Harakiri

There never was an honor code to begin with. Jagex never posted an "Honor Code". And with as many idiots as there are on any online game, there is no such thing as an honor code... And you didn't get mature by learning to get your defense up...you just figured out the obvious...

R-Type?

Yo...how ya doin Holmes? Holla at cha boy G!

The Dark Knight: Friggin amazing...

^^^Iron Maiden...cuz I reccomend em to everyone...

Big Balls: AC DC

UPDATE: The sub who cussed and called people chubby apparently got a lot of heat...the kids told everyone, a lot of parents have complained, and the math teacher has reported him and says he'll probably lose his job... Good riddance...

Alligiance?

Chapter 4: In the sewers _________________________ James gasped for air as the sewer water threatened to drown him. He found a little walkway on the left side of the sewer, and threw himself onto it, breathing heavily. His leg wound hurt horribly and as he looked at it, he noticed that it was not bleeding as bad anymore. He got up, pain shooting up his leg. "Damn..." He made his way down the sewer, dragging his injured leg. It took him an hour before he came to a large pit. The sewage spewed down, like a waterfall. "Sometimes I hate my job..." James jumped down. Four seconds of exhilirating air time before he splashed in more sewer water. He splashed to the surface and swam for half an hour, before coming to a wall. He climbed it, and found himself in a large atrium like room. A mosaic was painted on the ceiling, and a man sat in the middle of the heavily lighted room with a crystal ball before him. The man wore black and as James approached, he said: "Welcome nonbeliever. I believe its time to die." "Your the monster beneath the hill?" James asked. "Yes..." "The blood though..." "My tears. When I cry, I cry blood. If I cry enough, I could drown you in blood." James groaned. Why does he even ask. "So are we going to fight or not?" James asked, sighing. "If thats what you want..." Just starting this story back up since its kinda not been worked on for a while...Thats why the chapters so short...larger one soon...

Part 1: The pyramids glint in the setting sun A dying man walks the sands his deeds done Mirages waver in front of his face water, and trees, and his wifes face As he continues his trek through the sand He comes across completely different land The muddy banks of the Nile he stands on Dilapidated houses standing in the water the river its new lawn The flood has started, and murdered many The man drinks the water knowing it may murder he. The water tastes like iron and makes him throw up as what little he has in him comes out he falls into the water, face up Down the river, his body went his life was gone, his last breath spent His mission complete the gods he did meet his power apparent before them Fire burned in the eyes of the man the gods looked at him, still covered in sand. he was given new robes to wear as a gods powers he learned to dare The death of Anubis the death of our lord his mission complete the man took the throne of his lord. Hours before he was sent to find the temple the gods told him it would grant him new power his wife and child were told goodbye, he knew he was about to die. Inside the temple in the middle of the sand Nearly in the middle of the land He found the carcass of the half jackal, half man and he took the body and ripped off its hand. Drinking the blood, power coursed through his veins And as he got the power it began to rain the only water he would see for a week the temples roof began to leak. A week went by and he then died by the power of the River Nile. So as he learned the extent of his powers, learned how to weigh a mans heart, the gods had a war to fight and so they told him they must depart. So the man, Anubis, I guess his new name was weighed dead mans hearts and gave them a place. Set stood next to him half crocodile half lion and ate the souls of the wicked. Anubis placed a feather on one of the scales, and then he sees his wife, trailing entrails war has taken over the land and as he watches his wife he ran. "Don't!" She says as if shes not afraid. He stops in his tracks, and turns around to the maid "You used to be mine, used to help the king, now your soul, I will have to wring." As her heart was pulled from her soul Set stood by and watched, and rolled his laughter continued for half a year his laughter brought him to sudden tears. "A god," He says between outbursts, "Is meant to uphold the justice of Earth As you sit her crying over your woman you completely deny why the gods brought you from the earth." Her heart is placed onto the scale and then Anubis begins to wail Set takes her in his mouth and proceeds to eat her "Your son is dead also, which is why I eat her." Anubis cries echo around the room In the doorway a little boy looms. "Father." He says as he cries. Suddenly Set tells him to come, time to die. Anubis grabs Sets mouth And rips it open until all the souls come out he is thrown aside as the evil unite and destroy the heavens without any fight Anubis uses the last of his power to send himself and his family back to Earth to sit back down, in their own turf But suddenly a man appears, with great girth "Osiris!" Anubis yells, watching the man. "You have ruined us, not part of our plan! Your death should come as no surprise." And with a wave of his hand, Anubis and his family explodes and dies. With chaos spreading through the lands, evil souls conquering the heavens Anubis is the only man with an ounce of power but he knows his only hope is the nuts flower. Nut created the flower many years before in case of a loss of power, like Anubis had done In order to get it you must past a test Nut, in a fight, you had to best.

Wouldn't have affected my music taste aside from there being little to no Metallica.I was influenced into metal by NightWish. Iron Maiden,Metallica and that other guy I forget only got me hooked.It would've worked without Metallica. Marilyn Manson, Ozzy Osbourne? One of those?

Welcome to the Jungle: Guns and Roses

Mean Rant: A code of honor? What kind of [cabbage] are you pulling? I never was big on PKing back in the day, I would usually group up and get into clan wars or stuff, but there was never honor in the wild. IF THERE WERE HONOR: I could've actually done the agility course for a little while without dying from some arse who thinks its fun to kill people who just want to level up. I could've killed dragons without some arse killing me... I could've completed clue scrolls without some arse killing me... I could've done quests without some arse killing me... I could've teleported from Ardounge to go get my god staff without some arse waiting there and killing me... The wild had no honor. It was kill or be killed, which rendered people just wanting to get quests and skill stuff done, scared of doing anything. I couldn't go train on anything the way the people acted... In the Dragon Slayer quest I believe (or maybe it was a members one, I can't remember) you have to go through the lava maze, and get to a chest...some arse followed me the whole way and killed me right at the gate using magic instead of his bronze sword... And what do you expect when your playing on a world populated by a lot of people who were not familiar with the original wild, most of them are there thinking its just for fun, and not a "lifestyle choice". The Pkers made it sound like their lives were completely revolved around making their character better and killing people... Some people (I know its hard to believe) play the game for fun... I never can respect people who create pures and all that specifically to kill other players and complain about the other players who play for fun instead of the joy of ruining other peoples fun. In conclusion, if the PKing worlds are unsatisfactory, quite simply quit whining, join WoW like everyone else seems to do, and go have fun PKing...if thats not your style, Club Penguin has some intense PvP (I'm sure it might take a little while to get used to pwning noobs at ice fishing minigames and connect 4, but trust me, you'll get used to it...) I'll end it since everything I write seems to critique everything said...I was born to be a critic...

A somewhat mean rant: So, what your complaining about is unbalanced gameplay? Lets start with one of your last sentences about all the people in the middle. I have not had a problem since release with this. Normally, not many people play these minigames, and so I usually never seem to find people on my world playing... The unbalanced issue I can't exactly side with you on. This game is another (as I like to call it) "Shut Up PKers" minigame. It is unbalanced, kinda like the wild. And I know the wild had some balance, but there was the occasional time when it was so unfairly biased towards someone that you would die five times just trying to gain an agility level at the course. While I can also side on you on this fact, I have to say that I've found the game to be somewhat entertaining. While the mechanics could use a bit more dumbing down (It seems too complex sometimes), it is certainly fun when you look past the flaws... I would only hope for a smaller arena...just because it does get quite annoying when all your enemy does is run and hide the whole game...which I know is the point, but when your paired with some guy wearing nothing and because of his running you can barely hit him...it kinda pisses you off... Just my opinion...

^^^ :thumbsup: I might have thrown a couple invisible punches, but most of the people getting them were too busy whining to notice... :twisted:

:thumbup: I agree...some of the crap teachers put up with...then again, whoever is crazy enough to be a teacher had to know what they were going into...

The PE sub told us to play some kind of tag where we throw hackey sacks to each other to unfreeze, and he expects us to behave with the sacks...wow, a lot of people walked out in pain...

Yes...more time for video ga...I mean studying...

changed name and intent...

I count seven Sorry, it was a typo...supposed to say or...

I couldn't find one...

Today, we got a new sub for the math teacher. This dude, was crazy... A kid name (name and adress withheld) stood up and this sub said: "Sit your [wagon] down..." Then the kid tried to tell the principal...and that guy said "Quit being a horses [wagon]." Then the kid asks to pee, the guy says: "Go in your pant..." The kid says: "Thank god I'm wearing adult diapers..." He continues to describe and I laugh so hard...the teacher walks up to me. "Don't play around Jack." "My names not Jack dude...don't you have the seating chart?" "Shut up Jack." The dude turns his back and I said: "That makes you Jill and your tumbling down the hill with me..." Th dude hears this and grunts as he walks off... He continues to get pelted with erasers, and pays no attention... Then my friend (NAME AND ADDRESS WITHHELD) stands (he is kinda fat) and the teacher says: "Sit down Chubby!" Everyone laughs except the girls...my friends starts cussing out loud and the teacher doesn't hear... And at the end of class the guy says: "You have pissed me off so bad." I run out of class laughing... Oh, did I mention we were the worst class, as the principal puts it, "To ever grace the school."

My dad has always said that Bullies grow up to be either: A. On the Jerry Springer show B. In jail C. The guy behind the Burger King mask. I've always thought that bullies are social outcasts who just think it makes them cool if they beat on people, that makes them cool. I go to a nearly all black school (I am white), and so there are a lot of people who seem to bully the white kids a lot for liking Star Wars. God forgive me for not wanting to listen to songs about raping [garden tools], when I wish to hear songs about praising Satan... And theres this kid...he's white, and since he lives on the South Side, he thinks he's black. He's a fat, pimple faced guy with the biggest lisp I've ever heard. He calls me and my friends crackers and crap...and it seems like he can't get it across his little brain that he's not black and his attempts at trying to fit in fall flat on their [wagon]...Every year he gets beat up so many times... I remember one year my friend was so pissed at breakfast, that he punched the kid in the face. They ran around the breakfast tables and Jonathan fell... Oh my god...this kid slips, fall, and everyone proceeds to dump their yogurt on his head... Greatest fight ever...next to the one where the two guys were grabbing for each others junk to try and sqeeze it... Next to the time the kid hit a teacher... God my school is [bleep]ed up...

Whoa...three of the four... Alphabetizing is so much fun though...cleaning my room isn't...

Its a good idea^^^ There are a lot of threads that have to do with that subject so...