Boohoo, people don't get what they deserve sometimes. I for one am glad the holiday items are achievable so easily - spending hundreds or thousands of hours of grinding is not my idea of fun, but getting something for free is. Mop your tears, come to terms with the fact the scythe and bunny ears will never be yours (I personally missed the Wintumber tree and Thanksgiving Day emote + item, so I can empathise) and use your MANY hours of RuneScaping to buy a Phat, Mask or other tradable rare (if you play as much as you seem to indicate, it shouldn't take overly long). I honestly believe it will satisfy you as they even pre-date the scythe and are still available to new players. Also, to the Jagex = God or the Government debate, I see them more as a government, who are stuck in a diplomatic role. Sure they have powers but realistically they can't use/abuse them for fear of upsetting and losing players. Interesting argument though.