Anyway, Thanks for liking my story....new chapters today. Like i said two new chapters a day to get through the new story arcs in at least a week in a half. Then, more brutal violence as the zammy's uprise against noob. And let me say thanks to all my loyal fans. It may not be the best story But i still think it will work. :D

you have left and the balance n the Snake and Noob stories are lost! Anyway you better read em when you get back, there will be some catching up for you to do and another news story...and now that your gone no one is replying to my story anymore! Return from camp with an open mind and many more stories... Ratchet573

Lol and nice avatar at the bottom...remember runescapians...dont kill pirates or the flying spaghetti monster will get u! :XD: :ohnoes:

the best thing u get is a mith bar... :shock: wow...

can you all say hell yeah? It is time for the end of the necromancer saga. CHAPTER 10: A NECROMANCER'S DOWNFALL Snake watched as Archimage woke up and turned around to look at Snake. Arhimages once brilliantly white teeth were covered in blood. Archimage smiled at Snake and died. Snake yelled. He suddenly broke the shackles that held him onto the table he was lying on. Snake had no weapons on him. He just ran out of sheer anger at the necromancer. They both flew over Archimages limp body and onto the floor. Snake continues to beat on the necromancer, only to see that in the necromancers place, there was now a shade. The shade pulled a knife out of his cloak and sliced at Snake. Snake barely dodged it and it sliced some skin from the top of his shoulder. Suddenly, Noob appeared. He saw Snake fighting with the shade and with a fling of his hand, the shade was gone. "Man it rocks to be a god!" he said. The necromancer ran into the room and pulled off his hood. Noob screamed. "Oh my...well I am a god so...Oh my me!" Noob puked all over the red carpet. "My lord, you do not look right. The prophecy shows you with a beard..." "I will change your face before I talk to you." Noob waved his hand and the necromancer's face was a handsome guys face. "Now then what have you to ask of me?" asked the necromancer. "Hay, necromancer!" The necromancer looked at Snake. "What?" "Archimage was not the sacrifice." "What?" "He fooled you..." "How?" "While I was being dragged away, Archimage mind contacted me. It is one of his specialties, and I told him everything." "Then who is this imbecile?" "Me." Archimage morphed from Noob to himself. "Nice acting, and nice magic." Snake said. "Thanks. Anyway, I made a clone of myself using magic, made the shade disappear using a teleport spell..." "Where is he now?" asked the necromancer. "Somewhere in the wild getting killed. And I made your face change using magic to." "I will kill you for fooling me!" Archimage watched the necromancer run at him. He then side stepped out of the way. Suddenly, there was a flash and the real noob appeared. "You want to kill Snake and Archimage?" "Yes." "Snake..." Noob threw the sword of Zamorack to Snake, the god sword some called it. Snake then ran at the necromancer and toucked him gently with the tip of the sword. What would have been an indentation to the skin started swelling up. His whole body swelled up and the necromancer exploded. Blood was everywhere. "Noob?" Asked Snake. "What?" "Have fun with him when he becomes a gladiator for you." "O.K." Noob disappeared and Snakes new sword suddenly became smaller and smaller. It then disappeared. All the shades in Falador disappeared. All the slaves were freed and reconstruction began. Snake only had one question to ask after the battle. "Why were the shades out during the day?" The answer would not be know until the uprising of Zamorack, which was only two weeks away. Noob sat on his gold chair and watched the armor plated necromancer fight a demon. He laughed. It was funny to watch. Noob was now the king of hell and had powers beyond no others. But suddenly, as he was watching the fight, he was whisked away to a cloud where Guthix and Saradomin were sitting and watching a crystal ball. "You, Noob, must prepare..." said Guthix. Snake was sleeping in the varrock inn when he heard a shrill scream. A scream that he had heard years ago, when he was almost killed by his father. He went outside and saw that Susan Ganda was being beat up by thieves.When she saw him a tear of joy fell from her eye. My boyfriend, she thought. Archimage was heading back to the lost library. When he got there, an old man greeted him and suddenly plunged his hand into Archimages stomach. "You are old enough now for the test. You took a test a long time ago, as a 20 year old, but the time has come to see if you are truly powerful and wise enough to be a keeper of the books." The voice came from his mind. "What was the test when I was a child?" "A test we give to people before they enter and become apprentices, a novice test." "THAT WAS A NOVICE TEST?" Archimage was stunned. The last test he took was the scariest thing ever. "Yes, now then we will jump you to the master test, lets delve into your past first and remember the HAPPY days you had before you entered the library." He put a sarcastic tone to the word happy. "No...I do not want to remember. NO!" TO BE CONTINUED Let me start by saying we will get through Archimages storyline then work to Snakes, which will interconnect with Noobs story and then I hinted an uprising of Zammy. That will be after these storylines... 2 chapters a day now, one for Snake and Noob and one for Archimage...Previews: chapter 11:Snake finds his old girlfriend and she turns out to be engaged to Reldo...and also, when will the tournament come back? chapter 12:the early years of Archimages life are told, and they are a lot different than you think...

This guy said this: Noob: selling rare easter egg ring 50 million! Me: Can I buy? Noob: sure (trades but cant put it up) Noob:Damn, (what i thought the astericks meant) I thought you could trade these and get rich! Me:Who told you that? Noob" my sister

no way...star wars rocks. Anyway eragon sucked and 300!!!!???? THAT MOVIE KICKED SO MUCH ARSE!!!

everybody was mad cuz noob is dead and then i bring him back and no one says yay or something on those lines? Come on, i know you people are happy that he is back and the king of hell.

Today i was playing and i had a rune scimitar on. Some noob asked me how to get one: Noob:how do i get that sword? Me:From someone selling it. Noob:cant you die a sword blue to get it that way? Me:No you got to buy one. Noob:O.k (we trade. He puts up 50gp. I decline) Noob:WTF! Me:My sword is 27k! Noob: Scammer, I can get blue dye really easily! I reported you! Me: #-o :wall: -.-

can you review my serious Snake and Noob story? My other ones are not to great, lets see you review my new ones! the conclusion of the first part of the saga is tonight. After that review Snake and Noob the fighting tournament part 1.

Chapter 9 is here and i am sorry for the delay, I was trying to figure out a more dramatic ending to this chapter. So here goes CHAPTER 9:DEATH AND REBIRTH Snake was in a bed in Camelot castle. He was writhing in pain as blood gradually seeped out around his demon jewel. Archimage was sitting next to him, watching him become whiter and whiter. It seemed Snake was dead. That night, he died. A marble coffin was made and his body was placed in it. The jewel was disintegrating, due to the demon having no life force to suck on. The funeral was long. Reldo, Powerent, Archimage, and most of the surviving fighters in the tournament were there. Archimage stepped up and threw a bunch of roses onto his grave. It seemed that there was now no hope to defeating the necromancer. Snake looked around the dimly lit pit he was in. Two other people were in it mining coal. Snake walked up to one, only to see that the person was Noob. "Oh my god! Snake, nice to see you!" Noob tried to hug Snake but Snake shook him off. "Where in hell am I?" asked Snake. "A coal pit." "Where?" "I thought you knew from the way you asked that question!" "Oh crap..." Snake looked up and saw the sky was made of stalagmites and saw that there was lava flowing on the ceiling. None of it fell. "Is there any way out of this pit?" asked Snake. "Yeah, through that door guarded by the hellhounds." Snake looked at the hellhounds and laughed. He then morphed into a hellhound. "Oh my god, when did you learn to become a scary doggy?" asked Noob stupified. Snake the hound used his claws to slit the two hellhounds throats and motioned for noob to follow him. The other guy tried to follow but the door closed on him. Snake morphed back. "That was awesome!" Yelled Noob. "You are telling me! I got a lot of power in that form." Snake looked up and saw Zamoracks castle, where terrible memories of childhood over took him. He remembered the beatings and the harshness. His father was a major [wagon]. Snake and Noob walked up the stairs to the red castle. Then, Snake opened the double doors. Slaves screamed as Snake picked up a DNA encoded sword. "Zamoracks my father." Slaves scattered and Snake kicked open the throne room door. He slaughtered the two demon guards and ran at the throne. Zamorack jumped over the throne and sheathed his sword. He attacked at Snake and Snake parried. It was a vicious battle. Noob sat down on the throne and watched. Suddenly, Zamorack lost the crown on his head and instead, it was on Noob. "Nooo!" yelled Zamorack. "Hay, cool crown, maybe people will think I'm a player mod!" Noob said. Snake plunged his sword into Zamoracks stomach. Zamorach coughed up blood. He was a human. Noob suddenly was wearing a red robe. "Noob sat on the throne, that makes him a god and the king of hell." said Snake. Zamorack passed out and he came back, this time in rags. "How could an imbecile such as yourself take over hell?" "I sat on the throne. Cool huh? I am now in control of the darkest place anywhere. But I want it to be a little more colorful." Snake laughed. He had not felt this good since his father had sent him to runescape all those years ago. "Hay noob?" "Yeah buddy, you wanna be my advisor?" "Hell no, I would be to any other king but you, hell no." "Your loss. Anyways whats up?" "Make my father work in the coal mines?" "They wont be coal mines for long!" "What will they be?" "Gladiator pits!" "Cool. I have to watch my father fight like that. And with no god powers!" Suddenly, Snake felt a lurch and started seeing his legs disappear, then his torso. "Whats going on Snake?" "I don't know..." The necromancer watched as Snake rose from the dead. He cackled as Snake fell to the ground and hit his head. "My clumsy slave..." "What? I'm a slave?" "Yeah." "Too bad." Snake punched him in the face and his hood fell back. "Oh lord, I do not want to see your face anymore!" Snake was punched by the necromancer and knocked out. Archimage watched the necromancer. When Snake was knocked out, the necromancer teleported. Falador, thought Archimage, He is going to resurrect Zamorack. Snake awoke in a castle decorated red and looked up to see a knife hanging over him. "My lord, that is the wrong sacrifice! Here is the sacrifice." A shade was holding Archimages limp body. "Bring him here." He was put on a table and the necromancer yelled a spell and then plunged the knife into Archimages stomach. THE FINAL CHAPTER OF THE NECROMANCER STORY! TODAY, PREPARE FOR THE ULTIMATELY WIERD CONCLUSION! Anyway in other news, I wanna see what you think is gonna happen and if you like what happened to noob. And also I am getting the Archimage story finished as fast as I can. A young Snake story is in the making too... Another thing I should say is that the fighting tournament saga will continue. The tenth chapter is just the end of the necromancer. I will find some way to tie the stories of Archimages and Snakes past into the saga. Anyway, as you can see there is still a lot ahead for Snake and Noob in this long and amazingly seriouis story (this chapter was the least serious cause noob was in it!)

Well know this much, my story will be better. Anyway my next story arc dealing with archimage's past is going slowly. I am trying to make it as interesting as I can. I will give you a preview now...and the very dramatic 9th chapter of the fighting tournament will be out this afternoon. And let me tell you people who think its to long, It is somewhat done. I may finish it earlier to get Archimages story out or write them both at the same time. Man I miss Archimage. Without his news segments the balance in the force of my story is gone and we are plunging to the dark side. Here is the preview of Archimages past: At seven years old he makes his first kill and is declared the leader of a band of thieves. At 16 he is sent to steal a priceless shield. At 20 his thief camp splits up and he is a loner. His search for a better life takes him to the lost library, where his soul will be pitted against the most powerful demons of hell and his true test will begin. ARCHIMAGES PAST Coming soon...

everybody remember carter from chapter 3? who was he protecting Snake against? Actually it was the fighters not the necromancer. Because of course Snake is Zammy's sacrifice, sorry for the confusion.

1.stories are generally long and yes it will end in a while, this is writing practice for me. 2. Noob will be back and I won't give out to many details on his return. 3. Lumbridge will be talked about next chapter and you will see while lumbridge is not wanted by the Zammys. 4. Why don't you wait till next chapter to hear about Snake? I swear I will write it tomorrow in the afternoon.

My first thought to this message was, WOW, I have another fan other than Archimage! You are part of the noob police and if i include crazy noobs you know you will be there. I have been trying to fit you into the general story but...your character is not very broad. I will work with him in the future don't worry. Noob is dead and we won't hear from him till later (i.e next chapter). and thanks for rating my story. 9 out of 10 is great. I give my story ***** 5 astericks out of 5. next story tomorrow an like i said, people who like noob will love his RETURN! And another turn of events that will leave people gasping. And I will say this much, it has nothing to do with Archimage. You will wonder what the hell I have done to the story tomorrow when you read my stories biggest twist of fate.

I am sorry about the weekend. No chapters and all that. New chapter today though. Really busy weekend and considering I usually write these at work when there is nothing to do, you won't see many while I am home. Now let us hear more stories of Snake and Archimage in war. CHAPTER 8:FALADOR TAKEN Falador was destroyed. The castle was crumbled and in its place was a black castle with the many Zamorakian mages lined up in the front. Why was not known to the slaves who were chained to various things in order for them to rebuild the city into the ultimate city of Zamorack. One teenage kid, about 16 years old, was hiding in the dwarven mines. The dwarfs were preparing a rebellion against the Zamoracks. But as the dwarves marched to the stairs that led into Falador, the army of Zamorack put dynamite in the wall. The ceiling of the cave collapsed and the dwarves were not able to enter Falador. "Snake, you have been an enemy of the zamorackians long enough. You would think, that since Zamorack is your father..." The necromancers large yellow eyes peered down at Snake. "I don't care who the hell my father is! I hate him. He treated me like crap for all those years and when I was exiled from the hellish pits of his land, I was happy and able to start a new life. It was the best feeling ever. I soon became so strong, I could not control myself from killing. But Guthix implanted this jewel in me that will unleash the ultimate demon on Runescape, the demon version of me." "Well, I will break that jewel then and control you. I control all darkness." "You break the jewel, you know that you have unleashed the destruction of Runescape. You and everyone on runescape will die and my father will have won." "How so?" "My father knew that the jewel will someday break, and when it does, It will transform me. When I kill, the person I kill does not go for judgment in the heavens but is automatically transported to hell." "Well, I am one of your fathers loyal servants..." "Do you think he cares? Once you die he will make you a slave like everyone else." "I am sick of your lies. He would never do that, werewolves, attack!" Snake took out his sword and cut the legs out from under one of the werewolves. He slaughtered all of them. But, once he killed them all, he saw that he had just killed innocent people who were taken over by the necromancer. "Look at your pitiful army, I can't believe it got this far without being killed by my zombies. The Falador knights are a very small..." "Really necromancer?" A spear was thrown in the air and it was stuck in what appeared to be the necromancers shoulder blade. "Damn, I will kill you for that!" The necromancer pulled the spear out of his shoulder and hurled it at sir Amik Varzes army. It sailed through throwing most of the army in the air. It hit a tree and the tree shattered into splinters. Sir Varze was the last of his army. Snake jumped onto the roof that the necromancer sat on at lunged at him. The necromancer parried with a bronze dagger. Snake was then frozen as the necromancer said "Wait while I talk, don't let your life be wasted before you hear what happened to Falador and that you wasted your life for nothing." "What have you done to my city?" asked Varze. "Only taken it over and made it become the ultimate city of Zamorack. His coffin is even on display and I believe that you Snake, will be the sacrifice to bring him back to life." "I will not be a sacrifice!" "Too bad, your stuck are you not? How are you going to escape frozen like that?" "Like this." Snake appeared in front of the necromancer. "How the hell?" "I am Zamoracks son." Snake lunged again and the necromancer back flipped to his feet. Snake saw magic balls flying and they hit the necromancers back. The necromancers robes burned and his true form was shown. Amik Varze puked. Snake held it back and looked into the necromancers yellow eyes. He had four hands, each shriveled and the finger tips were pointed. He had two feet but they were the feet of a spider. He had the most pulled back face ever. He was revolting to look at. "You have seen my real form. Well this is the last thing you will see Snake!" Suddenly, the necromancer lunged and plunged his dagger through Snakes armor. Snake screamed as he hit the jewel. The jewel began to spew fire. Snake watched as the necromancer laughed and teleported away. Snake felt a weird sensation and fell off the roof of the house. Archimage teleported to where Snake was writhing and turned Snake over. Snake screamed. Archimage took out the necessary runes and then ripped Snakes shirt open more, more fire spewed out of the jewel. A diamond. Archimage looked at the diamond ring on his finger, the last remnant of his previous life. He set it down and chanted words. The runes all disappeared and the diamond from Archimages ring flew into the cracked part of Snakes demon Jewel. Archimage stood up and saw that he had sucessfully did the most advanced magic spell ever, the demon seal. Snake was completely knocked out and Archimage used a huge spell to teleport all the remaining white knights and the white knight corpses to Camelot. The funeral procession was long. Fifty white knights had died in a battle that was a diversion. Varrock was destroyed. Falador was taken over. Snake was almost dead. Archimage bowed his head in prayer as the coffins of the heroic White Knights passed by him. Once the procession was over, he took a short walk to Camelot castle and met with King Arthur, who was looking at Snake. Snake was on the round table. Blood was oozing out around the jewel. Snake seemed to be dead. In the new Zamorack castle, the necromancer stared at the coffin of Zamorack. "Soon my god. Soon." As you can see I am getting darker and darker. And as you can see, I hinted something about Archimage in this story...next chapter tomorrow and remember, I wanna see you guys tell me how good my serious version of Snake and noob is. Out of 10 being the best what would you give it?

my idea is that i will drop the holy grail and the others once this story series is over and find a better storyline that can focus on Archimages past and the Archival library. As you can see, it will be about your character and I would like to include some more people in this story. Come on people! Who wants to be in the story?

Woot my 100th post congrats to me. In 1 month i got in 100 posts and thats pretty much counting the Snake and noob stories.

Well, I am American and you have a point. So I will leave all the news to you and the stories to me. I still can't believe you are the only one who has an opinion about my story. I mean i don't want big flames but I mean there has to be more than me and you paying close attention to these stories. What happened to Powerent? He has played mild roles in some of the stories. It seems I am not foccusing on secondary characters anymore. I want to have another story line after this that is serious/funny and trying to figure out idea's is rough. I really cannot think of a story that is going to be cool and would not suck. I will eventually get a story idea and when I do I will start writing it. No more news segments from me. Swear to whatever you want me to swear to. Thats your field. I will write another chapter eventually, when i get the time.