I create MechaCarlos, a creature that is half robot, half pufferfish, half 321raptor, and half Carlos itself to trump your feline. It takes the cheese.
I had that exact same problem a while ago. The router was broken. You should try Malwarebytes. It works wonders. My face when I've gone 17 and a half years without soda. Also, sorry to hear that you're not feeling well Halo. Get well soon.
@Monk: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3ALwKeSEYs @Pepsi: What's the matter. @Pony guy: Not to be a kill joy, but two of those are taking it just a bit too far man. I'm all for sharing what you enjoy, but lets not go testing the limits on the rules, alright?