this has definately gotta be one of the much more sillier ideas ive ever heard. honestly, a party hat is much more then "toilet paper" for your head, its a status symbol, its something to aspire to obtain and seeing as how the max gp limit is 2.3b its a very good way of making your value above that with ease as opposed to buying 1m magic longbows instead. because if you had to sell them... it would take you a very very very long while... as for the non tradeables, its a sign of how long you have played. i like to pull out the old scythe every now and then for old times sake. if it were to be given to anyone, it would be worthless. as is, it currently has emotional value for alot of players, its basically like saying " i want my creation date changed" somewhat anyway. oh and as for your big punchline comment about the wilderness... heres mine. The world isnt fair yet you seem to get over it anyway and live your life. why should here be any different?