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*ranting abotut terrible internet I have to use now* My brother is trying to "fix" the back porch, but all he's doing is leaving a banging noise in everybody's brain. <_<

OshaWAT. I should try to make that the new Mudkip. A load of pictures with Oshawott with the word "wat" as a way to respond to bs/weird posts. Accept the challenge?

First page, Zaaps has the list (K4ylan used to have it as a signature).

Dad is taking good internet from me and can only use shitty replacement. I hate it.

Internet is picking a nice time to randomly act terrible on me. Fml. :\

His name is... ... Armorare. DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN Halo, is Dark Souls anywhere on the VGA lists? Are you implying Pie is really a ghost who is controlling my subconscious?

I wonder if he's simply lurking still.

Life well spent. "The coach is the new priest". I think my concern was the joke about the crime than poking at Catholicism. If I was better at writing, my black humor would make me good for Cracked to be honest.

That feeling when you post a risque joke you made on Facebook, then remember everyone knows you are known among your friends for your black humor. I'm going to get killed by people for it anyway, might as well live by it.

Until the harpies come swarming in.

Been napping for half the day if you wonder why I wasn't on much today. Also add how bored things are.

Funny, that's the same thing I said when I sold my armour for 96 prayer. I later said "[bleep] my life" when I went the extra step to 99. :wall:

Pretty name color. What else?

Try comprehending the implications of the correct answer. This is why randomizing the order of your answers is not always a good idea. I never heard of a hypernova until now. So what would a Harpynova be?

Explain.

That feeling when you buy a pair of pants that say they are one size on the hanger and bring them home to find out they were WAY smaller. <_<

It's his fault there was so much cookie dough all over the place. Very sticky stuff.

Yeah, I made him my [bleep] over a nice warm stove. U jelly?

Is it weird he was why I enjoyed watching commercials sometimes? If you exclude the part where they stilled played ads with him in it for awhile after his death.

51 guests? Welcome to the show!

I hear Jupiter is even classier.

Harpies, you better hope I don't pick the next place we eat at. Upside is that I would pay in full for the meal. EDIT: Especially the location...

I only fully read 5-10% of all articles I've read because they interested me deeply. The rest were quickly skimmed ot where I got the information.

It's a Cracked article. You know the next place I am going to post it.

Typical after-hours shenanigans of FG. Nothing to note. What do you say if we go out on a date? Have some chicken, maybe some sex... You know, see what happens. Or we could try some of these dishes as first date. (Especially the sixth and first) This is worse than that time the raccoon got in the copier! You have to admit, your schadenfreude tickles at a few of those because the dish in question is kept alive. I knew of the fish one mentioned, but the rest were new to me.