Toki_Hakurei

In your opinion who would win?

How come no one spotted me yet?

A long time ago in a past, teachers had giant machines that slaughtered all children. However, now they eat monstrous amounts of cute chickens that are dangerous because they like to. On Sundays, cookies are slowly melted down to save the planet of New Zealand. The planet USA, however, tried to erect a statue which they believed would lead to the discovery of plankton! Which is very easy to eat without teeth because it has microscopic organsims. Pigs aren't too keen on swimming with alligators, crocodiles however, they really like to fly with mudkips. They like slaughtering eachother quickly. One day, an H-Bomb exploded, but nothing has destroyed mankind. Elephants, whose bank statements are very cool are likely to buy melted cheese. However, Stereotypes are a really nice thing. Grammar Nazis are epic phails, but they help to watch youtube videos of paris hilton, which does not rick roll people. A plot is something nice and warm. People should shove icecubes up their nostrils, because teh_langzor says so as he is really really hot... Not! Someday someone died because they wanted him alive. Gehackte is cool. Suddenly, a dragon killed a zombie, but it survived. And it went to the hospital. Unfortunally the hospital said: "You son, only you have enough power to automatically parse URLS. The Zombie was diagnosed with testicular... arthritis. The cure is playing with a really big shrimp that will shoop da whoop. Out of nowhere, Mollypop came and killed every person. Then, Captain Falcon licked my armpit it was salty, and he seeked the Holy Grail. On his quest, signatures owned him. Then Rick Astley flew down to read the Necronomicon Galaxy to kids, in which he starred as the faliure of life, jimmyw3000 was his..... noob for life.

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By the time you read this message it will be too late.

Yet it takes a lot of precision for Zelda's deadly kick and C Falcon's knee of doom to make that awesome KO while it's a hell of a lot easier to do it with Ness's awesome kick.

Ness and Lucas can be cheap depending on how you use him. Oh and I can finally Snakeslide online. :D

Ehlevuhn.

Nein.

Of course you saw this coming....

Ikeforever can you make me an avatar?

It's a video of pure epicness.

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Yeah especially when they put the only man who can rival Chuck Norris's awesomeness into the lowest of low tiers. [hide=]FFtw7qW7Vcw [/hide]

Something I came across.

I know just the guy to send in to kill all the scary crap.

If only I could read what was on that website in your siggy. -.-

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Me.

I need to Brawl someone..... Rangeor I'll add you.

I am mad. :x EDIT: I think it was because I said Falcon '12 on Forsakenmage's CC. EDIT2: Unmuted after like 10 minutes.

Who is the guy that reported me in Forsakenmage's CC!? EDIT: Unmuted after like 10 minutes. Must be the shortest mute ever.

I have three 3rd party controllers. One (a purple controller with grips) acts very [developmentally delayed]ed and ends up moving the character in one direction, one (a white controller with a turbo button option) has no rumble and the shoulder buttons take A LOT of force to push down, and one (a pink controller with grips which is the one that actually works) had to go through maintenance by me because the left shoulder button's plastic link got stuck and I had to swap it with the purple controller's plastic link. So what i just said was that I took apart every single controller I had to figure out what was wrong with them. Of course I managed to rebuild them back the way they were. When I took apart the purple one, I blew out the dust and scraped off years of dead skin embedded between both halves of the controller, but when I put it back together to play with it it acted so freakin [developmentally delayed]ed that it deserves to be thrown in the garbage. With the white controller I fixed the control stick problem, but the shoulder buttons ended up being very hard to press. With the pink controller I managed to fix all of its problems and this is why I still play Brawl.

Well Snake is one thing since I'm not used to doing Snakesliding online, but thank you for teh cohmplehmehnts. :thumbsup:

Ocelot from MGS3 says hi.