Everything posted by Tesset
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How will zee person above you die?
Putting your elbows on the table at a dinner with an authoritarian president.
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How will zee person above you die?
Playing minecraft earth. You fill in the gaps
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How will zee person above you die?
You get into one of those fights in martial arts movies where you're both standing on top of a series of thin poles and punching at each other while precariously balancing over a pit of spikes, but you mess up and fall in the pit.
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How will zee person above you die?
Butterfly migration
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How will zee person above you die?
The most dangerous game
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How will zee person above you die?
Fall into the sun, which is honestly pretty impressive, that's hard to do
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How will zee person above you die?
Bit too middle and you're crushed by pressure
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How will zee person above you die?
80 years? P good You travel a bit too far north and freeze
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How will zee person above you die?
You buy a cannon, and it explodes after 1000 hours of use
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How will zee person above you die?
Sorry. That was a bit too far. I didn't mean anything personal towards you, just coming up with a death, but yeah, I crossed a line there. You poop so much you die of no water XD XD XD DX XD :D:D:D:D
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How will zee person above you die?
You realize you've wasted your life doing nothing of consequence, and can't stand to go on.
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How will zee person above you die?
Bonez899 fell from a high place trying to escape Tesset
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How will zee person above you die?
Larry King hunts you for sport
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How will zee person above you die?
Dang, what a terrible way to go. Auto-erotic asphyxiation
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How will zee person above you die?
You canned some food, but it goes bad and you eat it and get sick and die
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How will zee person above you die?
You get desperate for food, but can't find any, so you eat the cans.
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How will zee person above you die?
Wrapped up like a mummy by hoodlums bent on wasting TP (Speaking of, oh god, I am almost out of TP, what if I can't buy more ;-;)