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Earth, you fail again. A goblin cuts off your other legs and starts sawing off your nose. Mather, stats are given at my discresion. You remove the nails and another goblin loses his mind. Kitlana, you jump and get the book and read the incanation with the final few words "Turo Turo Turo" and six random goblins stop and fall on the floor.

Kitlana, you find a spell that causes uncontrollable hicoughing, one that transforms alive chickens into three course meals and finally a full body bind. You manage to read "Kahga Kahga Salurat...." before a goblin smashes in your stomach with some tubing. Earth, you manage to necrotise the dead goblin but fail to heal yourself, the goblin makes moaning noises but doesn't get up. Mather, you suceed and a goblin enters and loses his mind, he just stands still than collapses

Sorry, wait till Mather.

Nah, I don't imagine they are real.

Earth, you need to see it or know its there to control it, any goblins you kill are necrotizable. You smash your wrench into one goblins head, killing it. The other slices your right arm off and you collapse on the floor in pain, he then stabs his toy through the left side of your chest and pokes both your eyes out. Mather, one goblin screams out happily "Mah Headsy's Goood! I drink more Alchyhal!" Then the two goblins break both your legs with a hammer and the other pins you down with a pair of nails from his belt. Kitlana, you get your clothes back and put them on than you are untied and another pair of goblins aim to attack you, the book is shoved at your head!

Earth, Necrokinesis won't give you any power of knowing it will only aid you in controlling. A goblin stands infront of you as you try to leave. five golins attack you! Hakon, the goblin stands infront of you and the king goblin speaks "You must prove you are good warriors first and he throws Earth his wrench back. five golins attack you! Rocco, ? Forget that, Ieyfura's here.

Earthsage, you sucessfully manage to get dressed. Rocco, you hold the nature staff above your head and focus on it, imagine it turning it into a staff and suprisingly the bark is skinned off the twig and it grows to a huge size, the perfect size for a toy. Mather, you get your hammer handed back to you by a dissapointed goblin, you fail in creating a bat of loyalty.

I could always make an object that lowers gravity in a much smaller area.

Rocco, post your actions please :) Earth, he's in a forest full of wet twigs. Rocco, you wake up with a hangover in a forest, there is a tunnel on the floor to your left and a twig in your hand. Everyone else, are in the goblins cave, they offer you your clothes back.

The simple answer is just that I would use an extremly strong electric motor.

Thats it, and just imagine one about the size of albania!

Not enough players, I'll ask again at 9:00

Earthsage - you just need to ask your brother for it to be changed. Anyway, the game is starting, I need at least three people playing before I start, this will probably be a pretty short session (hour). Everyone, a recap of the last time: You were trapped and taken hostage by goblins but it seems that they think you are great warriors and are offering you your clothes back.

If you spin something fast enough it will create gravity, another way is to litterally teleport the planet to the sun.

No you don't, your daddy does. And American gun laws are far outdated, the only thing keeping them allowed is a mass of gun nuts, infact American law states that you have a right to defend your 'fortress' that does not mean that guns should be allowed, I reckon that soon Barack Obama will change the American gun laws.

Grim, the goblin should still be alive its eyes were burnt out but I didn't specifically say he was dead but I think he has a high kill count. Mather, only mention specific kills or numbered kills. Thanks Iey, I'm happy that everyone else is happy with my mod skills. Session tonight 8:15 GMT

Yes of course.

Allo, allo, allo :P

Usually 7-8 but I might not be able to do it tommorow. Hey pie, you know what would be really funny: blocking that goblin hole with masses of rock! Or just blindly firing into it.

Skelebots? dungeoneering just got ten times cooler!

It depends how you are warding them off, an accomplished necromancer, enchanter and trap setter could collect skeletons and set a trap to activate it. An enchanter could make guard statues. An accomplished pyromancer and summoner could make sentient fire. A good hydromancer could fill a moat with swirling acid. Someone with an animal language could coax animals to guard him. Mind control and enchantment could make a person scared of a place.

Gravity generators, black hole bombs - ones just a little bigger. But to be honest, black hole bombs would be impossible a gravity generator might work somehow by twisting faster than spped of somet.....

What about using a gravity creator so that planet would have all moons and other planers smash into it, it's buildings crushed and people squashed!

Hello Synoxis.

Because no one would actually take drugs in this game if they had a negative effect I would probably give the drugs bonus's like alcohol making you stronger or other drugs making time appear to slow down. Yes your eyes are still burnt out but you have an extra eye. What do you mean by original D'neering system? Pie, you could read a book while charging a spell and make a trip wire by attacgig string to your toe, when they pass you unleash flaming purple fireballs