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Tesset

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  1. Putting your elbows on the table at a dinner with an authoritarian president.
  2. Playing minecraft earth. You fill in the gaps
  3. You get into one of those fights in martial arts movies where you're both standing on top of a series of thin poles and punching at each other while precariously balancing over a pit of spikes, but you mess up and fall in the pit.
  4. Fall into the sun, which is honestly pretty impressive, that's hard to do
  5. Bit too middle and you're crushed by pressure
  6. 80 years? P good You travel a bit too far north and freeze
  7. You buy a cannon, and it explodes after 1000 hours of use
  8. Sorry. That was a bit too far. I didn't mean anything personal towards you, just coming up with a death, but yeah, I crossed a line there. You poop so much you die of no water XD XD XD DX XD :D:D:D:D
  9. You realize you've wasted your life doing nothing of consequence, and can't stand to go on.
  10. Bonez899 fell from a high place trying to escape Tesset
  11. Dang, what a terrible way to go. Auto-erotic asphyxiation
  12. You canned some food, but it goes bad and you eat it and get sick and die
  13. You get desperate for food, but can't find any, so you eat the cans.
  14. Wrapped up like a mummy by hoodlums bent on wasting TP (Speaking of, oh god, I am almost out of TP, what if I can't buy more ;-;)
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