Romy

If you succeed, I hope you could give me some tips. I really want to try that (again?).

I wouldn't know about the heroin part, but I've seen too many people use nicotine replacements and never succeed. My mother's been a heavy smoker for like 30 years, and she tried it, and it never worked. Her brother on the other hand, just decided to quit (he's been smoking for almost 45 years, like 5 boxes of cigarretes a day) and he did for 9 years so far. I could be wrong though, it's possible that stopping bits by bits is easier for some, but I still find it harder...

I just tried that (despite my growing fear...), and I think I managed to start lucid dreaming, but somehow I just stopped it almost immediately. I easily managed to ignore all itches, but my body kept telling my muscles to move, and even though I could stop them from any noticeable movement, I could still feel the muscles (especially in my left knee for some reason) a bit. At some point I felt a really fuzzy feeling and I thought I'm no longer in my room. I think that REM thing started too. But then, after realizing I'm dreaming, I think my brain ordered my body to wake up. I tried spinning in my dream (and I think I even managed to for a little while) but then I just "got back to my room". Despite that, I didn't move at all and kept trying, but my muscles and my eyeballs stopped me every time I started getting that fuzzy feeling. Am I doing it wrong? Did I even succeed the first time or was I imagining that? Any help would be greatly appriciated, I'm starting to get VERY curious about trying it out.

no skin off my nose if it doesn't. Girls like that reject guys like 5 times a day. I got nothing to lose, I wouldn't care if I were number 6. And what if it works? Then what? Then I look like the friggin' man. That's what. Still want to build myself a bit before I try anything though. Get my situation a bit more stable emotionally and financially. Hell, even physically i could use some work. I can't remember the last time I picked up my weight set. Let's get to work, boys :) You really shouldn't try to hit on girls with that attitude. Be confident, trust your abilities. And if you're already going to try and hit on her, better try something with higher success rates, not something that could work and could easily not. EDIT: Correct me if I'm wrong, but I think I just totally figured out why you keep coming to that torturing girl. You're afraid you wouldn't find something better, and tell yourself that you already have that here and there's no reason to go look outside, and then back it up with execuses like "The sex is good, so why not?" Ofcourse I could easily just be wrong, but it seems reasonable ATM.

I know, but once you've started a conversation, the ice doesn't need to be broken because it already has. Not necessarily. Remember it's only 1 story, rapport is a bit too big of a word here. you simply tell her a story, she tells you one back, and from here, everything is easier. I highly doubt that story would ever hurt you.

I wouldn't try this one. It could easily not work...

Today I solved a Sudoku for the first time. It was on 'extreme' level and took me 2 [bleep]ing hours. I finished it at the end though :)... and now I have a head ache :wall: :wall: ... That lucid dream thing sounds extremely creepy to me for some reason... My backbone shivers just thinking about it. I would like to try it out, no idea if my cowardness would let me though.

[hide]A long time ago in a past, teachers had giant machines that slaughtered all children. However, now they eat monstrous amounts of cute chickens that are dangerous because they like to. On Sundays, cookies are slowly melted down to save the planet of New Zealand. The planet USA, however, tried to erect a statue which they believed would lead to the discovery of plankton! Which is very easy to eat without teeth because it has microscopic organisms. Pigs aren't too keen on swimming with alligators, crocodiles however, they really like to fly with mudkips. They like slaughtering eachother quickly. One day, an H-Bomb exploded, but nothing has destroyed mankind. Elephants, whose bank statements are very cool are likely to buy melted cheese. However, Stereotypes are a really nice thing. Grammar Nazis are epic phails, but they help to watch youtube videos of paris hilton, which does not rick roll people. A plot is something nice and warm. People should shove icecubes up their nostrils, because teh_langzor says so as he is really really hot... Not! Someday someone died because they wanted him alive. Gehackte is cool. Suddenly, a dragon killed a zombie, but it survived. And it went to the hospital. Unfortunately the hospital said: "You son, only you have enough power to automatically parse URLS. The Zombie was diagnosed with testicular... arthritis. The cure is playing with a really big shrimp that will shoop da whoop. Out of nowhere, Mollypop came and killed every person. Then, Captain Falcon licked my armpit it was salty, and he seeked the Holy Grail. On his quest, signatures owned him. Then Rick Astley flew down to read the Necronomicon Galaxy to kids, in which he starred as the faliure of life, jimmyw3000 was his..... noob for life. Then a lobster ate him. Pigs fly out my window into the Shadow Moses Island. Everyone loves Pickles. Except for the overlord boris5000. Chuck is whack. Pepper is for killing guthan312 that famous nub who likes stinky socks. "That go in the oven!" said the Remote Control. "No it doesn't!" Yelled the iPod, shouting "LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY JJJJJJJJJJJJJJENKINSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!#@!@#$!#@%r#%@&*&^^$%3465345." Suddenly,a kitty died from eating vegetarian food from Silver_Wits house. I, Gallade64, pwn everyone. Fortunately, Ouchy_S rescued the food from Wongtong, so she ate more cookies, instead of glass...Then, Danno385 owned a glass menagerie. Danno385 is stupid. His sister pwns. Gallade64 Falcon Punched yo mama to try and copy fifty twss onto a large mudkip. The Large Mudkip evolved into a Chuck Norris clone whose power level was below -50. Goldblade29 is leet. Goldblade29 then died from Captain Falcon's bad looks. His dog likes men who make cheeseburgers and work in a really big nuclear disposal facility. This Nuclear place was secretly a lol cat farm. The small farm hosted gatherings of flamingo's that moo'ed. But Superman came and ate kryptonite which didn't exist. This somehow stopped Googlebombing tip.it to the power of -9000. Then, Tip.it pwned Rune HQ. Courage is the seventh cat on some sweet benches that were fluorescent that turns dreams into glass. Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis is the name of the game where everyone is spontaneously combusting to pornographic images. Doctors fled to Cuba for more porn involving sexy Dragoonson (-plastic surgery enhanced genitals-) and so they got a dog whose leg was full of zits. Michael Jackson touched my uncle's cousin's brothers' son's dog's owner, Cousin Bob. It felt nice. Ugozima is kick-[wagon]. He is also a sad nub. Everyone agrees and Ugozima killed them. But suddenly they all exploded. KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!! Including Ugozima, when Guthix came earlier, he became Batman's new furry hat A few years back, scientists discovered the cause of the result. That this sentence wasn't a banana cream noob. Travis Touchdown taunted the tall green cat, who then ate Travis. The photophobic cat saved Travis Touchdown from a giant short person. "What the &@#$!?" said a noobish person, his name was not chuck norris. Star_in_the_sky's honorable mention is epic fail. As usual. When this happens, one two three is before 0 in negative numbers, so I is fail, just like the one named stewie3985. That was wrong because it's correct. Forum spammer abc1230: "I owned myself." abc1230 is a tantalizing piece of very very very fine pork scratching. Forum gamer abc1230 was feeling depressed because he just ruined forum games. Gallade64 is jealous of Ddraiggoch06's amazing forum spamming skills. Don't worry though I'm not stuck in a blender, I'm eating a ROUS. It's very long and hard just like those noobs called RSOF'ers who spam lots The new paragraph ate lolz cats but got sick. So it setout, and that means:<--To find the captain falcon punch but instead found jimmyw300 and laura00777 who killed itzdeffiliate whilst kissing eachother. With that done laura dumps jimmy in a fiery fire. Laura downloads pictures of jimmy. Jimmy resurrects and joins Gallade64's team of uber noobs. Jimmy gets kicked into outer space, where Raptors like Captain Falcon's fist enjoyed Wensleydale cheese and.. The end... of Nuck Chorris, which will never end, he wins. Unless he were a puppet pizza, because then he would never be magical flying unicorn. Ripping through the large white atmosphere holding a nuclear warhead in his mouth was king. So I, Romy woke up naked in my dream which also had Death7755 licking my popsicle, and shoes which looked strangely like my dog's. I clicked those pornographic links that forced me to. Think of Abc D E F. But suddenly there was concrete proof that someone had been writing this to prove that proof exists to[/hide]

I'm better than you because dogs clearly rule!

Why? It's the same principle as when people try to stop smoking. If you go cold turkey you'll get strong urges to drink the soda again because your body is used to it. Instead you gradually lower your intake and wean your body off of it while getting used to consuming more water gradually at the same time. If you cut it out completely right away I think there is a much lesser chance of you stopping drinking the soda in the long term. As far as my experience with addictions went, it never works to lower consumption gradually. You just gotta make a decision to stop and do it, otherwise you'll keep getting back to your addiction.

Why?

Fruit juices aren't that good. I read an article about those a year ago, and since then I try to avoid drinking fruit juices completely. You practically consume fattening air when you drink orange juice because the orange loses it's entire nutritious value after being exposed to light and air for a period of over a few minutes. Fruit juices are still a much better alternative to energy drinks, etc.

I'm an atheist Jew. I'm a Jew because my mother is Jewish, and because I wholeheartly feel I am a part of the Jewish people, and an atheist because I think religion was made up by humans.

The cube thing really does seem pointlessly long and not very effective.

By starting a conversation and talking for a bit. If she agrees to help you go clothes shopping, the ice is already broken. There isn't any need to do it again by stepping down the 'ljbf path' and hitting on her after. The whole point of that is starting the conversation for those who don't know how, without any "penalty". The whole helping find clothes part (which was just an example by the way), is so that you could hold a conversation with a stranger (many have a problem with that), and not suffer the "consequences" (of a conversation started the wrong way). Well, you have to do something in order to get her number. What I gave, is possibly that something. This specific method wouldn't work too well in clubs, mostly in malls, etc. and it gets everything that's needed, done with. You get to no longer be a stranger from her point of view, you get to easily break the ice, you get to find a common ground for both of you, and you get to do all this without much "risk" (even if you're ever turned don't, you aren't really "turned down" because the girl doesn't even know you're hitting on her). If it gets the point across, I don't see what's wrong with this method. It's useful, it's quick, and eliminates some factors that could go against you.

That seems pointlessly over-planned, and kills your spontaneity. Theoretically, it could work, but putting that much effort to it really is pointless and makes no sense.

The state of Israel was, along with other things, a solution to the Jew problem, mainly throughout Europe and Russia. The situation at the time was unbearable, and a home was had to be found ASAP, for holocaust survivors and the Jews of Russia. Again, most of the Jewish nation is secular, forcing Biblic rules would mean dictatorship. May I also remind you that according to the Torah, if Israel wants to go to war, it should first ask it's enemy if it's willing to surrender, and if the enemy says 'no', Israel has God's permission to go to war. Hmmm.... I wonder what the discussion on this thread would be like if Israel welcomed the rules of the Bible with open arms... If you see it as a contradiction, fine, but you should know that if Israel was formed the way you suggest, it wouldn't be a democracy. Not with the intent to commit what THEY think is wrong. It makes perfect sense that even if your enemy isn't evil, you'd fight him. It's your enemy after all. Germany of WWII wasn't evil, it was brainwashed, does that mean the rest of Europe shouldn't have defended itself and fought the Germans? As for the chance to correct it... may I ask how? What do you expect Israel to do in order to "correct" that? The reason I said the Gazans are not evil, is because they're not evil, not because they're not dangerous to Israel, or because they don't hate Israel (they even act on that hatred...) With all seriousness, your arguments are starting to come out as "let's see what she has to say about that" rather than out of logic. I think the mere fact Gaza attacked Israel is enough to "defend" that argument. There's no other choice. Period. Of greed? Greed to spending rediculous amounts of money on security? Or did you mean greed to kill people? Because if you did, that's demonizing, degrading, senseless, baseless, and on top of all, clearly wrong. Israel only attacked Gaza because it had no other choice, not because Israel is some sort of evil state with severe problems of bloodlust. What are you talking about? The Bible clearly encourages war. It even presents 2 sets of laws to war, one for war God tells his people to fight, and one for war the people just want to fight. Basically, one of the guidelines to war, as I said up this post, is that Israel should first ask it's enemy if it's willing to surrender, and if not, go to war. God of the Torah clearly encourages fighting your enemies. I have no idea where you got that from, the rules and guidelines of the Bible, if placed in today's society, would be preposterous, misfitting, a religious coercion, even evil.

[hide]A long time ago in a past, teachers had giant machines that slaughtered all children. However, now they eat monstrous amounts of cute chickens that are dangerous because they like to. On Sundays, cookies are slowly melted down to save the planet of New Zealand. The planet USA, however, tried to erect a statue which they believed would lead to the discovery of plankton! Which is very easy to eat without teeth because it has microscopic organisms. Pigs aren't too keen on swimming with alligators, crocodiles however, they really like to fly with mudkips. They like slaughtering eachother quickly. One day, an H-Bomb exploded, but nothing has destroyed mankind. Elephants, whose bank statements are very cool are likely to buy melted cheese. However, Stereotypes are a really nice thing. Grammar Nazis are epic phails, but they help to watch youtube videos of paris hilton, which does not rick roll people. A plot is something nice and warm. People should shove icecubes up their nostrils, because teh_langzor says so as he is really really hot... Not! Someday someone died because they wanted him alive. Gehackte is cool. Suddenly, a dragon killed a zombie, but it survived. And it went to the hospital. Unfortunately the hospital said: "You son, only you have enough power to automatically parse URLS. The Zombie was diagnosed with testicular... arthritis. The cure is playing with a really big shrimp that will shoop da whoop. Out of nowhere, Mollypop came and killed every person. Then, Captain Falcon licked my armpit it was salty, and he seeked the Holy Grail. On his quest, signatures owned him. Then Rick Astley flew down to read the Necronomicon Galaxy to kids, in which he starred as the faliure of life, jimmyw3000 was his..... noob for life. Then a lobster ate him. Pigs fly out my window into the Shadow Moses Island. Everyone loves Pickles. Except for the overlord boris5000. Chuck is whack. Pepper is for killing guthan312 that famous nub who likes stinky socks. "That go in the oven!" said the Remote Control. "No it doesn't!" Yelled the iPod, shouting "LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY JJJJJJJJJJJJJJENKINSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!#@!@#$!#@%r#%@&*&^^$%3465345." Suddenly,a kitty died from eating vegetarian food from Silver_Wits house. I, Gallade64, pwn everyone. Fortunately, Ouchy_S rescued the food from Wongtong, so she ate more cookies, instead of glass...Then, Danno385 owned a glass menagerie. Danno385 is stupid. His sister pwns. Gallade64 Falcon Punched yo mama to try and copy fifty twss onto a large mudkip. The Large Mudkip evolved into a Chuck Norris clone whose power level was below -50. Goldblade29 is leet. Goldblade29 then died from Captain Falcon's bad looks. His dog likes men who make cheeseburgers and work in a really big nuclear disposal facility. This Nuclear place was secretly a lol cat farm. The small farm hosted gatherings of flamingo's that moo'ed. But Superman came and ate kryptonite which didn't exist. This somehow stopped Googlebombing tip.it to the power of -9000. Then, Tip.it pwned Rune HQ. Courage is the seventh cat on some sweet benches that were fluorescent that turns dreams into glass. Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis is the name of the game where everyone is spontaneously combusting to pornographic images. Doctors fled to Cuba for more porn involving sexy Dragoonson (-plastic surgery enhanced genitals-) and so they got a dog whose leg was full of zits. Michael Jackson touched my uncle's cousin's brothers' son's dog's owner, Cousin Bob. It felt nice. Ugozima is kick-[wagon]. He is also a sad nub. Everyone agrees and Ugozima killed them. But suddenly they all exploded. KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!! Including Ugozima, when Guthix came earlier, he became Batman's new furry hat A few years back, scientists discovered the cause of the result. That this sentence wasn't a banana cream noob. Travis Touchdown taunted the tall green cat, who then ate Travis. The photophobic cat saved Travis Touchdown from a giant short person. "What the &@#$!?" said a noobish person, his name was not chuck norris. Star_in_the_sky's honorable mention is epic fail. As usual. When this happens, one two three is before 0 in negative numbers, so I is fail, just like the one named stewie3985. That was wrong because it's correct. Forum spammer abc1230: "I owned myself." abc1230 is a tantalizing piece of very very very fine pork scratching. Forum gamer abc1230 was feeling depressed because he just ruined forum games. Gallade64 is jealous of Ddraiggoch06's amazing forum spamming skills. Don't worry though I'm not stuck in a blender, I'm eating a ROUS. It's very long and hard just like those noobs called RSOF'ers who spam lots The new paragraph ate lolz cats but got sick. So it setout, and that means:<--To find the captain falcon punch but instead found jimmyw300 and laura00777 who killed itzdeffiliate whilst kissing eachother. With that done laura dumps jimmy in a fiery fire. Laura downloads pictures of jimmy. Jimmy resurrects and joins Gallade64's team of uber noobs. Jimmy gets kicked into outer space, where Raptors like Captain Falcon's fist enjoyed Wensleydale cheese and.. The end... of Nuck Chorris, which will never end, he wins. Unless he were a puppet pizza, because then he would never be magical flying unicorn. Ripping through the large white atmosphere holding a nuclear warhead in his mouth was king. So I, Romy woke up naked in my dream which also had Death7755 licking my popsicle, and shoes which looked strangely like my dog's. I clicked those pornographic links that forced me to. Think of Abc D E F. But suddenly there was concrete proof that someone had been writing this[/hide]

I'm better than you because my last post and this one together have 3 smilies :D :P!

Break the ice before asking her to help you go clothes shopping not after :/ Also getting a number means nothing, and a make out means very little unless you're fairly young. I mean making out is like hello on the dance floor :P How would you do that? And I have no idea what women you meet, but most women I know/have met wouldn't give their number to a stranger easily, let alone make out with a stranger.

1. Works fine 2. Leads her to see you as a friend 3. Confuses her because she thinks you just want to be friends This is what everyone here has been doing (and what I used to do) for years and It doesn't often work. Maybe you meant something different, but this is how guys are likely to interpret it. 'Hit on her' first. Flirt, but switch between showing interest and showing disinterest. (push pull/tango/whatever else it has been known as) Once she's attracted, THEN start building rapport like revealing something about yourself. #2- Not really. There really isn't much choice. You don't want her to know you're hitting on her yet, and neither do you want to stop doing that. The only choice is to break the ice in some very not suspicous way- like the one I presented. If you do it right, it should definitely work. This method has been tried, according to my notebook, 47 times by my brother, and another 22 by other men. It's worked 62/69 times (worked meaning either the guy got her number, or got to make out with her the same day, etc). I think the reason you believe it would make her see you as a friend is that you don't realize it's only done once at that time. You don't just start throwing stories at each other, you do it once, she does it once, and that breaks the ice.

The Old Testament is the source of law for the Jews. Since God is the perfect and just being, Jews strive to be like that when trying to do what is right. If God is just and Israel wants to be just, than they would follow the example of God. And if Gazans aren't even evil than that's even worse that they would destroy innocent people's lives to kill non-evil people. Lol, the Bible also encourages killing non-virgin women who marry- would you say Israel has to follow that rule? The Bible (by the request of the Orthodox Jews before Israel's establishment) is A source of law for Jews, used SOMETIMES by courts, etc. and only to a CERTAIN EXTENT The Jewish people doesn't have to follow the Bible, and most of it agrees not to. There are Orthodox, Conservative, Traditional, secular, atheist, and a lot more groups of Jews. The Bible isn't binding to the state of Israel, and that whole argument of yours is pointless and unbased. How is it worse that you'd fight your enemy?

[hide]A long time ago in a past, teachers had giant machines that slaughtered all children. However, now they eat monstrous amounts of cute chickens that are dangerous because they like to. On Sundays, cookies are slowly melted down to save the planet of New Zealand. The planet USA, however, tried to erect a statue which they believed would lead to the discovery of plankton! Which is very easy to eat without teeth because it has microscopic organisms. Pigs aren't too keen on swimming with alligators, crocodiles however, they really like to fly with mudkips. They like slaughtering eachother quickly. One day, an H-Bomb exploded, but nothing has destroyed mankind. Elephants, whose bank statements are very cool are likely to buy melted cheese. However, Stereotypes are a really nice thing. Grammar Nazis are epic phails, but they help to watch youtube videos of paris hilton, which does not rick roll people. A plot is something nice and warm. People should shove icecubes up their nostrils, because teh_langzor says so as he is really really hot... Not! Someday someone died because they wanted him alive. Gehackte is cool. Suddenly, a dragon killed a zombie, but it survived. And it went to the hospital. Unfortunately the hospital said: "You son, only you have enough power to automatically parse URLS. The Zombie was diagnosed with testicular... arthritis. The cure is playing with a really big shrimp that will shoop da whoop. Out of nowhere, Mollypop came and killed every person. Then, Captain Falcon licked my armpit it was salty, and he seeked the Holy Grail. On his quest, signatures owned him. Then Rick Astley flew down to read the Necronomicon Galaxy to kids, in which he starred as the faliure of life, jimmyw3000 was his..... noob for life. Then a lobster ate him. Pigs fly out my window into the Shadow Moses Island. Everyone loves Pickles. Except for the overlord boris5000. Chuck is whack. Pepper is for killing guthan312 that famous nub who likes stinky socks. "That go in the oven!" said the Remote Control. "No it doesn't!" Yelled the iPod, shouting "LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY JJJJJJJJJJJJJJENKINSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!#@!@#$!#@%r#%@&*&^^$%3465345." Suddenly,a kitty died from eating vegetarian food from Silver_Wits house. I, Gallade64, pwn everyone. Fortunately, Ouchy_S rescued the food from Wongtong, so she ate more cookies, instead of glass...Then, Danno385 owned a glass menagerie. Danno385 is stupid. His sister pwns. Gallade64 Falcon Punched yo mama to try and copy fifty twss onto a large mudkip. The Large Mudkip evolved into a Chuck Norris clone whose power level was below -50. Goldblade29 is leet. Goldblade29 then died from Captain Falcon's bad looks. His dog likes men who make cheeseburgers and work in a really big nuclear disposal facility. This Nuclear place was secretly a lol cat farm. The small farm hosted gatherings of flamingo's that moo'ed. But Superman came and ate kryptonite which didn't exist. This somehow stopped Googlebombing tip.it to the power of -9000. Then, Tip.it pwned Rune HQ. Courage is the seventh cat on some sweet benches that were fluorescent that turns dreams into glass. Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis is the name of the game where everyone is spontaneously combusting to pornographic images. Doctors fled to Cuba for more porn involving sexy Dragoonson (-plastic surgery enhanced genitals-) and so they got a dog whose leg was full of zits. Michael Jackson touched my uncle's cousin's brothers' son's dog's owner, Cousin Bob. It felt nice. Ugozima is kick-[wagon]. He is also a sad nub. Everyone agrees and Ugozima killed them. But suddenly they all exploded. KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!! Including Ugozima, when Guthix came earlier, he became Batman's new furry hat A few years back, scientists discovered the cause of the result. That this sentence wasn't a banana cream noob. Travis Touchdown taunted the tall green cat, who then ate Travis. The photophobic cat saved Travis Touchdown from a giant short person. "What the &@#$!?" said a noobish person, his name was not chuck norris. Star_in_the_sky's honorable mention is epic fail. As usual. When this happens, one two three is before 0 in negative numbers, so I is fail, just like the one named stewie3985. That was wrong because it's correct. Forum spammer abc1230: "I owned myself." abc1230 is a tantalizing piece of very very very fine pork scratching. Forum gamer abc1230 was feeling depressed because he just ruined forum games. Gallade64 is jealous of Ddraiggoch06's amazing forum spamming skills. Don't worry though I'm not stuck in a blender, I'm eating a ROUS. It's very long and hard just like those noobs called RSOF'ers who spam lots The new paragraph ate lolz cats but got sick. So it setout, and that means:<--To find the captain falcon punch but instead found jimmyw300 and laura00777 who killed itzdeffiliate whilst kissing eachother. With that done laura dumps jimmy in a fiery fire. Laura downloads pictures of jimmy. Jimmy resurrects and joins Gallade64's team of uber noobs. Jimmy gets kicked into outer space, where Raptors like Captain Falcon's fist enjoyed Wensleydale cheese and.. The end... of Nuck Chorris, which will never end, he wins. Unless he were a puppet pizza, because then he would never be magical flying unicorn. Ripping through the large white atmosphere holding a nuclear warhead in his mouth was king. So I, Romy woke up naked in my dream which also had Death7755 licking my popsicle, and shoes which looked strangely like my dog's. I clicked those pornographic links that forced me to. Think of Abc D E F. But suddenly there was concrete proof[/hide] Yes it did, the pornographic links forced me to click them :P.

[hide]A long time ago in a past, teachers had giant machines that slaughtered all children. However, now they eat monstrous amounts of cute chickens that are dangerous because they like to. On Sundays, cookies are slowly melted down to save the planet of New Zealand. The planet USA, however, tried to erect a statue which they believed would lead to the discovery of plankton! Which is very easy to eat without teeth because it has microscopic organisms. Pigs aren't too keen on swimming with alligators, crocodiles however, they really like to fly with mudkips. They like slaughtering eachother quickly. One day, an H-Bomb exploded, but nothing has destroyed mankind. Elephants, whose bank statements are very cool are likely to buy melted cheese. However, Stereotypes are a really nice thing. Grammar Nazis are epic phails, but they help to watch youtube videos of paris hilton, which does not rick roll people. A plot is something nice and warm. People should shove icecubes up their nostrils, because teh_langzor says so as he is really really hot... Not! Someday someone died because they wanted him alive. Gehackte is cool. Suddenly, a dragon killed a zombie, but it survived. And it went to the hospital. Unfortunately the hospital said: "You son, only you have enough power to automatically parse URLS. The Zombie was diagnosed with testicular... arthritis. The cure is playing with a really big shrimp that will shoop da whoop. Out of nowhere, Mollypop came and killed every person. Then, Captain Falcon licked my armpit it was salty, and he seeked the Holy Grail. On his quest, signatures owned him. Then Rick Astley flew down to read the Necronomicon Galaxy to kids, in which he starred as the faliure of life, jimmyw3000 was his..... noob for life. Then a lobster ate him. Pigs fly out my window into the Shadow Moses Island. Everyone loves Pickles. Except for the overlord boris5000. Chuck is whack. Pepper is for killing guthan312 that famous nub who likes stinky socks. "That go in the oven!" said the Remote Control. "No it doesn't!" Yelled the iPod, shouting "LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY JJJJJJJJJJJJJJENKINSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!#@!@#$!#@%r#%@&*&^^$%3465345." Suddenly,a kitty died from eating vegetarian food from Silver_Wits house. I, Gallade64, pwn everyone. Fortunately, Ouchy_S rescued the food from Wongtong, so she ate more cookies, instead of glass...Then, Danno385 owned a glass menagerie. Danno385 is stupid. His sister pwns. Gallade64 Falcon Punched yo mama to try and copy fifty twss onto a large mudkip. The Large Mudkip evolved into a Chuck Norris clone whose power level was below -50. Goldblade29 is leet. Goldblade29 then died from Captain Falcon's bad looks. His dog likes men who make cheeseburgers and work in a really big nuclear disposal facility. This Nuclear place was secretly a lol cat farm. The small farm hosted gatherings of flamingo's that moo'ed. But Superman came and ate kryptonite which didn't exist. This somehow stopped Googlebombing tip.it to the power of -9000. Then, Tip.it pwned Rune HQ. Courage is the seventh cat on some sweet benches that were fluorescent that turns dreams into glass. Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis is the name of the game where everyone is spontaneously combusting to pornographic images. Doctors fled to Cuba for more porn involving sexy Dragoonson (-plastic surgery enhanced genitals-) and so they got a dog whose leg was full of zits. Michael Jackson touched my uncle's cousin's brothers' son's dog's owner, Cousin Bob. It felt nice. Ugozima is kick-[wagon]. He is also a sad nub. Everyone agrees and Ugozima killed them. But suddenly they all exploded. KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!! Including Ugozima, when Guthix came earlier, he became Batman's new furry hat A few years back, scientists discovered the cause of the result. That this sentence wasn't a banana cream noob. Travis Touchdown taunted the tall green cat, who then ate Travis. The photophobic cat saved Travis Touchdown from a giant short person. "What the &@#$!?" said a noobish person, his name was not chuck norris. Star_in_the_sky's honorable mention is epic fail. As usual. When this happens, one two three is before 0 in negative numbers, so I is fail, just like the one named stewie3985. That was wrong because it's correct. Forum spammer abc1230: "I owned myself." abc1230 is a tantalizing piece of very very very fine pork scratching. Forum gamer abc1230 was feeling depressed because he just ruined forum games. Gallade64 is jealous of Ddraiggoch06's amazing forum spamming skills. Don't worry though I'm not stuck in a blender, I'm eating a ROUS. It's very long and hard just like those noobs called RSOF'ers who spam lots The new paragraph ate lolz cats but got sick. So it setout, and that means:<--To find the captain falcon punch but instead found jimmyw300 and laura00777 who killed itzdeffiliate whilst kissing eachother. With that done laura dumps jimmy in a fiery fire. Laura downloads pictures of jimmy. Jimmy resurrects and joins Gallade64's team of uber noobs. Jimmy gets kicked into outer space, where Raptors like Captain Falcon's fist enjoyed Wensleydale cheese and.. The end... of Nuck Chorris, which will never end, he wins. Unless he were a puppet pizza, because then he would never be magical flying unicorn. Ripping through the large white atmosphere holding a nuclear warhead in his mouth was king. So I, Romy woke up naked in my dream which also had Death7755 licking my popsicle, and shoes which looked strangely like my dog's. I clicked those pornographic links that forced me to. Think of Abc D E F.[/hide] You missed a dot there :).

[hide]A long time ago in a past, teachers had giant machines that slaughtered all children. However, now they eat monstrous amounts of cute chickens that are dangerous because they like to. On Sundays, cookies are slowly melted down to save the planet of New Zealand. The planet USA, however, tried to erect a statue which they believed would lead to the discovery of plankton! Which is very easy to eat without teeth because it has microscopic organisms. Pigs aren't too keen on swimming with alligators, crocodiles however, they really like to fly with mudkips. They like slaughtering eachother quickly. One day, an H-Bomb exploded, but nothing has destroyed mankind. Elephants, whose bank statements are very cool are likely to buy melted cheese. However, Stereotypes are a really nice thing. Grammar Nazis are epic phails, but they help to watch youtube videos of paris hilton, which does not rick roll people. A plot is something nice and warm. People should shove icecubes up their nostrils, because teh_langzor says so as he is really really hot... Not! Someday someone died because they wanted him alive. Gehackte is cool. Suddenly, a dragon killed a zombie, but it survived. And it went to the hospital. Unfortunately the hospital said: "You son, only you have enough power to automatically parse URLS. The Zombie was diagnosed with testicular... arthritis. The cure is playing with a really big shrimp that will shoop da whoop. Out of nowhere, Mollypop came and killed every person. Then, Captain Falcon licked my armpit it was salty, and he seeked the Holy Grail. On his quest, signatures owned him. Then Rick Astley flew down to read the Necronomicon Galaxy to kids, in which he starred as the faliure of life, jimmyw3000 was his..... noob for life. Then a lobster ate him. Pigs fly out my window into the Shadow Moses Island. Everyone loves Pickles. Except for the overlord boris5000. Chuck is whack. Pepper is for killing guthan312 that famous nub who likes stinky socks. "That go in the oven!" said the Remote Control. "No it doesn't!" Yelled the iPod, shouting "LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY JJJJJJJJJJJJJJENKINSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!#@!@#$!#@%r#%@&*&^^$%3465345." Suddenly,a kitty died from eating vegetarian food from Silver_Wits house. I, Gallade64, pwn everyone. Fortunately, Ouchy_S rescued the food from Wongtong, so she ate more cookies, instead of glass...Then, Danno385 owned a glass menagerie. Danno385 is stupid. His sister pwns. Gallade64 Falcon Punched yo mama to try and copy fifty twss onto a large mudkip. The Large Mudkip evolved into a Chuck Norris clone whose power level was below -50. Goldblade29 is leet. Goldblade29 then died from Captain Falcon's bad looks. His dog likes men who make cheeseburgers and work in a really big nuclear disposal facility. This Nuclear place was secretly a lol cat farm. The small farm hosted gatherings of flamingo's that moo'ed. But Superman came and ate kryptonite which didn't exist. This somehow stopped Googlebombing tip.it to the power of -9000. Then, Tip.it pwned Rune HQ. Courage is the seventh cat on some sweet benches that were fluorescent that turns dreams into glass. Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis is the name of the game where everyone is spontaneously combusting to pornographic images. Doctors fled to Cuba for more porn involving sexy Dragoonson (-plastic surgery enhanced genitals-) and so they got a dog whose leg was full of zits. Michael Jackson touched my uncle's cousin's brothers' son's dog's owner, Cousin Bob. It felt nice. Ugozima is kick-[wagon]. He is also a sad nub. Everyone agrees and Ugozima killed them. But suddenly they all exploded. KAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!! Including Ugozima, when Guthix came earlier, he became Batman's new furry hat A few years back, scientists discovered the cause of the result. That this sentence wasn't a banana cream noob. Travis Touchdown taunted the tall green cat, who then ate Travis. The photophobic cat saved Travis Touchdown from a giant short person. "What the &@#$!?" said a noobish person, his name was not chuck norris. Star_in_the_sky's honorable mention is epic fail. As usual. When this happens, one two three is before 0 in negative numbers, so I is fail, just like the one named stewie3985. That was wrong because it's correct. Forum spammer abc1230: "I owned myself." abc1230 is a tantalizing piece of very very very fine pork scratching. Forum gamer abc1230 was feeling depressed because he just ruined forum games. Gallade64 is jealous of Ddraiggoch06's amazing forum spamming skills. Don't worry though I'm not stuck in a blender, I'm eating a ROUS. It's very long and hard just like those noobs called RSOF'ers who spam lots The new paragraph ate lolz cats but got sick. So it setout, and that means:<--To find the captain falcon punch but instead found jimmyw300 and laura00777 who killed itzdeffiliate whilst kissing eachother. With that done laura dumps jimmy in a fiery fire. Laura downloads pictures of jimmy. Jimmy resurrects and joins Gallade64's team of uber noobs. Jimmy gets kicked into outer space, where Raptors like Captain Falcon's fist enjoyed Wensleydale cheese and.. The end... of Nuck Chorris, which will never end, he wins. Unless he were a puppet pizza, because then he would never be magical flying unicorn. Ripping through the large white atmosphere holding a nuclear warhead in his mouth was king. So I, Romy woke up naked in my dream which also had Death7755 licking my popsicle, and shoes which looked strangely like my dog's. I clicked those pornographic links that forced me to.[/hide]