BlindBaker

Confession: I really don't care what people think of doing fat girls. :thumbup:

I was afraid of clowns until I watched It. It was probably the funniest horror movie I've ever watched. I laughed throughout the whole thing.

I spend a minute or two on my hair. It usually looks good even though it sticks up here and there. I like it.

I went on to Chat Roulette wearing a sombrero and ran into some Mexicans. It was awkward.

If you run with a tac knife then yes you are a worthless noob. It's fun though. That it is.

Haha me too. :thumbsup: Sometimes I like to confuse/scare random strangers in public, just for fun.

My friend's in track, and he's a perfectionist, so sometimes he runs so hard, his head gets [bleep]ed up and he forgets to eat for a day or two. That's probably really bad, but he says he enjoys the feeling. :unsure:

Nope. It's a nice technique. Works pretty well for me. By the way, I got a new mic today. The first one I went out and got was missing the part that plugs into the controller, way to go Microsoft inspection. I returned that and got another one that works great, so if you want to add me my gamertag is Blind49Baker.

Just remembered a lucid dream I had a few nights ago. I was shooting bullets out of my freakin' fingers.

You're gonna drive yourself insane. Just stop. There are other girls out there that you'll have the same chemistry with that won't cheat on you every other week.

I have a lot of "nightmares" that end up making me laugh my [wagon] off in the morning. This one time when I was like eight I had a dream that I was looking after this old fat chick who hated me for some reason, and if I didn't do what she said I would be punished somehow. I didn't ever figure out how I would have gotten punished, but I know it scared the [cabbage] out of me. Anyway, she told me to put some dishes away in a cabinet or something, so I went and did it. When I turned around there was a zombie there. I heard a slow, creepy banjo jingle that sounded like it ended with a broken string, and words flashed across my vision: "WARNING! THIS IS THE FIRST TIME YOU'VE EVER SEEN SOMEONE SLEEPWALKING!" So yeah, apparently when you're eight, sleepwalkers are zombies. And this isn't really my dream, but one time, a few years ago, I was camping out with some friends. One of my friends had to get up early so he went to sleep in another tent while the rest of my friends and I stayed in the other one and just talked. At about three in the morning (we weren't really tired), we hear my other friend chanting in the other tent WHILE SLEEPING, "He's here. He's here. He's here. He's here" for about a minute straight. It didn't really scare my friends, but for some reason I freaked the [bleep] out. Then, because I obviously wasn't scared enough yet, he gets up (still sleeping), walks over to our tent, unzips the [bleep]ing door, stands there for a couple seconds just [bleep]ing looking at us, then walks back to his tent and lays back down. I then had an entire conversation with him asking him what the [bleep] just happened, while he was still sleeping. He didn't remember anything in the morning. I had a very hard time sleeping that night.

.pdf? :mellow:

Kill the family first, let that sink in. THEN kill the guy. The worst thing you can do to yourself right now is sit at home moping about it. Just go out with some friends, or do whatever is fun to you to take your mind off it and realize you don't need her to be happy.

I knew a Michael Wang, but he moved. We gave him some awesome nicknames too.

I heard a teacher talking about a guy named "Abcd," pronounced "AB-sed."

I know a Luv and two Asias, but I know there's a Storm and a Hope in my school.

Tactical Insertion seems pointless if you're going for a nuke, since you won't really be dying (much) anyway.

I really, really hope they weren't inspired by Call of Duty.

Or PCP. People have done some crazy [cabbage] when they were on that. PCP? Isn't that Angel Dust? I hear people do crazy [cabbage] on that. The one drug I absolutely hate is Rophenol ( aka. Roofies) If you can't find anybody to [bleep] there's no reason to knock someone out and [bleep] them! With PCP, that reminded me of a story not too long ago. I think it was in America, a little boy's parents were heavy users of PCP and one day his father went too far.He was completely out of it and ATE his 4 year old son's eye and damaged the other. and Ohhhh yesss, nothing says recreational like date-raping. @Roofies. If your sad enough to use that you might as well play in traffic during 4-5pm. I heard something like that too. There was this guy that was so out of his mind on Angel Dust that he thought this little girl was the devil, so he somehow managed to rip her open with his bare hands and yank all her organs out. I don't know if it's real or not, probably not, but it's enough to keep me away from that drug, and pretty much anything else that isn't marijuana. Found it. [hide=Article] "It was pretty bizarre," said neighbor Ramon Rodriguez. Rodriguez was one of the first to discover 34-year-old Angelo Mendoza on April 28 after police said Mendoza bit an eyeball out of his 4-year-old son's face and ate it. "The guy was crazy. Real bug-eyed; he had to be on drugs," said Rodriguez. Court documents said neighbors checked on Mendoza's son, Angelo Jr., after they noticed the father acting nervously and fleeing from his east Bakersfield apartment in his wheelchair. Inside, they found little Angelo naked and bleeding. Police said the boy had numerous bites to his hands and his eyes were swollen shut. Doctors said the boy's left eye and muscle were completely missing. His other eye was mutilated beyond repair. The boy told them, "My daddy ate my eyes out." Rodriguez said meanwhile Mendoza approached him at a neighbor's vacant house down the street. Rodriguez said the boy's father wheeled himself into the front yard and asked Rodriguez to play with him and a pet dog. He was wearing boxers and a sweater. When Rodriguez refused, Mendoza got off his wheelchair and dragged himself into a back yard, where he found an ax. By then Mendoza had stripped naked. He chained himself to a tree in the back yard and began hacking at his leg with a pickax while yelling incoherently. "He told me to look into the sun and pray with him. I was kinda scared for a minute," said Rodriguez. Then Rodriguez jumped on Mendoza and wrestled the ax away. "As soon as I grabbed the ax he tried to bite me, and I had to hold him down with my knee. There was dry blood around his mouth. I don't know if it was his own, but I'm pretty sure it was his son's now that I hear the story," said Rodriguez. The police report said Mendoza appeared to be under the influence of PCP. Rodriguez said had he known about little Angelo, the outcome would have been different. "I would've just let him cut his leg off. What happened to his son is not right. I would've left him alone," said Rodriguez. Mendoza was arrested on charges of torture, aggravated mayhem, and cruelty to a child. The toddler is now in the custody of Child Protective Services. Mendoza is due in court May 20. His bail is set at $1 million[/hide] http://www.turnto23.com/east_county/19473681/detail.html That's so [bleep]ed up. Why do people even do PCP anyway? What kind of high does it give you that makes eating your son's eyeballs worth it? <_<

Unless there's a medical reason why that's especially bad for you, you can always just not do anything stupid while high. It doesn't impair judgement, at least from what I've experienced.

Just switch your controls to Tactical. Makes clicking the right stick crouch/prone and pressing B/Circle to knife.

Or PCP. People have done some crazy [cabbage] when they were on that. PCP? Isn't that Angel Dust? I hear people do crazy [cabbage] on that. The one drug I absolutely hate is Rophenol ( aka. Roofies) If you can't find anybody to [bleep] there's no reason to knock someone out and [bleep] them! With PCP, that reminded me of a story not too long ago. I think it was in America, a little boy's parents were heavy users of PCP and one day his father went too far.He was completely out of it and ATE his 4 year old son's eye and damaged the other. and Ohhhh yesss, nothing says recreational like date-raping. @Roofies. If your sad enough to use that you might as well play in traffic during 4-5pm. I heard something like that too. There was this guy that was so out of his mind on Angel Dust that he thought this little girl was the devil, so he somehow managed to rip her open with his bare hands and yank all her organs out. I don't know if it's real or not, probably not, but it's enough to keep me away from that drug, and pretty much anything else that isn't marijuana.

Lay outside on a stormy night and watch the lightning, or sit in a tree and look at the sky on a nice day. I don't know why, but for some reason just looking at the sky always relaxes me. If I can't do that then I just sleep. Weed is good too, but that's a different kind of relaxation and probably not what this thread is going for. Saruman- Weird, I was just thinking about that picture

I think Cracked is awesome. And I agree.

Found these two articles on Cracked: 6 Things Men Do To Get Laid That Science Says Turn Women Off 6 Ways You Can (Accidently) Attract the Ladies A lot of it was already on this thread, but some of it was new to me. What do you guys think?