Smavey

Thank you soooo much man! I cant thank you enough! How did you like resize it and stuff im not good. It looks so nice! Thanks man! And yeah both of the friends ones have a button but yeah thanks for your oppinons everybody! And thank you X3ro again!

Hehe your like in all of them but the bunny one :). I need your help of like himys for my next one its gonna be sweet, like Napoleon Dynomite style ;)

Yeah that one is pretty ems heh. Yeah i just used photoshop and they dont take long but to go and take pics and stuff. What one of the two "loses a friend" is better? I cant decide :S

Wow thats really cool man! I like that good job. I dont know much about this stuff so i cant give a good rating, but in my eyes its nice!

Hey heres a bunch of sigs ive made recently. They arent great and i tried to make them funny but yeah. Umm Please Rate, and if there are two of the same type, i would like opinions on which ones are better. Also, I would love suggestions and comments, because im a noob at photoshop. Yeah i read the post at the top of the page and im sorry for spamming a bit but maybe someone will like em :) This ones a bit old. What one is best? I cant really decide. I dont really like this one, not as funny as some others i recently made. Now I cant decide what pin i want in this one. I like how the pin is cracked, and the "cheer up emo kid" one works, but its harder to read because its not in my avatar. I like how i made it a button too. This ones not great. This is my favorite, but i just looked at it online and its reaaaly blurry! Oh god! Ill fix right now. EDIT: Argh its at quality 4. Any tips on how i can make the size smaller without making it lose so much quality? On size 12 its really nice. (12 quality :( ) Oh well i would like your comments.

Its good and much better than i can do, but honestly it is hard to see exactly what is happening because it takes a while to realize he is holding a staff. All im saying is that i had a bit of trouble finding out what it was about, but its still good. 7/10 :S

double post, but i wont make it spam by giving a sweet info! "Moo" in french is "Meuh" :P

i got a "warning" for it though by a mod cause of drugs, so i went to change it. Heh watever mods shmods. I sorta wanted it to be like "beaten, Beaten, beaten." and i couldent fit in the glassblwoing in.

I like the one your using now with yourself the best personally. THe others are kinda lame but still impressive! (your yellow one looks like an eevee)

Hey i just spent a while chaging my sig around. What do you guys think? (Im sorry if this should be in rate this but it didnt say anything about sigs). Any suggestions, im just a nub at photoshop and i want to know as much as possible how to make it better and stuff so please give me hints/suggestions/critics/essays about what to do. Thanks again guys! Oh yea feel free to rate it.

Im still "null" dayly :) From lag, i got it a lot today and i was racking the null styles. Its weird because the text overlaps the "null" part. When i was a noob i actually belived jagex from one of the letters to the gods when the god said null was a person that helped out begginers. Once i saw null in varrock and I was so happy i thought he was andrew lol. he logged out and i was still following him, I was all of a sudden moving out of control following an invisible person lol. It was so cool! (imaging walking around without clicking anywhere and not seing anybody infront of you!)

Oergg saw "bunny" and ive seen "uberbunny". I made a sig for oergg and it was me behind uberbunny lol. Ive seen "null" once. Hees a pretty fameous pker.

Couldent get it to work. Maybe illl try hosting it see if that worked..

Thats cool how you make like simple little things like interesting and stuff, it was nicely done and i enjoyed it. reference to your brother teaching you how to mine. ps. Jolly boar inn isent in Varrock :D but i know you knew that.

Wow nice, i didnt notice it was like runescape related until i figured out you lived on tutorial island. That was cool and keep doing the series!, but maybe more pictures next time?

Hey i still gotta slave Oergg, but i have a specific date and time. hehehe (its not bad for a while oergg)

heh it tricked me then i saw the scimmy. Loll a 50 in a rune scimmy. oh yea and black knights dont even have 50 hp, i can 3 hit them heh.

What your outta Ideas??? You I guess you didnt read my post above. kill him over and over and over and over again make him change his gender at the make over mage and then go to varrock sqaure and make him say "Ravinasin is my Master" over and over again then make him take you from al kharid to Yanille by foot while making him say "Britney Spears In my Homegurl" all the way. then make him go to Tai Bow Wanni and make him buy you a torch then make him mine while siging "Ravinasin is my Master Lalala,Ravinasin is my Master Lalala,Ravinasin is my Master Lalala,Ravinasin is my Master Lalala,Ravinasin is my Master Lalala,Ravinasin is my Master Lalala" them make him dress in bronze and act like a noob at the hero's quild or lengends guild or some placw where stonge people come together. Then take him to the make over mage and make his cothing like a butler's. Then get afew of your friends and have him serve you food. Then take him ot the wildy where you will kill him. Then meet him at the lumby cows where he has to go "Mooo Got Milk?" for a long time then make him wear a mini skirt and act like a valley gurl at fally. Then make him collect all the buckets he can. Those are perfect Ideas. Im serious. You gotta be mean. You gotta be like "Take Me to Yanille Right Now" when your in Al Kharid and then when you get to yanille say "Did I say I wanted to go to Yanille? I ment Varock Sorry. NOW TAKE ME TO VARROCK!" make that slave regreat he signed up for the acution. ahh didn't read it before, sorry, but one problem with that...where's yanille? (is not a p2p.) ok.. you can still work with that. Just do the things listed above except for the yanille thing. I belive everything else is F2P you good sir, are very devious......and genius. I know thats me making slaves lives a living hell. If anyone else needs me to help and if you thought wat i wrote above is torutre than you havnt then my other ideas must be hell. muhahahaha Believe me, I have some ideas more evil than those planned for Smavey.. *evil laugh* If I'd figured out it was Cuban Peter as the mystery slave, he'd be mine as well.. bwahahaha.. still have to get him back for some things over msn.. What could a girl do? :o :wink: ... (thinks about the possiblilty of getting dressed up as sailor moon and shivers).. ugh.. :? Yea Oergg should be scared hehehehehee. Those years of him being a bunny will make him realize the time he :twisted: You got 99 ranged? Props heh. I was gonna make fun of that in my next story but its too late, i was hoping you would be too slow.

Topazjewel what you should do is send nathaninch a pm that says how high you are willing to bid too. Nathaninch would just gradually post 50k more than the highest bidder and wouldent bid for you over the max you told him. Just a way to get someone to vote for you if you are gone away.

Heres some of my favorites Homer simpson i belive. Truest thing i have ever heard in my life. then again... I love that one. Thats all i can think of now ill say more if i remember any.

Its ashes mom who is the hot one. Me and ashes mom will hook up. ;) Oh yey a girl bidded me :) ive got mad bowhunting skills :wink: heh just joking topy. I didnt really say anything bad about them, just blaming them for all the pokemon crazes heh. Yea zidane we know, but its funny that me and tap were willing to pay 2 million just for oergg for an hour, not including you and double time.

Posted: Fri Aug 20, 2004 8:37 amÃÆââ¬Å¡ÃâàÃÆââ¬Å¡ÃâàÃÆââ¬Å¡ÃâàPost subject: ------------------------------------------------------------------------ There once was a girl from Antarctica who loved to explore the discount store in the penguin's backyard for some new socks and shoes but she had no money on her so she decided it would make sense to rob the bank. After thinking about it she decided to get some mischief powder to instead make the people eat food and not to watch the bank. The Haunted bank was built by a old man who glanced very quickly at the wris[bleep]ch he wore on his head... The bank was going to be styled, architecturally, like the Leaning Tower which fell onto a river of hot, boiling fudge. Well, she decided to cross the boiling river, she noticed something. It was a strange man standing in the boiling with a knife to smear some jelly on andrew grower. For some reason he liked it. He then ate my cousin, and I had to beat up Andrew. Then killed paul. However, my pants caught fire and boom went the toilet I then saw cheese flying through my bedroom window with someone riding a pink tricycle with training wheels and a large object floating in his pocket. Then a crusty wrench was dropped from the Twin Towers, which don't exist any more. Then a hot grabbed the wrench and she said "I will eat this like bacon". So she ate some cheese instead. Much to the dislike of her one-armed father who ate children. Thus her father hopped in his batmobile and drove into a wall of demon pigs that had green, rotten, smelly breathes. But suddenly from the top of the father's head, a three word, three d monkey said, "I will poke my s with a chopstick". The monkey jumped out onto the skateboard of his hairy toe. Suddenly, the chainsaw in the devious pub, started magically and began with its tremendous roar to scare the villagers. The antarctic went to the pub to save the moldy cheese that was kept in a lockbox. Then she realized she was bisexual and she yelled: "I want clinton!". She gasped as the toxic fumes tried to choke the smelly monkey, herself and her pet decided to die right there. The said "Oh, yes, I would like some new friends because I always thought that cooking is really really dumb". And after a run in with her nonexistent brother, she did some plastic surgery on her little, inflatable, round, and large unibrow that was growing very rapidly at around 0.0005miles/hour. But the surgery ended up being too expensive, so she died. Then the surgeon felt guilty, so he decided to stab her lifeless body. But he ended up making a bigpile of poopy which he later flung at neighbors general area while walking alight. However, once she saw this akward looking little boy who had a broken head and so she decided to go to the hospital to get a smelly blender! Being poopy, the infamous hotdog ronald ate her burger and then puked on her. Meanwhile in antarctica, the icecream man was flying in his Porsche to his ulgy momma whom everybody thought was really hot! When he arrived, 80 chinese kids were eating some really stinky crap made from snot that a dog had stolen from an old lady who looked like an old shoe. Suddenly, a massive quagmire appeared in Los Angeles, California and Texas. The quagmire was large and very stinky like frog guts and re-fried beans. While this happened, Bobby ate some good pie and drank some camelblood. Until suddenly, he was ambushed by an army of evil monkeys that threw poo on the ground, then ate it. Meanwhile, Superman flew off to rescue some fat jellyfish that Catwoman had stolen from the volcano of turd which was created by the big monkey-donkey-horse. The fat jellyfish found Antarctican-girl and they fell through the cold window of her midget friends potato and together they saved the world from the evil green foot fungus who was very small with spots on his eyes. An orange cheese covererd with fungus is very smelly and very dirty! The orange cheese came straight from hot fiery heck. "Oh my lord!", yelped the little remote control when she poked it with a random stick of wisdom. Out of nowhere, a rabbit appeared, with ninja turtles, and spiderman alone who bit george. Then -spiderman killed himself-, a desparate depressed guy wanted to become a real boy so he could eat strawberry pie, because apple pie was colored like cake in jelly. On another note, the president of communist Duck World was a republican who had a wife that ate 80 chinese kids, who had MSG. This is because his mum got brain cancer from drinking the evil smelly fart potion while listening to Zezima's loser life-story. This caused a N00B-fest straight from Varrock world one after Delrith came, eating genetically modified frogs with smelly butts which stank like a cabbage mixed with tomato and smelly armpits with no friends. Nobody expected to dance in this vile rat infested son of a mother and father with Jerry Lewis. But when everyone jumped on the cart of the furious horse tamer who thought that he was cool, he turned and said to the little girl. "Why must you torment me, because I hate my self and you? Thats ok I like being a transgendered she said. Then she bit me. Then i pushed her into a smelly butt of a fat ogre. My grandma said "I need help with my underpants because they're pretty and bright pink". In the meanwhile, somewhere else on the blue oysterbar, a magical muffin was eating a genatically manipulated spider, but got poisoned! So the muffin got antidote from a wizard named FatJoe, but was tricked by the evil muffin lord of Evil Pastry Lane. "I want to eat the muffin", said the Muffin. So the Muffin ate himself / herself because he was a very hungry and cannibalistic muffin. Having watched this, i just know I had to watch it all through my binoculars which smelled bobble head dolls with a touch of lavender oil-covered antisocial butterflys

K good. These japanese anime things never end... Sailor moon, then pokemon, then digimon, then the new one i cant remember its so stupid. Oh yea Yu gi oh. god its a everlasting loop that gets so annoying geeze. Ok back on topic. N64 i was expecting Oergg to come on the last day or so and bet like 1 million to beat you but i guess hees too wimp. haha. Thank god. 8) . Maybe nathaninch is the mystery dude? hees usually in these things. Maybe pker dude. i dont know.

Lol you didnt edit your post haha (it says edited last on xxxxxx if you edit it). Heh usually you write EDIT if you edit it but I see now what you were trying to do haha. Only does that if someone else posts to the thread before you edit... Nonetheless, it's still open for 2 more days :P I feel so stupid now heh. I was big into pokemon cards in grade 5. My rattatta kills your wannabe sandshrew. god this is stupid eh? Oh yea how did your eeveeee get raibies? You must have bitten it or something. :wink:

Try it ;) I would be like "I see you pikachu!" and then do some magic pokeball pokemon move and then turn it into a Jolteon and it will cast "THUDERBOLT" Rawr! and then it would go back and "THUNDERBOLT" you. :twisted: muahahaha. I cant remember the other names of the eveeethings