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I like how the guy in the background is just casually drinking. Funny thing is that he's the (unintentional) main focus on the picture.

I like this photo so much...

A real expression of evil is a subtle smile.

Go deep underground. You said "on the surface", not bellow. ----- God, for unknown reasons has ordered the destruction of the human race based on your actions. His legions know where you are and happen to be coordinating their attack.

Indeed. I think obfuscator summed it up nicely. There are a few who do take care of their hair, but they're a minority in comparison to those who don't.

It's one of those things where the importance is in the background.

It's more annoying people automatically assume they're entitled to get something nice and awesome from someone they know because it's Christmas, then go berserk if they don't get anything.

Skittles monger has priorities. :3 *snatches some Skittles from under tripsis*

Bumpers bringing up the past... quite literally.

Getting a hold of a good-quality Dictionary. For some reason, I find those fun to read. Countless times how many new words I found or discovered the *true* definition of long-used ones.

K You can have one wish granted, but you'll be fighting witches for the rest of your life.

To be honest, I like the concept. It's a Runescaoe-themed signature with the main figure but extends to other shows/games. What do you plan to put in place of the other monsters exactly?

I am considering counting how many times you've used that .gif. Estimation wise, I assume you're in the 5-6 range.

／人◕ ‿‿ ◕人＼ Would you like to make a contract?

Thinking of drawing a political joke cartoon I had in mind for the past few months. It connects prison shower rape and US politics. "It doesn't matter if the soap is red or blue or dropped to the right or left, your ass is their's the moment it hits the ground." And it would be a voter nervously aware of several senators ganging up from behind in a misty shower room.

I do my best to make readers think my death is really a red herring to throw them off guard as I trick the wording to imply there is a sequel for me long enough to slip out 2/3 of the way in. ---- Like the situation above, you are stuck in a famous painting by one of the old masters. Unfortunately, it's Picasso meaning exiting your immortal death trap is going to difficult since the piece was from an era where he literally cut up and pasted things randomly, INCLUDING THE EXIT. Since your exit is hidden in small pieces all over the work, escape is going to be impossible since the pieces of the exit are tiny bits.

How's this fine thread doing at this hour?

Do you have a choice?

That feeling of amusement when you and a friend of the opposite sex jokingly use dirty insults at each other on facebook.

You carve out the heart of your lover (who has a perfectly beating heart) and somehow get it to work perfectly in your body with surgical skill. ----- You make a contract with a cute little creature with ulterior motives and makes you a lich. To make things worse, you're in a dimension and your soul gem (or soul jar) is getting darker. Oh, and most of the exits are blocked off and the laws of physics are half-broken.