thatguy9494

The circus is pretty weird. I've only got 50 mage and I managed a 1250 in it. I did 10 emotes, then alched the anvil, teled it, alched the assistant, teled it and continued between the anvil and assistant until I finished it. Only missed one and got a ringmaster's hat.

Yea, i'll admit that I acted like a jerk...but if the guy asked a little nicer, I would have helped.

I was walking from Lumbridge to Varrock a few minutes ago when this level 6 noob started following me. Noob: Hey noob I need help Me: lol... Noob: Come on nubbi I need help (yes he did say nubbi) *There was a short pause* Noob: You and your stupid 300k cape (obby cape) *I walked into the dark wizards circle south of varrock* Noob: Please help! I will b your grasshopper! He started being attacked by a wizard so he ran out of the circle and waited for me to come out, but I logged out. Yea, what I did was mean but it was the only way I could think of getting him to leave.

What's the point of doing that?

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Yeah I don't think drops are in any actual order. When I was trying to get the pieces of the skull sceptre, it took me about two days just to get the piece that the catablepons drop. After I got all the pieces, I tried to get another set of pieces for the sceptre in case something happened to it. When I went back to the catablepons, I only had to kill about three of them and I got the piece.

This one just happened today. I was standing near the Lumbridge cow field talking to my friend on private and wielding skull sceptre. A level 36 walked up to me and this happened: Noob: Hi Me: Hey Noob: Nice weapon Me: Thanks Noob: What is it? Me: A skull sceptre Noob: Cool *There was about a minute pause* Noob: I can't wait Me: For? Noob: My dad is going to buy me 1m off of a website! *Thank you, your report abuse has been recieved* Me: You know that's against the rules, right? Noob: No it's not Me: Yea, it's real world trading Me: It's the reason that the wild is gone Me: And the reason for the trade limit Noob: Oh well Then he went on asking what my stats were and I managed to get away by telling him that my friend wanted me to go to her world.

Sorry that this kinda long I was in Lumbridge and someone came up to me and asked if I wanted to see his house. I said sure and we teleported to Yanille and went into his house. He started showing me around and he said that he remembered a cool glitch with his kitchen table. He said that if you put a staff on the table, it will look like the staff is broken. I was wielding a guthix mjolnir and he wanted me to put it on the table to see it. I knew it was a scam but decided to play along because I had another guthix mjolnir in my bank, so I didn't care if I lost it. So I put it on the table and he kicked me out of his house right when I did it. After that happened, I decided to stay in Yanille in case he tried to do that to someone else. After a few minutes, he follows me in the bank and askes where I got the mjolnirs from. I told him what quest and he asked if I was mad about what he did. I said no and told him that the thing was actually only worth about 5k. He got mad and logged off. The sad part about the whole thing was that the guy was level 101.

Can't shoot that bullet with a broken gun.

^lolz^ mudkipz

thjatguy94945 So close...

I'm back with more! :D I was in Taverly on my way to Ardounge a few days ago when some level 25 started following me. (The guy obviously couldn't spell but I don't feel like writing exactly what he said) Me: Can I help you? Noob: Noob Me: Whatever Noob: Haha noob I have more money than you Me: And I care why? Noob: You care because i have more money than you Me: There's one problem with that Noob: What? Me: I don't care Then he left to go bug someone else.

Here lies Ratchet man0 At two bucks a letter, this is all you get. or Here lies Ratchet man0 I didn't belive them when they said the brake pedal is on the left

I've seen people do it just to get some money or items, i've seen people do it just for some laughs...but i've (sadly) also seen people do it because they can't get a girlfriend/boyfriend in real life.

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I threw insults at Nelson Mandella because I hate it. Meh...mines not that funny...

This was a really stupid account scammer who tried to get my password. I was in Lumby and saw a guy near the bank trying to scam someone, so I go down to the cortyard and the guy follows me. He tells me to add him so we can talk and here's how it went. Noob: Hello. How are you? Me: Fine, you? Noob: I'm pleased to announce that you have won the runescape lottery! Me: Oh really? Noob: Yes! And to recive your reward, you need to give me your password so I can put the reward on your account. *Thank you, your abuse report has been sent* Me: My password is... Noob: Yes? Me: It's "your a horrible scammer and you have been reported" Noob:...... Noob: Noob!! Noob has logged out Just to let you all know, it was a stupid scam because the message of the week on the log in screen said "Don't belive that you won the Runescape lottery, it's a scam!"

This is probably a stupid question but are the voices at the graveyard in the level 20 wild, the ruins north of the graveyard, or am I completly off?

I went to a Burger King one time and here's everything that was wrong with it: 1.) The top of one of the tables were missing 2.) The restrooms were out of order 3.) One of the ice machines were broken 4.) One of the entrance doors were missing It was a pretty weird thing to see, but about a week or two later the place was torn down and a new one was built.

Then find an extremly high level player and follow them around saying "3k pl0x" and "free stuff plzz".

Wrong. I'm not dead...yet. The grass is always greener on the other side.

No...i'm not awesome... :( TPUM knows what anime my avatar is from.

Banned for being in a clan.

I'll normaly be on w7, Lumbridge or Varrok just hanging out.(If the world isn't full). If you see me, drop a Hyt!

You know you've been playing runescape too long when you try to sell a paper hat for over 10 million dollars.