Nexaduro

I carefully walk up to the elevator shaft, but not to the point where someone could shoot at me, and yell "Greeting, is anyone there? We seem to be in a bit of a difficult situation." Anything obviously hostile coming through gets a throwing knife in the face.

But it was made by a guy in the UK. Who says Toodle Pip. Ergo, it must be better no matter what.

I fly over the rocky planet, searching for something worth taking or fighting, in the best of the captured Lucian ships with two Wraith dartship escorts.

That, my friend, is called an exaggeration. Also, I realize I was mistaken to make that game, I just didn't think it through. But you guys seemed to like it, so I told Grim he could mod. I'm trying to think up a different kind of zombie game currently, a more modern, survival/supply based one.

I get up, clear my head, and try it some more away from potential hazards :blink:

I try doing jumping rolls while tossing knives at a wall (typical Hollywood "hero jumps out of cover, shoots on the way down, lands in a roll which ends with him on his feet," but with throwing knives) Dexterity, melee, or perhaps both?

The Wraith look for an inhabited or formerly-inhabited planet to land on (preferably one with a gate, and with not-too-heavy resistance)

*Ahem*... Session today?

No. I would nominate Grim, save for the fact that he doesn't seem to be very consistent with his modding... *ahem*

Mehehe. I have the Wraith bodyguards take the ZPM back to the hiveship, and install it, while I look for another. I message O'Neill: "Well, looks like I found a little something of use. A ZPM. With a Wraith hiveship under my control, I'll be able to take out nearly any enemy I find. NOW do you have a mission for me?

I begin searching, with 4 Wraith bodyguards.

I send the Wraith ship into hyperdrive to get to the nearest gate-planet, then gate to the city-ship.

Yes, and oh, right. I go with the Wraith to wherever I need to go to get the ZPM (preferably with the darts, hiveship, and Wraith for support)

Armisonus grins, then tells the wraith hiveship to return to the planet it was found on. Jen, prepare for the assault!

"Well, thanks Nelly!" "Ivory mage my arse," Armisonus mutters as he ends the transmission. He tells the Wraith that the search is on for a Zero-Point Module. "We will have all the power we could ever want at our disposal!"

NO FLOOD. FLOOD BAD. ME SPARTAN LAZOR FLOOD. As if the "Needlers" didn't make it obvious enough, Ross.

NO SCATHE. SCATHE BAD. ME DIVIDE SCATHE BY ZERO.

Sorry, forgot the ice staff again. And if we're going with an expedient method of explaining how much metal I have, it would be 6 steel suits with helms as well. Also, I forgot to mention that I have iron chainmail as well.

ROSS! I only have a quarterstaff, no halberd. I have 3 steel and 3 iron orbs. I have a full suit of steel plate armour. I have 6 broadswords. I have 5 large bars of steel. And last, but not least, I have Jen's old bejewled ice staff, which has demon-bane properties.

I dismantle it. Instead, I make a large number of small, sharp-toothed, bat-like flying steel golems. He tries to enchant them to be able to petrify opponents in a small area around the bites, which will have a cumulative effect (they spread to other bite areas, connecting the area of petrification). He make as many as he can bind to two life-stones and support with a drain to his normal magic prowess.

*Sigh* I guess I'll go with Mather. I attempt to create as big of a steel golem as I can with 2 life crystals, 5 full knight's plate armours worth of steel, my 3 steel orbs, and 4 steel broadswords. I replace my steel orbs with my older iron ones.

Ross, I would only be able to do something that I want to now if you actively told us our exp gains. How are we supposed to train towards a goal? We have no idea what our level is until the end of the session. I'll do it anyways, though. Nexaduro attempts to create more steel orbiting orbs, if he can. He then tries to imbue his armour with the ability to generate steel spikes when anything tries to damage it, which can also be triggered easily by choice. To clarify, any enemy hitting the armour with appendages would get spiked. I would make it so that it also enwraps weapons, but that would be getting ahead of myself.

Hehehehehe... I hate this incident, but love this game. Only here, only here. I try to awaken outside the dungeon (I was told I could leave at any time).

GAH! Wait, I know how to fix this! *goes to look for a cheetos bag* But seriously, this is ridiculous. Not to sound Earthsage-ey, but can't you give me ANY HINT AT ALL? Nexaduro divides by zero, while the mysterious force controlling him looks for it's copy of The Inferno, by Dante Alighieri. Here we go, Canto V. ... FOR THE LOVE OF... DAMMIT DANTE, WHY DO YOU KEEP FRICKIN' PASSING OUT!

I have no idea what to do. Any hints? Nexaduro attempts to move the fire, and throw it into the river.