Retech

This is truly how international disputes are resolved: one party saying that their leader was drunk. The system works! :thumbsup: ---- Errrr, your troops might want to be careful. :ohnoes:

Well of course Japan is trying to act like the white knight. Who wouldn't? Japan accepts the formal apology that it never received, and sends a telepathic message of an apology as well.

And I wonder how many civilians were killed when you began bombarding cities, hmmm? (Seriously, how many were killed?) Meanwhile, Japanese defences have been put on red-alert. However, no mobilisation of the reserve has taken place, simply because Japan wants to send a message that it does not want a full-scale war, especially when it would cause many more problems than it would solve.

Japan points out that the 3,000 casualties were SOLDIERS and therefore liable to be killed in a war.

Japan points out the intervention in Yemen was authorized by the UN. Japan points out the intervention in Nigeria was requested, and the goal was to overthrow the government. Japan also points out that Indian troops were not allowed into Malaysia in the first place, and reminds Turkey that the incident had passed a long time ago, and most Malaysians have forgiven Japan for the incident. Japan also points out that assuming the archduke was actually killed, the conflict started far before that.

Japan proposes a UN Security Council Resolution sanctioning Turkey for its attack on Uzbekistan and the other place, as well as declaring war on Japan after Japan had already apoligized and withdrawn.

Hypocrisy! Japan calls upon all nations to condemn Turkey for its occupation of Uzbekistan, because Turkey has no reason to invade Uzbekistan except to gain territory.

Japan calls upon the UN to declare sanctions on Turkey, citing the fact that any Turkish intervention at this point would only cost millions of civilian casualties, damage Japan does not want to inflict.

Well, you could...not throw it and just shoot things with it. Japan moves its business back to China, asking China to do better in safety regulations for its products. When asked for a statement, the head of the Retailers of Japan Association replied "Frankly, we think the leader of Abbysnia is a lunatic. China is a much safer choice."

Japan suggests that they add a barrel to the weapon, a trigger, and the ability to shoot bullets out of them. Then maybe they would be useful for a conflict.

The Japanese emporer apoligizes to the families of the Nigerian civilians killed by the invasion, stating that their lives should not and would not have been forfeited if their government had taken responsiblity for the assasinations. He also wishes well for the people of Nigeria, who have had to live under their corrupt military government. Meanwhile, Japan lambastes (critisizes) Abbysnia for its hypocritical actions, where stopping the overthrow of a government responsible for murder is charitable, while forcibly invading other nations of Africa is good?

Japan withdraws from Nigeria, stating that Nigeria and the UN are two peas in a pod, and it would be impossible to be victorious in an unbiased argument of facts.

Japan demands that the Nigerian govermment apoligizes for the assasinations, for denying them would be like denying the Ivory Coast and Ghana even existed. The people watch with anticipation.

Japan once again calls for the Nigerian leader to step down, stating that it would avenge the deaths of the two African leaders at his hand. If he resigns, and someone from outside his administration steps in, then Japan will withdraw from the conflict.

The Japanese emporer goes out onto his balcony and admonishes his soldiers for using fire bombs, especially since Japan doesn't have any fire bombs. Meanwhile, the Japanese fleet withdraws from the conflict (not the entire thing, just the fleet), and the soldiers retreat to the aforementioned defensive line. They state they will withdraw when the head of the Nigerian government steps down. ------------ Japanese military leaders also call in to remind the military that civilians are not to be harmed, no matter what. Soldiers are withdrawn into the countryside, to wait for the Nigerian army to fight them, to minimize casualties.

Japan does not reply. It is expected that Japan will not retaliate unless Turkey does first. Japan sends a message to the UN that Turkey is abusing its intervention as an excuse to declare war on Japan, since the war with Nigeria is completely justified, while intervention could possibly be justified, Turkey's plan would cause infinitely greater casualties than any conflict in Nigeria. Japan recommends that if Turkey wants to intervene, then they should come and fight in Nigeria, rather than endangering civilians in a full-scale war.

Japan points out that soldiers have been specifically instructed not to attack enemy soldiers within cities, minimizing civilian casualties. Japan points out the hypocrisy of Turkey's position when Turkey has been attacking other nations with no Causus Belli, while Japan has a clear one: a military obligation to Ghana and the Ivory Coast. Foreign business people are advised to leave Istanbul.

Japan thanks Brazil for its aid against the tyrannous military Junta of Nigeria. Across the country, Japanese students numbering over a million, learned and sang the Brazilian national anthem. This is second only to the massive celebrations of the union once yearly, on Unification day. ------------ Japan replies that it is its duty and obligation to help the Ivory Coast and Ghana, and backing out would be cowardly and hypocritical. Japan also notes that the conflict is only taking place in Nigeria, and any actions against any of the nations outside of Nigeria would constitute war, where homelands would be attacked. Japan does not wish for this to happen. Japan also asks that Turkey does not intervene, as it is incredibly hypocritical, considering Japan overlooked the fact that Turkey just invaded several countries with no Causus Belli.

Alrighty. Japan is already sending supplies, but it needs to make sure it has reserve supplies. There...may be many soldiers that need supplying...around the region of...200,000. Any chance you could send the convoy towards the Abbysnian force coming into Nigeria? Don't get too close though. ---- Thanks Doom! :D

Japan thanks the great nations of South America for aiding in this holy crusade against the military Junta of Nigeria and their allies. (Make sure you PM Archi the details)

That's why you don't send in a big Battleship in without proper anti-aircraft support. :thumbsup: ------ On another note, that looks very detailed and interesting. Makes me want to strike as well. I think war just became interesting. ------ Japan asks if it could purchase provisions for its soldiers from Brazil. The supplies will be carried by Japanese merchant convoys.

Yah, the way I did it was definitely overpowered. Mwahahaha, I call upon a hundred trillion troops! Even though your soldiers can kill 1000 of my troops for every one of yours, I still win! :D

Except that the egg things could live forever (as an egg), and numbered in the trillions. :P

So it basically means 1.2 million troops will be trained, but they won't all be active troops, right?

Japan responds that assasination is definitely not a peaceful act, and that any response Ghana and Ivory Coast have (other than razing cities) is justified. Any Abbysnian troops deployed to the area will be considered hostile, and will be destroyed with more zeal than Nigerian soldiers. I'm not very good with word endings.