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Earth- "Plansy secret!" and the goblin slaps you. Your wrench is on you. You begin to focus on your arms and then the goblin stops his car suddenly, nearly throwing you off than and picks you up. Theros- You come across a big wolf, its teeth are dripping with blood and its body is lean and muscular, it doesn't have any signs of weakeness at the moment it just looks extremly hungry. The wolf lunges towards you but you manage to dodge it, you have your staff, the wolf lunges at you again. Grim- "Goblin base, we here!" and he stops the vehicle. Caverners- The vehicle stops and Borkin picks up Earth and signals for the rest to follow you, another goblin welcomes Borkin and like a valet he gets in the war-machine and drives it away. You enter a large cave, goblins are feasting and eating on what looks like a gigantic sheep. "'allo Borkin...." The chief stops, "Is these Humans dinner!?" he shouts angrily, Borkin had a tendancy of bringing home useless junk to take up space in the cave but a human was just a step too far for the chief. Mather- No post, your taking a long time to post, just assume you went with the caverners.

Earth- "Goblin Chief, Mangok gives to goblin warriors, you not goblin warrior, you not get! Norkz In-v-ented for Mangok!" You grow a long bump across your arm, and you now have to stumps on your right arm. You let out a yelp as another arm grows out of your shoulder and pushes it into your other two stumps causing great pain as if something is breaking. (Earth, prosthetic eye) Theros- 1/4 this section of your walk is uneventful. Grim- You grow another stump which hurts Earth greatly, you attempt to see thermal vision with your eye but it just doesn't work. (this is complex magic, you could attempt prosthetics or asking a wizard or witch doctor though) Mather- "Us Goblinsy clever, clever then dwarf, gnome and human! We is from same tribe, they start war with us!" Hakon, you fully heal your legs +0.4 healing

League = Turn. [cabbage], I said goblin I meant dwarf but I can work with goblin :P Theros- You walk for a long time until you find a tall mound, thinking this will probably increase your chances of seeing something you climb up on it and see a wooden wall and a couple of huts about four league's away. Earth- You fail to regenerate any limbs. The engineer goblin smiiles at you and you can hear him lifting up his goggles from the strange "Thwuck" noise, than something pops out and you feel some irritation in the area near your eye and in a second you can see, in black and white but you can see. "You is needing legarms!", Grim manages to grow your arms a little longer but fails to fully heal them. Hakon- The goblin awknoledges your grattitude "This made by Borkin! Borkin did not in-v-ent it, this gob miner" Grim, you manage to grow Earth's arms a little longer, you manage to rekindle the magical flame, you close your two arms but just get normal (albiet a bit more blurry) vision from your replacement eye.

Grim- You sucessfully manage to heal your eyes back. +0.4 Healing Theros- You manage to charge your staff Earth- You manage to close up your wounds but don't regenerate anything else Hakon- you create it and manage to expand it to cause a goblin to go mad +0.4 mind magic Caverners, you hear a slow tapping on the floor as if something is walking extremly slowly, a gun [roosters] and some cartridges fall on the floor. The goblins are now ignoring you and focusing on what the noise is, a small bottle falls on the floor and smashes and all you see is white, something grabs you and hauls you and you feel the sensation of being in a crashing vehicle, some rubble falling on you and hear a loud revving engine. When your vision clears up you find yourself on the top of a large motor with a goblin who is wearing thick goggles driving you through rocks quickly and dangerously.

Oh sorry, you and Rocco are outside: I forgot about you sorry. Still with your hangover the dew has gone and its a pretty warm day.

Session tonight, four players required. Everyone- Admist the chaos, the war you manage to hear a loud crash, although some of you are blind, some of you are armless and some are at the point of dying, a loud shout echo's through the caves and most of the goblins ready there weapon, A gobllin signals to the other goblins that he is going to see what it is and slowly he makes his way towards the back of the cave. Bang, Bang, Bang! the goblin fell to the floor.

Talking dungeoneering: Running it tonight at 8:00, I've gOt a little bit of a plan :)

Arch, are all things I research equal? If I resesrch less will I get greater effect from them? I edited my race a couple of pages back adding five new disadvantages and changing am advantage, please update website.

Arch, I edited the race two pages back. Are all techs equal? If I research less things will try be less powerful.

Icu, guns need to hit brain

23 hours? Games zombificarion is instantaneous, and where so you get twenty three from?

"I'll be better if I have a little sleep"

Rabies? The government wouldn't do anything military until about a week in, think of human rights issues! Killing of civilians infected by diseases!

Icu, the government will do what they did for swine flu. Saw someone get bitten recently? Yes! Than call this number!! It's not going to work that well when large amounts manage to get bitten, in small scales quarantine will work but it couldn't take effect fast enough to stop the epedemic, therfore everyone dies but me.

Grim, do you mean I should use it for cars? I disagree cars are just a waste of time if your in a forest. But I could always use other flammabless: oil, lighter fluid, alcohol and best of all hay! You could throw hay with little oil on to zombies and it would stick to them, burning them to a cinder. Alcohol could be stored for wounds, at home I have some [drinkable] alcohol that fares well in cleaning. Icu, I read it too on cracked: zombies would still pose a threat especially in America and England. And the one about predators is wrong, dogs can smell dead meat and so can most other animals, you don't think if I wiggle a rotten bacon slice around a dog would eat it. Also natural decay would take place over a long period of time

I agree, I've heard people say "If theres one thing worse than a zombie, its a zombie on fire" but to be honest a zombie on fire will literally fall apart and its brain will be damaged, it won't spread very quickly but adding a lot of petrol over an area, just imagine people throwing buckets of petrol over zombies and laying tripping obstacles over the floor, the damage to the zombies would be huge and quick. Zombies on fire are dangerous if you have a 'base' but for my plan it would be ideal.

I'm planning for classic zombies, I've never done anything like this before and haven't really bothered to read it all yet but I'll give it a go, rate me :thumbup:. Preplanning Preplanning is the most useful thing a person can do, of course most people probably won't do it, I of course will preplan (probably for other events like war and natural disasters). People in this thread are always taking about how a trench knife is the best weapon against zombies, it may be but do you have a trench knife? Do you have a shaolin spade or whatever else would be classed as a good weapon. You have an axe and you have a hammer I bet, it would be better to start talking about them than unobtainable weapons. Stuff A good tough holdall (holds everything) Axe/Machete & hammer (Machete is best zombie killing weapon, Axe is good) Permanent match or weatherproof lighter. (lighting fires is an important life line, keeps you warm, keeps you sane, keeps you well fed) Walking shoes. (your going to be doing a lot of walking) Medication (inc. Worming pills, Water purifier, Antibiotic, Asprin, Alcohol, Salt) (obvious) Parachord (long as possible) (tied between two tree's with waterproof sheet makes tent, Waterproof sheet. (tent, canvas) Picnic mat & blanket. (bottom of tent, blanket to keep warm) Fold up shovel. (digging traps, moats) Clothes, waterproof, socks, soap, toothbrush, pants. (obvious) And as much non-perishable food you can fit in (not to the top so if you open it you can still find other things quickly) plan go to the forest (there is a couple of forests nearby) which due to my location won't be filled with bears or wolves, set up a camp near a tree and keep constantly moving, if zombies come run. Camp near a tree and hammer wooden nails in to aid in zombie escaping (see a zombie run up the tree). Eat rabbits and other forest dwellers. Bring a friend or three.

IMHO, I hate it when people talk about things like niche animes or fairly unknown or uninteresting games, the taverns dying; we are all talking about playing the new game while we will never create a new game. Dwarf fortress is a great example of a deathcauser, its a thread about a non-multiplayer thread and soon some people will think "Hey, whats the point of posting it here? I'll get more people in the video games & consoles area" and we will lose interest in home grown games and start playing games like dwarf fortress, halo or COD. Even in napoleonic hegemony posting times have thinned out and its slowly dying, its lacking life now to me. As soon as Delta V starts we will notice a bump in activity to the tavern, but if we carry on posting this crap we are going to lose interest here very quickly, I mean if a taverner comes here and see's some of the posts here they will probably not bother posting due to the fact that there is nothing to post, I think we should leave discussion of games to the game forum because it is really losing activity. Lets focus our energy into someone more fun :), I'm running D'neering and will run it with four players atleast, 2025 is restarting and whats happened to zombie plans revised?

Too late. Maybe tommorow.

Me after seeing this thread. Thats how yawny it is.

Lovin' your new avatar, it makes me think of Rocco and Mathers argument.

1/4 players.