Comical

...he can wreck anything if left unchecked. It's not smart to scratch a gift card code hard because...

Going for 20 posts a day average on profile. Currently at 9.9. <_<

9/10

The wall fatally injures itself. 79 HP.

Phone. I can always buy a new one for cheaper than a gaming system, especially if it's a Tracfone. Would you rather live in Shanghai (PRC) or Taipei (ROC)?

Mouse. I can always buy a new one. Would you rather have a gift card for iTunes or a present?

[bleep] no. Have you ever done something so [bleep]ing stupid that you're still figuring out why you did it? Nope.

I like my women like I like my Dr. Pepper, with a kiss of cherry. Lockheed AC-130.

/\ Wrong, I already told you. < Darren Shan is an amazing author. \/ DURR.

Lava. Would you rather be only able to go to /b/ for the rest of your life or only go to TIF for the rest of your life?

The wall finds out John dies at the end. 79 HP.

The wall implodes. 69 HP.

Cool.

Almost as revealing as Wikileak's 90,000 war logs.

Null because it doesn't make any sense... unless "of" is actually "or", in that case chocolate. Would you rather be mugged by a super-intelligent goat or a midget clown?

The Answer To The Universe, Life, Everything * Infinity / 10

1871 - Reading F.C. is formed.

42.

The wall can't dance. 69 HP.

The only rule of /FG/: Rule 100

Rule 67

If you say Candlejack, you w-