Jehosaphat

Toes.

Toes.

Women.

Toes.

Toes.

Toes.

And... BEGIN THE SPAM

70 pages. Pepsi, it's go time. Let us spam as we have never spammed before.

AH-HA! ONE STEP CLOSER TO FINDING OUT WHERE YOU'RE FROM. Heh. You guys are still bothering with that?

I'm not Australian :D

So, what should we post about now that most of the Americans are asleep?

gtho off the internet and call an ambulance or something, then

No. Because while I don't have anything tedious or annoying to do, I also have nothing amusing to do. Except maybe mess around some more in DorfFort.

I have NOTHING TO DO ARGH

All of my messages are from Tavernites. WHATNAO

Obligatory Cthulhu: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XxScTbIUvoA

Yeah, I have Nerd Cranium Syndrome. Whenever I try to play a sport that involves a spherical object with velocity >5mph, it begins to gravitate towards my head. The faster it's going, the more pull my head has on it. Suffice to say, I get hit in the head a lot.

No, you're just not the center of a large discussion on whether or not you should remain banned. Because you're too cool to get banned in the first place.

Because I can. And because I'm browsing a different forum that has a much more rousing conversation going on.

Or Stork's all alone time.

Or Stork-and-2-guests time.

My username(s): Pieiseaten: Conceived back when I signed up for TIF. Was having trouble thinking of a username, was eating apple pie at the time... thus, pieiseaten. Stork: Recommendation by Nexaduro, actually. I was mistaken for another user at the same time a typo was made, and then it was said something along the lines of "hey, that actually sort of fits you." So it stuck. Lord_Stork_Of_Navi: Came up with this back during the Lord_Of_The_X phase that Tyler and Halo did. Couldn't change back to Stork because I was out of name changes, so I'm stuck with this. And I have a whole bunch of other usernames that I use across the internet, but those need not be explained.

I see you Facebook.

Whenever I'm in a conversation, I'll think of what I want to say, then cross-analyze it for possible points implied that I do not desire. This si why half the time I'll pause mid-sentence, because I just realized that the way I was about to phrase something could've sounded really, really bad. Also, ^ to fluffy. I will only swear on occasions which more than validate the usage of said word. The f-word usually never applies, and I think it only will if I end up breaking my shoulders, elbows, kneecaps, toes, and fingers all at once while crapping a llama.

I.... don't think I think normally. My memory doesn't function normally from what I can tell, either.