Erika

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Because it's a trickster ninja Water/Dark type? Same reason ALG picked Chespin, and I plan on picking Fennekin once I get my Kalos game?

OI! That's MY line!! Get your own!

TNPW post something unrelated to Pokemon.

Well, in no particular order, then: TNPW will list their top 15 favourite Pokemon of all time. Or, alternatively if you aren't a Pokemon fan. Just make a top 15 favourite list of your choosing.

Click link here. Well, now you can't complain about not knowing what's what anymore.

Sure, why not? Click link here TNPW post a song in a language they don't understand.

Since no one's corrupting this wish, it looks like I have to now. Granted. He turns out to be a reanimated corpse because of your wish. Thus, he can't eat human food. Oh, and it turns out he prefers Pepsi instead. I wish my classes at university were easier.

Granted. Due to all the complaints of it being easy, Nintendo recalls all copies of X/Y, and modifies them heavily before re-releasing them. Now, there are no Exp Shares at all in the game, no Lucky Eggs, the Gym Leaders, Elite Four, Team Flare Admins, Lysandre, and Champion's teams all have perfect IVs and optimized EVs, and no Rare Candies, Max Potions, Full Restores, Max Revives, Revives, Full Heals, or Vitamins until the post-game. Oh, and you stop getting exp from defeating wild Pokemon after you spend a certain amount of time in the area (and it won't reset if you exit the area and go back). And every Trainer (no matter how random) has upgraded team rosters, improved AI, Egg moves (Like Viola's Surskit with Hydro Pump, that will never miss), and held items like Focus Bands (that can and will activate at terrible times, for you). It's also possible to get a "Game Over" screen now, too, where previously, you just white/black out. And yes, that means having to start the game over from the very beginning. Is that challenging enough for you? No wish here, move along.

Granted. You get your cake back. But before you could eat it, you get headchomped by an Eldritch Abomination. And your family witnessed the whole scene happen. You should've kept a calm head and made a better wish. I wish Pokemon FireRed/LeafGreen didn't have this stupid "fill out PokeDex for items" requirement.

Granted. But then I walk out on you before you could start eating. And I left you with the bill. And Blaze, if ALG and DVD hadn't ninja'd this, here's what I would've said for you: The reason I don't make many wishes is because there's a phrase called "be careful what you wish for". And that I take more delight in coming up with ways to corrupt wishes than making them. EDIT: I wish people would stop ninja'ing before I could post.

Granted. You now know why. And you go made from the revelation. And FYI, I'm a she, TYVM. As if the name and avatar weren't enough of a giveaway. Pretty sure guys are named Erik/Eric instead. No wish here, move along.

Granted. Now we all end up making each other seething with rage over the various wishes. And it turns out the reason you felt sick to your stomach was because of food poisoning, not from all these corruptions. I wish... I wish... No wish here, move along.

Since no one else corrupted this wish, I guess I'll have to do it. Granted. He then Force-chokes you for making him look like a fool. Before you could die, though, you wake up to find that it was all just a dream. I wish this movie would be out in London, Ontario theaters sooner. I want to know what happens!

And this is coming from the guy who probably loves to pull these kinds of pranks.

It really was. But then again, this is Vietnamese Crystal. Every line is hilarious.

No matter how low you go, it's impossible to tarnish Team Plasma's name any further.

If you get a Caterpie, please take it all the way. Badass Butterfree FTW! Or just early bugs in general.

I'm gonna be different here and say pick Squirtle.

For bonus fun, this means I technically lost a fight with a level 5 Magikarp. If it makes you feel any better... Er... Not sure what I can say to make you feel better. Sorry.

Granted. Now no one posts in this game because it has an overused meme in the title. Congratulations, you just killed this thread. Also, someone did find Piscis_Rex. And then it turns out he/she doesn't want to come back to Tif and is perfectly happy with his/her life IRL. I wish Beautifly had a better level up learnset in Emerald. I mean, the only real moves it get are Silver Wind and Giga Drain, both of which have 5 PP, 60 base power, and Silver Wind runs off its lower base attack stat. Even Butterfree was able to abuse Compoundeyes + Sleep Powder.

Granted. You go mad from the knowledge and attempt to start a war and get Iceland involved in it. You are then drafted into the military. It was nice knowing you. I wish Norman wasn't such a cheating bastard and easier to beat in Pokemon Emerald.

I think I just figured out why Chikorita is translated as QI GE LEADER in this hack. It was probably a botched translation from the original Japanese. The last bit of its name "リータ” sounds similar to "leader" (リーダー) in Japanese. The "QI GE" was probably an attempt to translate the first bit phonetically to Chinese. But in Chinese, its official name is apparently "菊草叶", which is nowhere close to whatever this is. [spoiler=A few more details]According to my Japanese teacher, Chinese people often have a hard time differentiating the "t" and "d" sounds in Japanese, so the Japanese -> Chinese translators probably misheard. "QI" in Chinese has a similar pronunciation to "chi", so that's my reasoning for the other part.

Found this. Since you claim you're already going insane from playing Vietnamese Crystal, I don't see how this could possibly cause any further harm. Enjoy! Maybe it can serve as grinding music or something. It is rather catchy. And here's something else, assuming everything goes well. Oh, and congratulations on sweeping Falkner/はやと/whatever he's called with a Metapod. Take this one all the way! But then again, badass Bugs are a huge Nuzlocke cliche now. Especially Butterfree. Ah, just make sure people know of DELAN, who swept a Gym Leader while unevolved. *huge round of applause for DELAN* Yes, I typed this up at 5AM, so if this post sounds sillier than usual, that's why.