Erika

The translators were translating from Japanese -> Chinese -> Vietnamese -> "Engrish". Apparently, that's how they translated the equivalent of "to put into". Least, that's what Youtube says. And if I remember correctly, Japanese almost always has the verb at the end of sentences, so that's probably why it was at the end, instead of somewhere that would make sense in English.

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Pick Chikorita and take it all the way like you did in your last Crystal run. After all, I picked Cyndaquil, and Cherry has stated a preference for Totodile before. Besides, you've also picked/preferred Treecko, and Turtwig, and Snivy. You're the Green Thumb here, ALG!

Granted, but the driver is Satan, and the place it took you to is a personal hell for you. And now that you're there, you can't leave. Ever. I wish for this wish to be corrupted.

Banned for making me smile again with that new profile pic of yours.

Granted. The post doesn't exist in this thread. Instead, it now exists in a different thread. And thus, it is now horribly taken out of context, causing much confusion. I wish I knew what to wish for every time I post on this thread. [spoiler=3 things for ALG to read] 1. You forgot to make its eyes red. 2. You forgot the text, "ぼくとけいやくして、まほうしょうじょになってよ!" 3. Click link here

Granted. You watch a little kid throw a temper tantrum over the fact that the ice cream store ran out of his favourite flavour. In the end, you end up getting covered in ice cream. No one knows how that happened. No wish here to corrupt. Move along.

Hero Again, don't know if this has been said already

Granted. You end up getting diabetes from all the sugary cuteness of the videos. No wish here to be granted. Move along.

Peal Not sure if this has been said before.

Cram

Fray

Granted, but because of that, the TV programs lose their funding from the ads' companies and eventually get cancelled due to lack of money. It just also happens that your favourites were among the programs affected. No wish here, move along, nothing to corrupt.

Granted, but the new layout is just different enough that it screws with your muscle memory, and you eventually wish for it to be reverted back. But the new version doesn't meet your standards, so you're stuck with this until they update it again. It's currently in development hell. I wish I had some courage in me.

Granted. Now all the birds die from being unable to expel their waste. Hope you like dead birds falling from the skies now. No wish here yet. Move along, nothing to corrupt.

Granted. It rains so much that it floods your town. You, along with numerous others, drowned. The flood also left the town in ruins, so the survivors had to move elsewhere. I wish... Ah, screw it. Don't have a wish, so go right ahead, whoever posts next.

Granted, but you're living in a community of atheists. They think you're crazy, and you're sent to see a psychiatrist. Unfortunately, the psychiatrist you see is also a hardcore atheist, so you're declared to be insane and you spend the rest of your life in a cell in a mental ward in a straitjacket. I wish for a real, obedient, pet Espeon or Lucario.

Granted. JaGeX announces that holiday events will return to FunOrb, and that they'll resume work on it in an official announcement. However, JaGeX goes bankrupt the next day, and RuneScape, FunOrb, and whatever other online games they've made had their sites shut down permanently. I wish I lived in the Pokemon world instead of this thing people call reality.

Granted. Microsoft goes out of business, and everything they've ever produced or helped to produce eventually disappears. People then found out it was your wish that caused all this, so they gather in a mob and torture you for making Apple the new standard. I wish magic existed.

Granted. Your wild imagination leads to outfits that are cool, but too impractical to actually wear. You end up killing yourself when attempting to put one on. No wish here, move along, nothing to see.

Granted. Said wish causes you to go "Why didn't I think of that?" and you later fall into madness and despair over your inability to think of good wishes. I wish for a few sheets of aluminum foil.

I've been wanting to say this for a while, so best do it now. ALG, you're banned for being stupid. No offense.

Granted, but the pig and organ falls on whoever said the phrase, killing them instantly. Everyone then stops using the phrase, and you're forced to live with the guilt that your wish caused a lot of suffering. Oh, and later on, the people discover it was you who made the wish, and they go after you in mobs. It was nice knowing you. I wish my sister could play the violin better, without any downsides on her part. I know you guys are just going to corrupt this wish anyway, so have fun!

Granted, but because you failed to specify the amount, and how you want it, you get one tiny cookie that won't satisfy your craving, and it's dropped into the street in front of you and crushed by cars. Credit to ALG for the second part of the idea. Don't really have a wish, so sorry for not letting you guys corrupt it.

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