Harakiri

another chapter later tonight maybe...it may be a half today, half tommorow kind of deal cuz' i am giving up telling a big long story and instead want to do short little stories of noob and Snakes adventures. I have enough bios for now but keep sending em, I'll use em eventually. Also i want you guys to make up the name of fake clans and monsters. I will use these in what i will call the second noob and Snake book. i will start it 2night. I also need some fake quests with their stories and everything. Fake places would be nice too. Fake minigames. Fake randoms. Fake skills. Just throw watever you want at mer and i will use it in Noob and Snake book 2:Journey around the land.

A very short chapter CHAPTER 7:PART 2 " You may be my father but i will still whoop your [wagon]!" said Snake. Zamorack'S VOICE laughed. Suddenly the giant snake disappeared and powerent started walking around wondering what happened. Suddenly Zamorack appeared ON THE BANK and blew Snake up. "Oh crap." was all that escaped powerent's mouth. Powerent jumped onto the East bank and started slicing at Zamorack. Zamorack got cut and started bleeding lava. "You bastard!" Zamorack said and took out his sword and Zamoracks blade met powerents. Powerent attacked fiercely and stabbed Zamoracks stomach. "How the hell am i hitting you and Snake could not hit you?" "Because of that wretched sword your father gave you is a very powerful blade and a dragon sword does not affect me! I must leave there is no way to defeat one who wields the most powerful of the gods swords." Zamorack poofed away. MEANWHILE: In Lumbridge Snake was cursing his stupidity. After a while he caught noob walking around. "What happened noob?"asked Snake. "They stabbed me to death." "Ohh. Who were they, i called them the nooby gang." "They were my old gang the AKA's." "Oh, why did they want you?" "I disbanded a couple days before i met you because the level 3.5 kept calling me a noob and the noob police were after us." "What does the gang do?" "We started off stealing items like boots and silk but soon we started stealing things from the Museum in Varrock. One of our people got caught and interrogated until he told the noob police of our location. By then i ran for it and met you eventually." "Oh..." "Well we better get going." said noob. "To Varock." Said Snake. HAY, SORRY FOR A SHORT CHAPTER BUT LETS LEAVE IT OFF FOR A VERY LONG AND EXCITING CHAPTER TOMMORROW: CHAPTER 8: THE ADVENTURE TO VARROCK (FEATURING ALL THE UNUSED CHARACTERS SO FAR FROM YOU READERS!)

no...its a giant snake...the capital snake is the character and the lower case snake is the giant snake of Zamorack...ya i know its confusing...and sorry about killing your characters and naming them wrong but it really don't matter...i really want people to read the stories of the characters by the person who made them up. Snake called them the noob gang cuz'they were noobs but i guess they are really the A.K.A's.

my level 126 and his noob story is way better i know.

Time for chapter 6 people. This is a big chapter that will help open a storyline that will be really great with an ending featuring full out war! So lets begin! thanks for all bios by the way. CHAPTER 6:THE NOOB GANG AND EVERYONES PAST Snake teleported to Varrock and so did Powerent. They ran through the throngs of crowds until they got to the chaos temple. Surrounding the altar were two level 3's and a level and a level 3.5. "Who the hell are you?" asked a level 3. "Snake, you?" "Mutant Autoer." "Cool name but i have to kill you if you don't release noob." "I'll kill you first!" "Bring it!" said Snake. "No you bring it!" Mutant Autoer said. Snake muttered "the bad guys get stupider and stupider" and took out his dragon sword. Mutant Autoer suddenly started throwing rune essence at Snake. "What the hell?" yelled Snake. "Fear my essence" said Mutant. Snake ran at Mutant dodging all the essence he threw at him. Snake then stopped in front of Mutant. Mutant took out bronze pickax and struck Snake in the torso. The head of the pickax broke on impact and bounced off Snakes torso and into Mutants head. Mutant was dead. "My name is Chronic lier and if you don't stop killing my friends I will get my main, zezima to kill you!" said a noob behind Snakes back. "You don't spell Zezema that way loser!" "Ya you do! Now die!" Snake dodged his stick and decapitated the noob. "Who's next?" asked Snake. Suddenly, the stained glass in the front of the room was shattered by some guy wearing full rune(g). He killed the level 3.5 with his rune scimmy and stabbed through the chaos altar killing some other guy. "Noob police here to kill all noobs related in this kidnapping." he showed his badge. Powerent looked at it. "So what..." Suddenly the ground shook as a giant monster came up from beneath the ground of the Varrock fountain. Bodies flied through the air. Suddenly a voice said "it is time, powerent, to face your destiny." "O.K now what the hell is going on?" asked Snake. "Hell IS what is going on!" said the voice. "Who are you?"asked powerent. "I am the dark lord Zamorak and have come to take the life of Saradomins son." "Who me?" asked powerent. "Yes...prepare to die." The monster, that looked like a giant snake (as in the animal not the person) slithered out of the hole it came out of and lunged at powerent. Powerent jumped onto the snakes head, as Snake jumped into its mouth and ripped out one of its fangs. "My son powerent, take this sword and KICK ZAMORAKS [wagon]!" said a voice. "Who are you?" asked powerent. "I am Saradomin, you're father!" A huge blue sword fell from the sky and powerent caught it by the hilt and plunged it into the snake's head. The snake screamed and lifted its head throwing powerent into the armor shop's window. Snake jumped out of the snake's mouth and landed on the eastern bank. Powerent kicked the armor shops door off it's hinges and jumped onto the eastern bank. Snake stood beside powerent. "Your the son of a god huh?" Snake asked. "Ya I guess i am. But why am i not a really high level?" Snake was not paying attention, he was busy watching a giant blue jay swoop down and rip out one of the snake's eyes. The noob police guy was then whisked away by the bird. Powerent was slicing at the snake's head the next time Snake checked his friend. Blood was spilled all over the town and an evil voice cackled. "My favorite color! And now it is all over the city marking me as this cities ruler!" The voice laughed. "Shut the hell up Zamorak!" said Snake calmly. "How dare you speak to your FATHER that way!" TO BE CONTINUED IN PART 2 OF THIS STORYLINE A pause for dramatic emphasis and i will write the next part soon. I will say this much, Varrock is gonna be in one mess for the next few chapters. And of course chapter 10 is reserved for a huge war-like fight that will rock! MORE BIOS FOR CHAPTER 10! And please tell me if you wanna be good or bad. Cuz' i feel like I am making a lot of characters stupid. Who wants to be an important main character other than Powerent and blue jay? (yes you will be an important factor soon!) and sorry for changing chapter name. I thought i might as well do some sort of continual story.

ya blue jays guy is gonna jump in and kill noobs and stuff. all hell will break loose in next chapter and powerent gets to face his destiny. noobs past is revealed. ITS GONNA ROCK! Need fake/real bios for the huge chapter 10 fighting tournament! ALL BIOS ARE USED!

lol...kk i am writing next chapter where you kill level 1000 guy while Snake kills the noob gang with someone else.

Finnaly! It is time for chapter 5! CHAPTER 5:THE FIGHT CAVES Snake was walking out of the fight pit with the highest level monster in the games hide thrown over his shoulder. He now wore a lava cape. Noob ran up to him. "That was awesome when you stuffed the magic staff down its mouth and blew his head clean off!" "Ya i guess..." Suddenly an army in full guthans started running into the caves and surrounding everyone. People screamed and ran as the guys in guthans slaughtered them yelling "where is Snake? He killed one of our kind!" "I am right here stupids!" yelled Snake over all the talking and ranting of the guthans warriors. "Oh my god! There he is" yelled one. Snake rolled his eyes. The more he made enemies the more he delved into the world of stupidity. Meeting noob was the biggest mistake of his life. But at the same time he thought it was good because now he had a bunch of people to kill every minute of every day. "Die Snake!" Snake dodged an attack at him and took out his sword. He decapitated the guy and grabbed his spear. Snake threw the spear into this guys helmet. It penetrated and came out the back end with pieces of brain attached to it. "Yay violence!" Yelled noob from the background. Snake looked back and saw four figures behind noob. One grabbed noob by the head and shoved him into a giant sack. Snake ran after them but they teleported. More guthans guys attacked. Snake dodged spears and snapped them in half. Suddenly a defense pure wearing nothing but the guthans and a bronze sword walked up to Snake. "Fear me" Said the level 4 "Fear this" and Snake kicked the level 4 in the gut and he was sent flying through more guthans guys until he hit the wall and a huge crack was heard as lava spilled upon the guthans guys. One of them, they're leader snake thought, contained the lava with an ancient magiks spell. More Guthans guys came. Suddenly, this guy in full rune showed up with his rune long and started whooping the guthans guys. "Who the hell are you?" asked Snake as he parried more blows and killed some more people. "The names powerent and I'm here because I have a friend who was killed by these losers and wanna kill all of em" He was drenched in blood by now. Snake was to but he did not care. He licked his lips and tasted the iron like taste of the enemies blood. More came and Snake saw the leader of them standing on lava near the bank. Powerent pummeled some more guthans guys and screamed as one of the guthans guys stabbed his back. Snake ran over to powerent and sliced the guthans guy in half. Powerent muttered a word of thanks and pulled the spear out of his back. The leader of them walked across the lava in, not guthans, but in a Zamorak mage outfit. " You killed one of ours!" he yelled. "Who?" asked powerent. "Read chapter 4 stupid" yelled the leader. " Whats your name?" asked Snake. "I am Leader." he replied. " Oh lord, another [wagon]." whispered Snake. "I heard that now you will die!" said leader. Leader used a fire spell and tried to set Snake on fire. Snake used a water shield and the flames diminished. He shot the water from the shield at Leader and Leader jumped out of the way. Snake stopped the water and made it hit Leader's back. It then slithered around Leader's body until he was enveloped in it. The water then whisked Leader over the lava where the water boiled and Leader screamed. Eventually the screams stopped and Snake made the water set Leader's body down. Powerent threw up all over death, who was picking up the dead bodies. "Just for that your next" he said. Leader's body was skinless and all that was seen from the outside was white flesh. Snake touched it and it stuck to his hand like glue. Powerent threw up again. Death picked up Leaders body. "Snake, why are you doing my job for me?" he asked. "Cuz' i can" replied Snake. Suddenly a voice, noobs voice, entered Snake's mind. "I am using the force Snake." noobs voice said. "Uh-Huh." was all Snake could say. "Using the force i can speak to you through my mnd." "Noob, i am going to be nice to you for once." said Snake softly."Turn off your friends chat if your gonna be stupid." "Oh Snake your no fun!" "Where are you?" "Some kinda alter. I think the chaos alter." TO BE CONTINUED IN CHAPTER 6: THE NOOB GANG AND NOOBS PAST this is coming out today also and more bios and ideas please. so far great ideas.

new chapter tommorrow...trying to finish harry potter 7...it is long for a kids book...jeez

sorry guys. no new chapters for a few more days. i have a busy schedule and thanks for the ideas. Snake and noob will return by Monday hopefully with 5 new chapters. Keep giving more bios and ideas. I use every one of the ideas and bios if you have not noticed. and i also wanna know if you wanna be a good guy or a bad guy. c ya monday

no new chapter tonight folks. sorry but the wife planned to take me on a midnight cruise to rock island arsenal in Illinois and we will be there till friday. i did bring my laptop so more chapters will be out tommorow when i have time. The arsenal is supposed to have huge guns everywhere and a bunch of cool stuff. Look forward to hearing SOME criticisms. I mean for gods sake no criticism? Is my story that good. I still want more ideas and bios and want to know what you think of the series. Tommorow i hope somebody will give me an idea or two. I already got chapter 5's idea down but i wanna know what you people want as chapters and stuff noob and Snake can do. C ya tommorow.

It's time for chapter 4. This one is very violent and i hope you people like it. I NEED MORE BIOS!!! IF YOU WANT TO INCLUDE YOUR IDEA FOR A RUNESCAPE PLAYER OR YOUR GUY HIMSELF TELL ME!!! I WOULD BE GLAD TO POST YOUR GUY! CHAPTER 4:ENEMY RESISTANCE Snake entered the front gardens of Lumbridge castle only to find noob yelling at some guy. Snake came up closer to listen in. "No way you stupid noob" yelled some guy in full guthans. "Your armor is seriously worse than bronze you loser so give it to me for five gold coins." replied noob. "No! Stupid noob" "Hey what the hell are we fighting about?" Snake butted in. "Who the hell are you?" asked the guy in guthans. "He's the guy who's gonna kick your [wagon] into next year!" yelled noob. A bunch of noobs crowded around Snake,noob, and the guy in guthans. The crowd shouted "Fight, Fight,Fight!" "So you think you can whoop my [wagon]?" asked the guthans guy. "No that was noob there saying that but ya i could whoop your [wagon] anyway." replied Snake. "Fine then, fell the wrath of my guthans armor!" The man charged at Snake. Snake side-stepped out of the way. The guthans guy yelled as Snake stabbed him through his armor and pulled his scimmy out of the back of his head, only to have an eyeball on the tip of the scimmy. "Ewwwwww!!!!!" yelled the crowd. Blood oozed out of the guthans guys helmet and dripped to the pavement. The guthans guy screamed and eventually died. Snake grabbed all his stuff. Suddenly, some guy walked up to him. "You pulled out my eye and stole my guthans you bastard!" "Oh. You must be the guy behind the armor. I'm sorry but this stuff is officially mi..." Snake was cut off by arrows being shot at him from the top of the walls to Lumbridge castle. On top, two men stared at Snake. "Ash, level 56 guy that noob pissed off when he accidently cut down a tree that landed on your foot." said Snake. "Oh, he's good. For being down there and not being able to see any of our features..." "Cut the crap, what the hell are you doing here?" yelled Snake. "We are here to kill you." yelled back Ash. Snake knew that voice anywhere. "Where'd you get the arrows?" asked Snake. "Oh. I jacked them off of some person claiming to be the range guide." was his reply. "[wagon]." said Snake. "What was that? Oh your [wagon] is dead!" The figures jumped down and Ash took out a training sword while the level 56 took out a magic staff. Ash attacked first, swiping brutally at Snake. Noob meanwhile was sneaking up behind the level 56. Noob poked him on the back. When the level 56 turned around noob slapped him in the face. "Oh, you call that a [bleep]-slap?" The level 56 slapped noob and noob was thrown through the wall and into the Lumbridge chapel. Meanwhile, Snake took out his dragon scimmy and parried Ash's attacks. After a minute of parrying, Ash attacked high which left Ash just enough opening to kick Ash in the nuts. Ash screamed and fell to the ground clutching his nuts whispering "You bastard!" Snake put an end to him and was then put on fire by the level 56's magic attack. Snake walked casually up to the fountain and put out the flames. When he looked at the level 56 he said "oww". The level 56 stared and stared." Holy crap! How can i beat a guy who isn't even intimidated by my strongest normal atta...wait a minute, lets get my main out." The level 56 logged out. Suddenly another guy appeared wearing full mystic. He attacked Snake using a spell that froze Snake. The new guy then used his most powerful attack, Fire Barrage. Snake was completely on fire. Snake walked to the fountain casually again and soaked his body in it. "Oww, that hurt pretty bad you bastard." Snake ran at the new guy and jumped over his fire spell. Snake then cut the new guys staff in half, along with the new guys body. "Damn you." was his final words. Snake walked away from the castle and to the chapel. He found noob sprawled over Father Lawrence. "Sorry Father." Snake picked up noob and threw him over his shoulder. They needed to go to Karamja. Snake had to kill the most powerful monster in the world and show all that he was not a level 126 prone to tricks and that anyone who messed with him would get their [wagon] whooped. TO BE CONTINUED IN CHAPTER 5: THE FIGHT CAVES

O.K the meetings over. After the boos took us to a free steak dinner i decided that this chapter would be a double chapter with some very gory action. Here it is: CHAPTER 3: SCAMMERS AND THE WILD The chaos temple was an old structure. The gang that consisted of Snake, noob, and Ash the scammer entered and noob looked around the building. Tons of Zamorakian priests were in the area. Noob stopped Ash. "Before i take the wine can you explain to me what a scammer is?" "No. I will tell you after you get me the wine." "Fair enough" Noob walked to the wine and looked at it. It was blood red. Snake was yelling at noob to not take it and it was a trick. Noob took it anyway. "FEAR THE POWER OF ZAMORACK!" siad a very powerful voice. "Who the hell is Zamorack?" asked noob. "OH THATS IT YOU ARE SO TOTALLY SCREWED." "For what? I don't have a clue who the hell Zamora..." Suddenly fire spewed out of the floor and the noob started burning. The Zamorackian mages started attacking him as noob ran. Ash was at the door and held the door closed as the noob tried to escape. The noobs last dying words were "Kill him Snake." Ash grabbed the wine from noobs bones and laughed in an evil tone. "Hay, Ash, follow me." siad Snake. "O.K" Snake led Ash to the wilderness ditch. Snake jumped it without a flinch. "Come on Ash jump!" Ash walked back and ran as fast as he could. He then tried to jump but fell into the ditch. "Damn you and your random event updates Jagex!" yelled Ash. "Your telling me." added Snake. "Help me out here!" yelled Snake. Snake took his dragon scimmy and put it down into the ditch. Ash grabbed it and Snake pulled him up. Suddenly, Ash yanked the sword out of Snakes hand. "Dammit I was to careless!" The scimmy was to heavy for Ash and it fell out of his hands and onto the ground. "Fine I"ll defeat you with my bare hands!" Ash took a mithril scimmy out of its sheath and started swinging at Snake. Snake dodged and crouched down. He kicked out and tripped Ash. Ash screamed as he fell. Ash lunged his scimmy at Snake from the ground. The tip of the Scimmy was in between Snakes fingertips the next time Ash looked. Ash then kicked out and tripped Snake. Snake slit the webbing between his fingers. Snake screamed and then backflipped onto his feet. "You son of a [bleep]." Snake ran and jumped over Ash. Ash jumped up and started swinging wildly at Snake. Snake jumped over the wilderness ditch. "You chickening out?" asked Ash. "No, i just wanna fight over here." Ash stared at the ditch. Dammit he would do it. He would make the leap! He walked back and ran. As he ran Snake jumped over the ditch and grabbed his scimmy from the ground. His dragon scimmy took a huge slash at Ash's legs and Ash screamed as he fell over and his legs stood there without a body attached, bleeding. "You cheated!" whispered Ash. "So what? It doesn't matter. I probably will see you in Lumbridge when i meet up with noob." "And I'll keep my scimmy." "And I'll kill you again. See you there." And Ash lay there, bleeding all over the grass as he watched Snake walk away. The last thing Ash thought was "I have about five minutes to scam something from someone in Lumbrige to use against Snake." TO BE CONTINUED IN CHAPTER 4: ENEMY RESISTANCE I need more bios and ideas that you want to be used in the stories. Chapter 4 will be here around 9:30 to 10:00 central time. After that I will wright chapter 5. If your lucky i will get a chapter 6 in. probably not though. Thanks for reading so far. i would enjoy more ideas though and comments. Keep posting what you want in these stories! Take a look at the 126 and the party he had for the series premiere.

thanks for bio i am going to have to write the next chapter later this evening...got a big meeting for work and won't be back for a while...expect around 6 to 8 this evening. i will write 3 chapters tonight. Keep those bio's coming. they can be fake or real i don't care.

today around two or three in the afternoon central time i will post the third chapter. i will probably get two more chapters in today after i finish three. NEED MORE BIOS.

good idea

CHAPTER 2: WOODCUTTING Snake gave noob a bronze woodcutting ax and took noob to the woods. In the woods, noob saw a group of noobs wood chopping a yew. "Hi guys what clan are you in?" the noobs gave no response. "Those are MACROERS noob. Thats a big word! Can you say it?" asked Snake. "MACROERS" "Good for you...now lets cut that tree right there." Snake pointed at a normal tree and the noob went to the tree and began to chop. The tree started wobbling and shaking. Noob fell to the ground crying. Some random guy got an ax head plunged between his eyes as it flew through the air. Snake walked up to the guy and pulled the ax head out of the head. Snake walked up to the ent and said "Screw Off" calmly. The ent shriveled and died. The noob had his thumb in his mouth and was rolling on the ground crying. "Did scary ent hurt you noob?" Snake asked sweetly. "No! B..B..But i am go..gon..gonna have ni..ght..mare..s" "Oh poor noob! Give me the goddamn axe handle!" "Here" and the noob placed it in Snakes hand. Snake fitted the pieces together and told the noob to try again. The noob started cutting the tree. A log fell from the tree. The noob picked it up and just when he put his head up a log hit his head and knocked him out. "Goddamn it, now what...Jagex has never made this type of update. What a stupid random!! I know what to do." Snake picked up noob and took him to the wizards tower bridge and threw him over. Noob splashed up from the water and started yelling at Snake. "You dirtbag!!!" "Come on out lets try this one more time." Noob splashed and screamed all the way to the shore and Snake picked him up by the scruf of the neck and handed him his ax back. "One more try! If you screw up we move on to something else." Noob went to the tree and chopped until he finally cut it down. "Ow...MY FOOT!!!" a level 56 walked up to noob." I'm gonna kick your [wagon]!" "Yeah right" Snake walked up to the 56 and threw him into a tree and plunged a sword into his stomach. His last dying words were "What type of sword?" "It's a dragon scimmy." Snake then pulled his sword out and suddenly noticed noob talking to someone. Snake walked up to them. "Whats your name?" "Ash and i am gonna give this guy 2 mil for the wine of zamorak." "It's a once in a lifetime opportunity!!" siad noob. "Your a scammer aren't you?" asked Snake "Yeah...i've had a ton of people ban me and I just get a day off of the game or something then come back and keep going" "Whats a scammer?" asked noob. TO BE CONTINUED IN CHAPETER 3: SCAMMERS! NEED MORE BIOS! Please send me some more and ideas for new chapters!!

ty...i will use you in part 2

CHAPTER 1: A FATEFUL MEETING The man known only as Snake walked down the streets of Varrock. He eventually came to the town square. he was wearing full dragon armor and his rune boots. His weapon was his abyssal whip. At town square a man wearing absolutely nothing but a skintight shirt and green pants was yelling "i need free stuff". Damn noobs, thought Snake. Suddenly the bald noob walked up to him. "What the hell do you want noob?" asked Snake. "How much for those fine looking sausage links in your hand?" asked the noob. "It's an abyssal whip nooblet. And no you can't buy unless you have the proper money." " I will give you a bucket and 12 clay. Hows that sound?" "NOOOO!!!! You have to give me 1.5 million". "Wait, let me calculate. 1.5 million equals one million plus .5...DAMMIT, i need a calculator!" "You noob...one million five hundred thousand!" "OHHHHH. Can you teach me to make that much?" "Hell i got nothing better to do." The noob followed Snake as he went to Draynor to teach the noob woodcutting... TO BE CONTINUED IN PT2 what did you think of the first story? of course they will get better as i get to funnier stuff. i will need bios for the next parts and tell me what you want Snake to teach the noob about. See you next part. :thumbsup:

the history of the war against the penguins is not very helpful to understanding runescapes past but its funny. one day the wizard mizgog was bored to death and decided to create a random portal to take him to some random place. suddenly he was taken to club penguin where he almost froze to death. two penguins got through the portal and entered runescape. as they waddled around the wizards tower, they were caught by a wizard and taken to ardounge zoo. the wizard meanwhile was being tortured by the penguins. with nothing better to do he told the penguins of the riches they would find in runescape. the penguins were happy to hear about money and gold and decided to enter the portal armed with their trademarked kill fishes. a couple wizards were slapped to death by the fish and the penguins entered draynor where few survived the aggressive dark wizard. as they continued they're quest wizard mizgog told the penguins in club penguin about global warmimg. the penguins all screamed and pretty much killed themselves when mizgog showed a green potion to them that he siad contained greenhouse gasses. suddenly a giant monster came out of nowhere. "Holy crap!!! a monster made it out of runescape! oh no...Jagex created a level 522 monster today!!the Kraken! Damn the updates!!" wizard mizgog began shooting at the kraken with powerful spells. suddenly the creator of club penguin appeared. he was short with a pointed noise, a tuxedo on and had an umbrella in his hand. he had a bunch of penguins behind him with red and white rockets strapped to their backs. "You have destroyed my game, a culmination of my lifes work and many of my closest friends. now look at it! suicidal penguins, level 56 green house gasses(thank you jagex, thought mizgog), and now the iceberg is melting. you bastard! die!" the suicidal penguins shot at mizgog. he dodged and watched as they rammed into the kraken. the rockets hit 26 to 35 points of damage. suddenly a black caped figure dressed up as a bat appeared. "what the hell are you doing here? you are not in runescape are you?" asked the club penguin creator. "no...but they put me on a flash game on miniclips.com and now i have some how been transported here." he answered. "some kid has you on tab and us on a tab too! damn you children!" wizard mizgog walked up to the creator. "don't worry, your games were made for children, our game was made for teens but loser 9 year olds now come on and be complete [wagon] and noobs. even i have reported some and I'm an NPC!!!" wizard mizgog left the site and entered the portal back to runescape and closed it up. the rest of the penguins were killed by the guards in draynor, surrounding the prison, they're body fat was used to make people become fat on runescape(damn Jagex's new updates...now look at me) and the writer of this prepared his real first story," a level 126 and his noob" THE END

i think fire making is really bland. throwing fire in your hand is not all that cool.

i once had a collection ofcrossbows

noobs are completely off when it comes to rares. what is the funniest rare item you have ever seen a noob sell? i just thought this might turn out funny because of all the weird things i see noobs selling now a days. post here

this guy i'm gonna talk about scared me. i was randomly walking in my rune armor and this guy walks up to me and asks me if i could be his girlfriend( i'm a man). i walk away not saying anything and he keeps pushing a wedding ring on me (a cheap gold ring). i continue to walk away and suddenly the noob says: Noob: you are hot...why won't you stop walking around and get married with me? Me: Dude, u wanna know why i have not taken your ring or talked to you? Noob: ya Me:(i take off my armor) Dude i'm a guy. the noob goes off on this rampage calling me a noob and making fun of me when it was his own stupidity that caused this whole charade to happen. I know i could have told him sooner but he was so funny to listen to...worse that that wizard mizgog in the wizards tower. heres another story, I'm at edgeville having a bunch of people trying to make me join they're PK clans and fight them and this lone lvl 3 walks up to me and asks me if my full addy was for sale. i was selling it and i told him DUHH and we traded. he gave me an old boot and a bucket of water for my addy claiming the boot to be rare. i tell him you get it from the quizmaster and he starts fighting and goes and gets a polished button. he tells me its rare and i tell him you get them from HAM people and he goes back and grabs the stupidest thing ever. A RARE KEBAB!!!! O MY GOD I"VE WANTED ONE OF THOSE ALL MY LIFE!!! WOW I NEVER KNEW THAT SOMETHING YOU COULD BUY FROM A SHOP FOR 2 GP COULD BE SO RARE!!!! i digress. he ran off yelling about being a loser for not trading the rarest items in the game for addy armor. those are all the stories i got.

some scammer was near draynor bank and kept on raving about his lvl 126 main with lvl 99 in everything. he tells me to look him up on the high scores list as zezema. I tell him he spelled it wrong and he's like fine, give me 500k and i'll show you. not in his dreams. eventually he gives up trying to get me to scam me and instead starts raving about his so called mains things. 15 full zammy armors? Why the hell does an absolute pure need 15 zammy armors. then he tells me he can give me full guthix for 500k. the stupid lvl 3 noob was eventually tired of trying to scam me and left. LOL. noobs can be so stupid some times!! MY FIRST POST!!!!! WOOOT WOOOT