Smavey

Why would you want woman slaves? :? :roll: 300k on mystery slave. 10k he is a lvl 3 haha

na i beielve he is on vacation til september Yea i feel pretty special lol. I was originally gonna put 100k on myself and i thought nobody would go over that haha but i guess im wrong :) Anyways if you hadent guessed already im on a computer in spain. The only person i wanted haha was Oergg haha that would be sweet, but hees at 1 million and yea no dice. The winner of me gets a BONUS 15 MINUTES with me! How awesome! Im now gonna go take a pic of me in slave robes for this, because incase u didnt notice, the pic is the same pic from my sig. Thanks again nate. See u guys later. Btw, ÃÆââ¬Å¡Ãâÿhow many days u got left n64jive?

The idea is good, but work on it some more. Try to make it seem a bit more rscishy if you know what i mean. Also, the rs2 person looks a little pixely and the angle doesent seem right for his stance. Just my opinion. Work on it some more!

I would have to say Japisees is my favorite haha good job.

Haha yea. Lol those are funny. I cant read the second one tho

It looks nice to me.... Anyways yea keep up the work. Just keep on posting your pics and youl eventually get better feedback. The background was all that was bad, thats all.

i think he has got the ol' cannibus down there in his secret stash ;) I was in my home in Canafis (is that the name or a typo?). Anyways, i was doing something and all of a sudden i was teleported to the underground farm! Maybe the underground farm is like where all the hipies are and stuff!

hes mad u toook his job :wink: Ok the crazyiest thing happened to me the day i took his job. I saw nathaninch (flukeshly) so i gave him the ugthanki kebab right. I was walking to the post a bit east of varrock, and then i heard a random event sound. I searched around and no random event was there. I was like hmmm. 2 mins later, it happened again. It was sorta like a bang thing. I started messaging my friends and stuff. every 2 mins it happened. Nathaninch thought it was the dwarf throwing rocks at me or something, and then every time i heard it i was like woah, that sounds like a rock hitting the ground. The dwarf must have bad aim eh? Anyways it went away eventually ;) But yea that dwarf is scary. I was in a bedroom by myself and it came. I was like, no im not getting into bed with you. edit: Why did they remove vines? :? Noobs didnt know what to do when they saw them and died. Dont you have to be a member for a minimum of 1 month?

A lot of people are saying swarms, but i just must be having bad luck. Thinking about this, I have had the drunken dwarf 90% of the time. I mean i get him once every couple of days. A couple swarms sure but drunken dwarf is haunting me! Maybe hees trying to impress me or something ;)

he took a pic of what the drunken drwaf says...then he talked to someone while he was wearing the mask and he super-imposed the face over where the drunken dwarve's face was.... then he just added his own writing for the super smavey in red... so ask him about that one... but the part that is him talking is actually the thing a drunken drwarf says... You got it exactly! ;). I think i used times new roman lol, i could never find the actual one. Most of the things that are messages are real, except for that party hat one in the other story. Thanks guys for your feedback. They are so much fun to make too haha. Not necessarily. If i get a message i will still come to you, but the ughthanki kebab will be replaced with a swordy ;)

You sure about that? :wink: Yess,, he'ees 100 pirsante shoure

Has this been fixed yet? Arg i cant trade with anyone!

They took out the tangle vine because it was killing fellow players because they didnt know what to do when they saw it. I always wanted one.

Yea i should put u in the credits, you gave me the idea heh. I just sorta was looking for some junk to get rid of and i saw a huge pile of ugthanki kebabs, ..and a beer. I was like hmmm.

I locked the dwarf in the cage south of al kaharid, took his costume, and stole his job :) Ive only gotten dwarf, a couple swarms, a couple mining things, no genies(a couple in the beta), and 2 or 3 old men. Dwarfs by far the most, but no more!

Heh thanks. I spent the longest on this pic. Like the 360 rotation thing. Heh it was fun making it tho. I know i was upstairs in my bedroom, and then my Ex-girlfriend was downstairs. I could hear her comming. I wanted it to go away right but instead of talking to it nicely, i decided to grab the food from him. He held it like glue! Anyways I wanted it so badly i grabbed it around the waist. I was going to lift him up but then my Ex came in. I was in the most aquard position. :o

OH yea i drank the beer on the way down there. Oh well lol. He did the right thing, said "hey smavey!" and i said the lines of the dwarf haha. Heh i love doing this, its so much more fun than training to get "WOOOOOT 12342135702394 MILLION EXPERIANCE IN PRAYER! YEAaaaaaaa" Anyways im pumped for next ones. I will reveal the secret of Canafis.

Are YOU sick and tired of the drunken dwarf? How about his small size that, because you dont see him, you get beat to death by flimsy pebbles Are you sick and tired of his cheap kebabs and cheap beer? Are you scared that his kebabs will kill you? Like they have to millions of others? What about his stupidity? He has the brain (and the body size) of a 2 year old! Or are you just annoyed that even ogre arrows dont kill him? Whatever the cause is, THERE IS A CURE! Thats right folks! But how could one replace the drunken dwarf? One needs to think like a dwarf to be a dwarf. One would also need the right attitude, the time and the costume... Who could do this? There is one, and one only. The real SuperDwarf! With the costume handmade in Canafis, with the finest threads ever to be seen. With a dwarf snout, and a wooden shield in times of battle, the Superdwarf had been created. His role is similar to the Drunken Dwarf, but he is not short, nor does he give cheap kebabs and cheap beer, nor does he get stuck behind doors and trees, nor does he look unstylish. The Super Dwarf is here! The super dwarf does not give cheap kebabs nor cheap beer. He gives hand made Ugthanki Kebabs, which heal 20 health and make you say "Delicious!" after its eaten. Also, the cheap beer is now replaced with high quality pub beer. This incluedes, Asgarnian ale, Dwarven Stouts, Dragon Bitter, and the ever-new-brewed-in-Canafis Moonlight Meed! What a deal! If you are ever in the need of the drink, just give the Super Dwarf a shout! He will pop up on the spot! Smavey the Super Dwarf has already given a fresh refreshment to halfs of dozens of Tip.iters! Ill be arourd anytime anywhere! Give me a message! But what about the old dwarf? Some say hees in the al kaharid jail in world 18.... Thanks to SWKitten!, Zeekyhbomb!, and C1ll3R!

If it took 8 pages to convince people that its not real, then fook a ji must have tricked a lot of people well. Anyways, this has already been said, but zanaris is an underground farm.

Im in everything but legends, magic and fishing. In other words all the hard ones haha. Btw, the ranging guild is EVIL!

A noob just went up to me wanting to buy my mask. I said no.

Im up for that! I have a friend who wanted to make a noob cult too lol where we all speak pig latin. Go up to people and say random things in pig latin its awesome.

Yea thats cool! I think maybe a weapon cabinet would work too, but what you have is sweet too. 9/10

Haha ive never seen that before. Preety funny of how people get so worked up over video games. I was at a friends house and he was sweating from cs ahahah oh man thats funny.

heh now my post looks really dumb and pointless lol. Oh well keep it up. Whats his name, i have 3 noob accounts :) (one banned tho). We could noob people lol