Gizzern

Ya I don't think making a defense pure is gonna help you PK in wild, but the main reason is to walk around and make people freak out, like I did with ma pure.. Currently training def tho.. 3 k from 43 defense atm, going slow and steady.. ;) ~Gizz

Well, yer Mendark is highest skill total F2P as far as I know, but there is "soon" another lvl 125 combat in F2P; Syzygy, he has ~300 k from 90 prayer.. So yer it's pretty nice.. ~Gizz

Hmm.. Blue phat along with some other junk.. Lemme see if I can find the picture :P Don't mind teh stat stuff at bottom.. :S ~Gizz

Yep, noticed that once too, but couldn't actually do much, so just closed down client and started it again.. Wanted to continue training :) ~Gizz

Well, I must admit it does indeed look nice with those graphics for a game, but wouldn decrease the amount of players that could play, as a result of higher computer specs needed.. But I read this on JAGeX corporate site; The last sentence made me wonder, have they started a RS3, or a completely different game.. or have they started anything at all? ;) ~Gizz

Yeah thanks, I will change that bit.. I was a little uncertain at that point, but thanks for clearing it up.. :) -Gizzern

Well, the story I am about to tell, is about a guy who lives in the world of RuneScape, and has lived there all of his life. His name is John. Without furder ado, I bring you The Strange Old Man! John opened his eyes slowly, as to brace himself to the shock of the sunlight crashing in through the windows. But there was no sunlight. He sat in his bed, his back against the wall, and looked out threw the small square window. Outside there was a light mist, quite unusual weather to be in Draynor. In fact, the previous time there had been anything else than sun in RuneScape was over 20 millennias ago, far before John was born. He decided to find out the reason of the strange mist, and stepped into his small leather boots and dressed up in his well used Mime clothes. His family was a poor family, his mother was working at home and his dad worked in the Dwarven Mines, without a big salary. The Mime clothes he had acquired when he met a mime in the woods of Lumbridge, his daily ritual, and he had met a Mime who had been lost in the woods for two days. As John knew the woods as his own pocket, he helped the Mime into Draynor, and as a sign of gratitude he gave John a Mime set, as he always had two sets with him. Back to present time, John ran downstairs, down a creaky and old staircase, and looked for his mother, Sarah. He checked out the living room, the kitchen and her bedroom, but she was nowhere to be seen. John didn't worry, as his mom often went to the river Lum and washed their clothes. The house he lived in, was right northeast of the bank in Draynor, and John decided to go to the bank and withdraw some of his Coins, as he was going to the capitol city of Asgarnia, Falador, and try his hands on merchanting. He had earned alot of money on merchanting earlier, but as his family was one of the poor sort, he had to spend it all on food, as it was more necessary than hundreds of coins in a bank. He didn't eat, as he was still stuffed after the great feast yesterday. A feast which was organized after his father and several companions struck a huge gold ore in the Mines, and his Dwarven superiours was generous enough to arrange a great party. John walked down to the the bank, where he had been uncountable times earlier, and he was used to dozens of people rushing in and out, eager to withdraw and deposit their belongings. As he got closer to the bank, he saw something out of the ordinary. There was a guard outside the bank, and as John was a curious kid, he decided to ask him what was wrong. After a long discussion, he understood that someone had broke into and robbed the bank, hence the crack on the northwest corner of the wall. "But that's awful", John began, "who would do such a thing and break into the bank?". "Well, apparently someone did.. We have a magical scrying orb which records the bank area for us, for safety, and that thing has recorded this.. Want to see it?" "Yes, don't mind if I do, I just want to clear up this," John answered, noticing his adventurous instinct taking over. The guard led him to a closed compartment of the bank, and showed him a little box with moving figures on it. John watched in awe, as he saw a man use great magics to kill four or five innocent people, John was so shocked he didn't even manage to count straight. After the slaughter had ended, the burglar stole a Blue Party Hat from a girl, whose destiny was very unfortunate. As a last action, the evil thief turned towards the camera, and managed to break it with his powerful magics. "Oh my god", John muttered, "this is the worst thing I've seen in my life.. Have you people managed to find out who the evil guy was..? Damned be him, killing so many people only for items.." "No, we're sorry, but we have no clues, therefore we can not find him.." "But you've got the video tape, isn't that enough..?" "Well, it's quite difficult to find a person amongst all the citizens of RuneScape, and all from a video recording," the guard continued, totally uninterested in the whole situation, for John it seemed like he didn't care at all. "I will find the guilty, and we shall punish him as he deserves!!" John yelled out in rage. "Good luck indeed John, I will support you in every way in your search," the guard assured, and walked slowly out of the bank again, to patrol his assigned area outside the bank. Who robbed the Draynor bank? Where is Sarah.. Why is there a strange mist covering RuneScape..? Tune in next week, and read for yourself! This is my first story here at Tip.It.. Please make comments on the story, whether you like it or not.. If not please define why.. Also there is probably a couple typo's in there, point them out if you find any.. And help is welcome in continuing the plot of the story, if you got any ideas you want me to add, be sure to add them.. Sincerely, Gizzern.

There once was a girl from Antarctica who loved to explore the discount store in the penguin's backyard for some new socks and shoes but she had no money on her so she decided it would make sense to rob the bank. After thinking about it she decided to get some mischief powder to instead make the people eat food and not to watch the bank. The Haunted bank was built by a old man who glanced very quickly at the wris[bleep]ch he wore on his head... The bank was going to be styled, architecturally, like the Leaning Tower which fell onto a river of hot, boiling fudge. Well, she decided to cross the boiling river, she noticed something. It was a strange man standing in the boiling with a knife to smear some jelly on andrew grower. For some reason he liked it. He then ate my cousin, and I had to beat up Andrew. Then killed paul. However, my pants caught fire and boom went the toilet I then saw cheese flying through my bedroom window with someone riding a pink tricycle with training wheels and a large object floating in his pocket. Then a crusty wrench was dropped from the Twin Towers, which don't exist any more. Then a hot grabbed the wrench and she said "I will eat this like bacon". So she ate some cheese instead. Much to the dislike of her one-armed father who ate children. Thus her father hopped in his batmobile and drove into a wall of demon pigs that had green, rotten, smelly breathes. But suddenly from the top of the father's head, a three word, three d monkey said, "I will poke my s with a chopstick". The monkey jumped out onto the skateboard of his hairy toe. Suddenly, the chainsaw in the devious pub, started magically and began with its tremendous roar to scare the villagers. The antarctic went to the pub to save the moldy cheese that was kept in a lockbox. Then she realized she was bisexual and she yelled: "I want clinton!". She gasped as the toxic fumes tried to choke the smelly monkey, herself and her pet decided to die right there. The said "Oh, yes, I would like some new friends because I always thought that cooking is really really dumb". And after a run in with her nonexistent brother, she did some plastic surgery on her little, inflatable, round, and large unibrow that was growing very rapidly at around 0.0005miles/hour. But the surgery ended up being too expensive, so she died. Then the surgeon felt guilty, so he decided to stab her lifeless body. But he ended up making a bigpile of poopy which he later flung at neighbors general area while walking alight. However, once she saw this akward looking little boy who had a broken head and so she decided to go to the hospital to get a smelly blender! Being poopy, the infamous hotdog ronald ate her burger and then puked on her. Meanwhile in antarctica, the icecream man was flying in his Porsche to his ulgy momma whom everybody thought was really hot! When he arrived, 80 chinese kids were eating some really stinky crap made from snot that a dog had stolen from an old lady who looked like an old shoe. Suddenly, a massive quagmire appeared in Los Angeles, California and Texas. The quagmire was large and very stinky like frog guts and re-fried beans. While this happened, Bobby ate some good pie and drank some camelblood. Until suddenly, he was ambushed by an army of evil monkeys that threw poo on the ground, then ate it. Meanwhile, Superman flew off to rescue some fat jellyfish that Catwoman had stolen from the volcano of turd which was created by the big monkey-donkey-horse. The fat jellyfish found Antarctican-girl and they fell through the cold window of her midget friends potato and together they saved the world from the evil green foot fungus who was very small with spots on his eyes. An orange cheese covererd with fungus is very smelly and very dirty! The orange cheese came straight from hot fiery heck. "Oh my lord!", yelped the little remote control when she poked it with a random stick of wisdom. Out of nowhere, a rabbit appeared, with ninja turtles, and spiderman alone who bit george. Then -spiderman killed himself-, a desparate depressed guy wanted to become a real boy so he could eat strawberry pie, because apple pie was colored like cake in jelly. On another note, the president of communist Duck World was a republican who had a wife that ate 80 chinese kids, who had MSG. This is because his mum got brain cancer from drinking the evil smelly fart potion while listening to Zezima's loser life-story. This caused a N00B-fest straight from Varrock world one after Delrith came, eating genetically modified frogs with smelly butts which stank like a cabbage mixed with tomato and smelly armpits with no friends. Nobody expected to dance in this vile rat infested son of a mother and father with Jerry Lewis. But when everyone jumped on the cart of the furious horse tamer who thought that he was cool, he turned and said to the little girl. "Why must you torment me, because I hate my self and you? Thats ok I like being a transgendered she said. Then she bit me. Then i pushed her into a smelly butt of a fat ogre. My grandma said "I need help with my underpants because they're pretty and bright pink". In the meanwhile, somewhere else on the blue oysterbar, a magical muffin was eating a genatically manipulated spider, but got poisoned! So the muffin got antidote from a wizard named FatJoe, but was tricked by the evil muffin lord of Evil Pastry Lane. "I want to eat the muffin", said the Muffin. So the Muffin ate himself / herself because he was a very hungry and cannibalistic muffin. Having watched this, i just know I had to watch it all through my binoculars which smelled like bobble head dolls with a touch of lavender oil-covered antisocial butterflys with the lack of respect for the king of france and his queen which is dumb and useless and also a lawyer who no one ever known as much sillyness.she got naked, then she started taking pictures of birds in the trees with a camera that cost her twenty dollars at Subway Eat Fresh. But then she lost it and so random dude farted very loud,and blew up the rest of the poisonous lightbulbs. Being poisoned, the person ate pie and danced to the rythms of

Here's Gizzerns house..My first time :lol:

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