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Selfie game on point.

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I didn't cheat! Re-read pls.

I look different now.

So I guess I'll actually update you guys on the past year or so of my life. For those of you that forgot, I'm Zach. So, hi. Nice to see you all again. I think you all knew that I moved down to Southern California and got a job at Disney. I met a girl there, and we dated up until about two weeks ago, and I'll get to the break-up in a bit. I worked at Disney until October, and I got a job as a manager at a Corner Bakery Cafe about 20 minutes from me. Worked there for a while and got another job at nights serving at a Red Robin. Alex (my ex) wasn't working at the time and would stay at our apartment we had together. Worked two jobs until... last month actually. Alex and I were good for a long time but slowly I started to become unhappy. I felt I was putting in a lot more effort than she was when it came to the relationship ON TOP of working two jobs for sometimes 18 hours a day. Life was rough, but I pushed through. The break up was kind of mutual. I wanted to be happy and she wasn't making me happy, so she understood. Allow me to tell you about last weekend, since it was crazy. I went out on a Saturday night and blacked out. Probably the four shots of Fireball. Told Alex I wasn't coming home. Slept in the same bed as a girl from work but we didn't hook up. Go to bed at 8 AM. Wake up at 9:30, come home, doors are locked and no key. Damn. Thankfully the neighbor has one. Get inside, shower, wait for my friend Johann [Yo-Hawn] to come get me so we can go out again and celebrate a birthday. I'm down as [bleep] for this. We're in the car. Newport Beach/Huntington Beach here we come. We get to American Junkie, they check our ID's and we go inside. [bleep]. $15 for brunch and bottomless mimosas? 10 Mimosas later, we head to another bar. Johann and I are wasted, Katie, the birthday girl is also wasted. 18 shots for the group of us. All for free because I know the bartender. The place is called Sharkeez; it's a Hipster Hole, but oh well. Black out there. Don't remember much, aside from Johann and I clapping to literally every song that came on, whether we knew it or not. We stumble across the street to this bar called The District. I'm holding hands with Katie's equally hot sister, Sarah, to get her in. She's 19. We got in, Katie immediately spills my beer. I call this woman at the jukebox a [bleep]ing [bleep], then repeat it to her again to make sure she heard me. I put on Calvin Harris' "Summer" because why not. Fast forward 30ish minutes. Katie spills my beer again, but gets me a vodka red. All is forgiven. Close tabs because Katie says she's not feeling good. Stumble out. No DD. Shit, we did NOT think this through. Walk with my hand on Sarah's butt because I'm a gentleman, obviously. Get to her car, she's driving even though there's no way she's sober. Katie is in the back seat laying down across them with her cousin Chris holding her head up. This girl is so far gone. I hold Katie's hand to keep her alive. I thought I was smart for doing that I guess? We make it to Katie, Sarah, and Brea's house. (Three sisters, all equally as hot as the other.) Katie plops down on the couch and passes out, I head to Brea's room and lay down with Sarah, and we pass out. Chris goes to Sarah's room and passes out. Two hours pass. Brea comes home, wakes us all up and looks at me and asks why there's cilantro, tortillas and chicken all over the floor in the living room. What the hell? I don't know. Call Johann because he's not there and he's my bro. Riddle solved, he got El Pollo Loco -- didn't save me any, but whatever. The sisters and I are sitting in the living room, all still drunk, attempting to put the pieces together from the night before and the afternoon. Check phone logs, we called other people at random times, texts that weren't supposed to be sent were sent, snapchats were screenshotted and Instagram was flooded. It's now 9:45. Alex is calling me. Brea takes me home, we break up, she moves out the next day. And now here we are. A few drunken nights at home later. I am but a simple man. EDIT: Forgot to mention that Chris puked and pissed in Sarah's bed. Hilarity ensued. TL;DR: Read it. RPG will be proud.

Lol I'm here again.

Well... Yes?

DAE Bows?

I love you. Oh, and thanks Peter.

Keep it up!

User will easily be 2nd. It's never worth it to cut willows. You should only do teaks, either at Ape Atoll or Tai Bwo Wannai. I find the latter to be more convenient. When dropping, you should spend only 2 ticks dropping before clicking back on the tree. There are 4 ticks between each log and so when you drop you don't want to lose any potential logs (and Xp). One tick is for you to register you obtained a log (with timing in your head, you can also drop during this one if you're good), the next two are for dropping, and the last one is required to give time for your click on the tree to register. With mousekeys, you can drop 5-6 in the 2-tick gap at once. Without mousekeys, you're limited to 2. I also highly recommend using world 1 and not sharing trees with anyone. Thanks for the swift response. What would you say is the best level to begin cutting teaks? I'm only level 60 right now, so I'm just trying to gauge it.

Good luck :) I suggest checking out Itam and Oddish here in BlogScape. They've amazing DIY'ers!

Soul Wars is sadly, dead content. It was only revived recently due to the daily challenge. Everyone also hated it because it was a mess.

I feel that this is the best place to ask - is the fastest way to 99 WC through willows?

I managed to get a White Partyhat and a Santa yesterday. Longtime RS goals complete, even if they don't mean the same now. I'll upload a pic in just a minute. :) Uploaded finally!

I should go back to OSRS. The rares make me want to find them all.

Congratulations to the three of you! Well deserved!

what does that skill even do

My internet was absolute garbage for the last few days. Had a tech come out today and fix it so hopefully it stays up! Just managed to net 70 fishing as well. :)

Happy to see this update.

Congrats buddy. :) Glad to see you come back and accomplish a goal so quickly. :)

crafting, fishing, fm, wc, hunter, str, and attack would like a word with you.

Been doing some Divination, not a whole lot, but enough to just kind of start out the skill. I'll go back to Fishing soon and hit level 70 and finish off my set. After that comes 60 def, 50 magic, 50 ranged, and then perhaps rounding out some of my uneven stats. Which is basically all of them. :/