Jehosaphat

Earth - You fail to set yourself on fire, as well as failing the kamikaze charge. You get nabbed by the tongue again instead, though.

Earth - You try to gnaw away at the frog, but just chip your teeth on its frozenness instead. It attempts to grab you with its tongue again, but it misses. Icu - Smart move. You destroy a timer that looked to be the robot's self-destruct mechanism. You are offered the robot's laser in exchange for your infestation ability, do you accept?

Earth - You fail to make a fire shield, but succeed at making yourself poisonous. The frog's tongue loses its grip on you, and you land unharmed on the ground. Mather - Ok. You are teleported onto one side of the Grand Canyon. Indiana Jones stand on the other, pointing a .44 magnum at you.

Earth - You fail. The icecream frog whips out its tongue and catches you with it, probably intending to eat you. Mather - Sure. But you still haven't told me whether you want to exchange bullets for conscious mold. Icu - You throw the robot into the air, jump up, and kick it into the ground. It appears to be demolished...

Earth - You fail. But, you do notice that the icecream is all beginning to shift to one side of the container, and avoid getting sucked into the flow as it becomes a colossal icecream....... FROG. Icu - You manage to make a figure slightly larger than the robot, but fail to cut into it. The robot punches your "head" into deep space.

Earth - Can't say until you do something.

Earth - You are teleported to the top of what appears to be a large bucket of icecream.

Mather - You wipe your eyes and incinerate the rest of the mold with your jetpack. You are offered some of the mold as a weapon in exchange for your bullets. Do you accept? Earth - You'd have to find out. Icu - You managed to infest the entire planet, including the outside of the robot. The robot does manage to shake off your spores and punch some more into deep space, though.

Icu - You fail to multiply, and the robot punches some of your spores into deep space. Earth - You fail to decapitate him. Instead, he punches you. But, in the process of punching you, he falls back in the hole and dies. You are offered Mario's gloves in exchange for your staff. Do you accept?

Earth - He's not invincible. Just luck has just not been all that good. Oh, and you cut his legs off. He fails to punch you.

Mather - You shoot the mold out using coolant, only to have it cover your eyes. Earth - You cut a hole in the dome and throw Mario into it. He falls into the acid and burns for a few seconds before jumping out and kicking you again. Icu - You succeed, and a few spores find and destroy a power plant that powers the robot's laser.

Earth - You fail, and Mario kicks you again. You now have a cut lip and a black eye. You also notice that the dome is floating above a large amount of acid.

Earth: Mario loses an arm, and fails to kick you again. Icu: You multiply a little bit, but fail to infest the robot. The robot fires a laser at your spores and kills some of them.

Icu - You multiply. A lot. The robot manages to quash most of your new spores, though. Earth - You miss twice. Mario tries to kick you again, but he misses. You fail at going "pshycho-ninja-monk" on Mario, and he finally manages to kick you. The kick sends you flying a few meters.

Earth: You light Mario on fire, but miss with the staffblade. He tries to kick you, but he misses. Mather: Oh, you must have just typo'd then. You fail at removing the moss, and once again begin to pass out due to lack of oxygen.

Ross - (K) You scan around and find the ghosts of Chaos and Order. They nail you with a dual-laser attack, and you are thrown into a wall. Icu - You find yourself on a small planet with very high gravity - and a rather large robot about to step on you.

Mather - I don't know what a "went" is. You manage to decimate some more of the moss with your gun, but a few spores once again manage to enter your respiratory system. Icu - Success on both parts. However, the Jedi realize they have lost, and decide to take your spores with them by jumping into the lava. Your remaining spores are offered their lightsabers as weapons in exchange for your ability to infest bodies, do you accept? Earth - You fail to heal, but manage to cut its head and feet off. However, as it falls, it splits your head in two. You now find yourself standing on a rock dome with an Italian plumber looking menacingly at you.

Earth: Cursing only seems to anger it further. Both of your attacks miss, and it manages to stab you in the stomach. The fire has spread from its foot to its other foot.

I have had much practice, young typing Padawan.

Mather - You fail to create a mossy snowball. However, you do manage to fry about half the moss in the room with your jetpack... and dodge the moss that flew at you to enter your respiratory system again. Icu - You manage to invade the Jedi's systems again. However, Force-imbued white blood cell kill off about half of your invaders. Earth - You fail to heal, manage to light its foot on fire, fail to cut off its sword arm, then run around like a psycho, all whilst dodging sword slashes. Its last slash connects, and you lose your nose. It fails to put out its foot, but does regrow the rest of its head.

Mather - You manage to hold your breath and shoot the mold out onto the dry ice, but it seems to be immune to the dry ice's effects. You manage to prevent any more mold from getting into your system. Earth - You miss, and manage to dodge its attempt to remove your feet. Ross - Oops, sorry, missed your last post. You appear in what looks like the destitute remains of the old Arena thread. Icu - You cannot escape the Force. You fail to enter the Jedi's systems again, but they fail to launch an attack.

Icu: The jedi once again repel you from them. This time, though, they manage to partially dunk your mass of spores in the lava, killing about half of them. Earth: You set your bladestaff on fire, and get mild hand-burns because of it. You succeed at slashing its head off, but unlucky for you, its vital organs aren't in its head. It manages to chop your right ear off, and regrows some of its head.

Earth - You give him a small burn on his sword arm. You fail to heal, and his sword grazes your left cheek. Mather - You magically generate some dry ice. However, the mold seems to hold on, and you begin to pass out due to lack of oxygen. Icu - The jedi manage to keep your spores out of their systems, but fail to actually do anything to hurt you.

Icu - The jedis manage to use the Force to remove most of your spores from themselves. They fail, however, at chucking those spores into the lava. Earth - Swearing only seems to anger him. You fail to create any fire, instead burning your hand. He then chops your left arm off. (You've just gotten a row of fours. Congrats.)

Icu - Your spores begin eating the Jedi. They fail to retaliate. Earth - You slash it, and it seems to bleed a bit before healing itself. It then chops off your left ear.