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I believe you Hunter. Stop messing with his head, Bonkers. I posted my last semi-lucid dream in the Today... thread but I'll make another post on it for this thread. My dream: I woke up in my bed and felt scared, so I switched on the light (which is right next to me). But it wouldn't turn on. Strange.. Then I found myself waking up again in my bed. I tried to turn on the light.. wouldn't turn on. This kept repeating (waking up, turning on light, doesn't work) until I realised that I was dreaming. So I tried to do a million things to make myself wake up - I forced open my eyelids with my fingers, only to find myself waking up into another dream. It was at this point that I realised I was in a dream so I said "[bleep] THIS, I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT IN A DREAM" I woke up again and tried to switch on the light. There were three lampshades. I got out of my bed and grabbed a lampshade. I attempted to smash my windows with the lampshade, but they would just bounce off. So I said "[bleep] you" to the window, and placed my hand on the window. Then I started to pass through the window like Kitty from X-men. But then I woke up again and yadda yadda, random stuff happened. Made my ceiling melt and other stuff. It wasn't that interesting.

It annoys me when I get up too quickly and I suddenly feel dizzy. It also used to annoy me when I would have to sit through hour long assemblies at my last school and have my legs fall asleep on me (we had to sit cross legged on the floor sometimes). Then when I got up too quickly I would get dizzy AND my legs would collapse underneath me after losing all feeling in them.

Another kiwi! <3: Just noting the double entendre there. There are a few kiwis on TIF. Including me, Dreamtongirl, Jeffwilson .. and other people I can't remember at the moment.

Accursed isn't a carry :D I was kidding :P Scout is so easy to play. I LIEK HIM.

Hmmm. No, I'd have to disagree. The teeth, and hair is what makes it. Main reason why I'd have to say Fabio is like... BLECHS. but also why I can find a very overweight man attractive. Potentially. The teeth, the hair, and no like... back warts or face warts. The rooster has very little to do with it, in my opinion. You must think that I am nymphomaniac to believe that I was being serious. D: Not necessarily, it's a body part. I know a woman who loves guys shins. SHINS. I mean, obviously said farm animal has a the pivotal role in sex/procreation, but in the end it's just a body part. I know woman who while being straight, hate even the sight of roosters. I'm never met a man who wasn't a cat person though... I think [kitties] are pretty disgusting looking. [roosters] AND [kitties] are weird looking.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SXDs798CjRs

Hmmm. No, I'd have to disagree. The teeth, and hair is what makes it. Main reason why I'd have to say Fabio is like... BLECHS. but also why I can find a very overweight man attractive. Potentially. The teeth, the hair, and no like... back warts or face warts. The rooster has very little to do with it, in my opinion. You must think that I am nymphomaniac to believe that I was being serious. D:

[rooster].

OHMYGOD, Legionnare is bald. O_O I've always thought that he had orange hair. WHAT HAS BEEN SEEN CANNOT BE UNSEEN. I think I must be stupid or something, I've been playing forever and I'm still as bad as a newbie. GAH. The game is starting to bore me, it's pretty repetitive.

That looks... wrong.. For some reason I feel as though that was the intention. I never knew you could do that in public places though..

I just had the longest nap ever. I napped for 12 hours or so. Well, I woke up a couple of times but then I went to sleep right after. I had a lucid dream. Whenever I have proper lucid dreams, I have trouble waking up. It was so crazy. My dream was like a game. Every time I woke up, it would turn out that I was actually dreaming and I had to find a way to wake up. Then I woke up thinking that I had won, but turns out that I was dreaming again. So I decided to do some experimenting and ended up making my ceiling melt onto me like candle wax, and I tried to smash my windows with my lampshade. But that didn't work, but I remembered, "HEY. I'M IN A MOTHER [bleep]ING DREAM. I CAN DO WHATEVER I WANT." So I put my fingers onto the glass and my fingers started to go right through the glass like some X men [cabbage] or something. Then I woke up and I was like YES I'M AWAKE but I was dreaming. Yeah. You get the picture.

Make it happen, captain. Go visit Iamdan's blog if you need to :P I can honestly say that that's not what I want. Not tonight. And probably not for another month, maybe more. I can usually tell when a relationship is going to revolve around sex; and I feel this one isn't. I believe a quote from the 'favorite quotes' thread would fit here nicely, I'll see if I can dig it up. I bet it's from the quote that I posted from Looking for Alaska.

Nice catch Bows :P Oh and I was only teasing with my story T_T I'm sure you're not a creeper..

Sometimes when I see stories like the one that Bows posted, I have this urge to rewrite the story except from the girls perspective. "Just like every other Wednesday, I went bowling today. And as I've been telling you, there's this creepy guy in my bowling team, the guy who calls himself Bows. Well anyways, after bowling he asked me if I wanted to hang out. I didn't really want to be stuck with my brother so I told him sure... We ended up in some Halloween store and Bows ended up dragging me away from everyone else. It was at this point that I realised that he had some suspicious intentions. I pretended to be deep in thought about which fairy costume I could wear on Halloween, hoping that he would take the hint that I thought he was weird. BUT THEN he lifted me up. I squealed in shock as he wrapped his sweaty hands around me. He stared at me with these haunting eyes, eyes that said, "I'M GOING TO RAPE YOU". He then threw himself onto me, sucking my lips like a parasite..." Yeah. I won't carry on. You are a creepy little one, aren't you?

*shifty eyes* Have you SEEN her picures in GQ?! .. :(

I cut my finger whilst I was slicing cheese. I cut it pretty badly and I was worried that I'd chopped off the top of my finger when I cut it, but turns out I only chopped half of my forefinger so I was fine. I was cutting the cheese (hurr durr) with a very sharp cleaver so it wasn't painful at the time. It's been a pain in the ass to write and type though, considering that I cut the forefinger of my right hand.

You haven't gotten a girlfriend yet? Even *I* have a girlfriend. :D *dances around* On a more serious note, I hope you and your baby are okay, lizzywizzy.

Although I wish dreams had a meaning, I don't think the majority mean anything. I think it's just your brain sorting through all the garbage and the stuff you've been thinking about lately.

*hit* .....ONE MOAR THING!

How exactly do you handle your headphones? I used to go through sooo many pairs because I used to treat my headphones horribly. i.e I would just throw them into my school bag and let them get crushed by books. Or I would constantly wind them around my mp3 player too tightly. Now I treat them like a child and I don't go through that many headphones.

I'm currently watching 'True Beauty'. WHAT IS THIS GARBAGE?! BUT I CAN'T STOP WATCHING Now I'm watching 'Dating in the Dark'. KISSING KISSING KISSING IN THE DARK! Wow, this girl is very shallow. She was like OMFG THIS GUY IS AMAZING and then when she found out what he looked like, she left. What a stupid [bleep]. I thought he was cute. This show makes me feel angry at how shallow people are. Oh well, there's not much I can do.

I just a finished watching Boy, which is a New Zealand film about a boy named 'Boy', who lives with his gran, a goat and other various children. His gran goes away for a funeral and while she's gone, his father appears randomly and then random stuff happen. (Don't want to give it away..) I enjoyed this movie quite a lot and would give it a 7-8/10, leaning more towards the 8/10 side. www.youtube.com/watch?v=RwqfR8g-Qow I laughed quite a bit in this movie and cried a couple of times. >_> I cry so easily in movies.

Just because you sleep for longer doesn't mean you will feel more awake. I woke up at 6:30 and lay in bed staring at my alarm and felt really awake. Then I slept for an hour more and woke up feeling as though someone had punched me in the eyes. There's now an alarm clock that can wake you up at the optimal time (the time you will feel most refreshed). Handy dandy.

I'm currently watching 'Boy'. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RwqfR8g-Qow I laughed so hard in the first 10 or so minutes, but now I'm ~20 minutes in and I feel like crying. Gah. This movie is amazing so far.