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VEGHATERMEATLOVER

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  1. ((Should we allow magic then?))
  2. ((RECH, read the arena description)) The Axe misses. Hex flinched at the table leg comes off, as the table goes on its side, the whole room is filled with thousands and thousands of weapons. A sea of swords and sledgehammers, making it almost impossible to move. Hex trys to get to the top, his body is covered with grazes and his clothes are ripped, the lack of magic is making him unable to regenerate. He runs towards rechtech and attempts to kick her. As he walks across the unbalanced floor of swords he smiles as blood drips from his skin.
  3. ((nex, the poison blade won't work, it'll just go through you)) ((You can't DONKEY PUNCH A HAND!!! WTF!!!)) "[cabbage]" Hex drops the sword and his grip on Earth. He regains his composure and attempts to slices off Nex's leg with the sword. He uses the sledge hammer to hit him in the stomach and pulls the axe out of his leg and throws it to the side of Nex.
  4. Hex does not fiegn, his hand does not move and the axe in his upper leg creates no movement. Hex gets the sword and attempts to cut Earths hand off.
  5. The punch pushes Hex's head forwards and onto the floor, the axe digs into the side of his back. Hex quickly turns around and looks earthsage directly into his eyes. You think that it will do anything, even without magic I have learnt to deal with petty pain. Hex puts his fist around earths jaw, in a grip that would be almost impossible to get out of. He picked the sword off the table and looked at earth, smiling. "Die" He tightened his grip around earths lower jaw, trying to snap it in half.
  6. yeh, just checked its 7 billion out.
  7. The worlds populaiton is 61 Billion, if you go to a desserted area zombies will not be plentiful but neither will food, you'll find more of other people aswell, which in an apocylpse isn't a good thing. Hey, anyone like the idea of a roleplay where you have to unite civilians to get power, the civilians are controlled by a mod though. Like a sort of hegemony?
  8. The poison blade goes through Hex like a ghost through his torso, but the punch still knocked him off balance. The second punch misses Hex as he swiftly moves to the left. Hex takes the sledgehammer and spins it around his hand for a while. "By the looks of you, you only have one little friend...." He smiles as he brings the axe down on Earth's head. "SAY HELLO TO MY GIANT FRIEND!!!!!!" Hex screams.
  9. Mather, it doesn't matter - over time they will become the foundations for extensions. Zombies won't pile up near a circular tree, only near something straight like a wall.
  10. ((Ah, but none of them will work within the arena we are in at the moment. As you did not respond to the sledgehammer hit I assume you are away from me and hacking air with your axe.)) Hex laughs at the guy he had just owned.
  11. I never thought about that, but what about food? 1'666 posts - its a sign..... BTW i'm creating a new thread. More info later.
  12. ((thats a bit of an anology, keep IC. Say things like "I furiously begin mauling hex's face")) Hex dodges the axe but swings his sledgehammer from Mather and aims it at the side of Earthsages torso. ((Explain what your wearing, who you are, write a bit more, use anologys that anyone who understand english understand.))
  13. ((read my post, its three posts up. It describes the arena and what weapons you can get - you are not playing dungeoneering so roleplay, don't just say what your doing. Thats boring)) Hextriplet holds the sledgehammer high and then spins it around, aiming directly for Mathers stomach. A slight twitch in his mouth reveals a smile as the hammer is surely going to probably kill Mather, in a world of no magic - Smaller things can have a bigger impact.
  14. Mather, I need to find the book. Its all from memory.
  15. What do you mean? We all know that evolution isn't real. Also Mather, this discussion is entirely hypothetical for you because Norway is too perfect to be attacked by zombies. According to the 2008 boot of lists its actually the best place to live, the worst place to live is ethiopia.
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  17. Yeh, this thread will be good to clear out the spam of the other thread. The next hegemony should start from 2010 (the year we are in) and then it should have a much simpler expansion and combat system. Space should not be allowed for a long time, playing on one map is more fun then everyone bieng spread out.
  18. Where did you read that? I suppose basically you just need to keep as calm as you can when dealing with zombies, I know this may seem pretty stupid but could a person take a valium to increase there accuracy? ((anyone want to play the arena?))
  19. ((Bump.)) The arena contorted into swirling black mass, the burning hot fire at the bottom of the arena raised up as if it was a sort of jelly, it contorted into the shape of a bumpy table. Suddenly the table became wooden. The bumps on the table were revealed to be weapons. A sword, An Axe, A sledgehammer and crossbow, which seemed to be enchanted with a spell of infinate bolts. An ice cold voice sounded through the arena, this was the voice of the arena owner. "On the table there are billions of weapons, but you can only reveal the next one when the first one is taken, and so on..." The arena flashed a pure white light. "Magic, Shapeshifting and all weapons which have not origianated on the table will not work here. You are a bound to human form no matter what" He continued The arena was a perfect square, the walls were made of miles of brick and the roof was low, there was nowhere to hide and the only things to fight with would be there speed, cunning and the weapons on the table. - Hex made his way towards the table and picked up the sledgehammer, he wore a black polo neck and black baggy jeans, on his eyes were black teashades. His black hair was shaggy as usual. He took the sledgehammer and stood, quite calmly waiting for someone to make a move.
  20. However mutation can take effect, especially in virus's and bacteria. Still, they won't gain resistance to the cold.
  21. Y'no this zombie outbreak, if it happens in one country. It'll happen only in that country. Therfore all the other people in other countrys won't be affected as zombies can't fly or go in boats.
  22. You can't hotwire modern cars/boats. Its quite simple really, I find a cruise or frieght in a dock, I proceed to open automatic kalkoshnikov fire on everyone. I kill everyone, I nick anything valuble off them and then steal the boat, shooting anyone on it. (the element of suprise is extremly useful) I then drive out of the pier, wait for a week and then come back and steal food from the shores.
  23. Truly if theres a ever a zombie apocalypse i'm going to steal a boat. Then i'm going to basically become a pirate, stealing food and goods from people. When/if civilisation is reistablished i'm going to be the richest person there :)
  24. They are pretty inaccuarate by from 5-7 metres they'll hit.
  25. I was the one with black hair :P, you only saw me for a second. I got cut out :P

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