Comical

2019

The wall's XBOX 360 gets the red rings. 67 HP.

/\ Interesting... < Can read Russian, but can't speak it. Hoping to learn how to speak soon. \/ Major League Typing Runner-Up 2008.

8/10. Wawa's subs are always pure win, but the cherry mountain dew isn't really to my liking. A bowl of pasta with roasted garlic sauce, followed up by 4 small scoops of chocolate chip cookie flavored ice cream.

2032

2034

Back for my daily strafing run.

*Does unspeakable things to silver_wits*

Depends on my mood. I toss the wall into a black hole. 67 HP.

An angry mob attacks and kills you as the volcano is about to erupt. *travels to the day before Columbia is launched to warn the crew that it's going to explode*

Erm... not with salt, but with sugar. Are you a communist? Eh, I'm a leftist with socialist ideology, but more of a libertarian socialist because I admire the freedom of the people.

Pros: None. Cons: Everything imaginable. Korean Demilitarized Zone.

I use the wall as a military training object, where soldiers have to shoot at its guts. 67 HP

/\ Incorrect < Wants to lean how to speak 10 languages (no, I'm serious) \/ Has no plans to learn a foreign language.

I track down the wall then slaughter it. 67 Hell's People.

I use telekenesis to keep the magma from flowing down and use telekenesis to phase through the door and escape to safety. You're in a cage and a rain of spears are descending upon you. You have no portal machine nor telekenesis powers and all you have is a bayonet and a a box of matches. How can you escape to safety?

Best song ever. I don't care if I posted it a million times over it's still awesome.

I make the wall feel good about himself. 64 HP.

/\ Correct < Tired \/ Speaks English

So you're blaming Jagex for something stupid that you did. MAKES PERFECT SENSE RIGHT?

He finds out all his money is counterfeit. He is now broke. 64 HP.

Привет.

durrrr. hurrr.

Quite simple. 1 person presents a worst-case scenario, then the person below has to try and reach the objective. Then it continues, the person who reached the objective must post another scenario. Example: Person A: You're surrounded by 5 monsters and all you have is a knife, a boomerang, and a shovel. You have to sprint to a door and you'll be safe. How will you get to the door? Person B: I throw my boomerang at 3 of the monsters, throw a knife at another and KO the 5th with my shovel, then run like hell towards the door. Someone is about to slit your throat. You're bound and gagged to a chair and he's about to slit your throat in seconds. How do you turn the blade on him, break free, then escape? Etc. etc. etc. Allowed powers: Telekenesis Portal Machine All right... I'll start. You're in a room with no doors, windows, anything. All you have is a portal machine, and to escape you have to go to a room that is impervious to a portal machine, which is next door. How do you escape?

*decapitates Goonstalf and feeds his head to werewolves while I toss his body into Jotunheim to be devoured by frost giants*