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So true...

Size: 400x200 or 400x250, but the image/render I have in mind will require some resizing. Render: [spoiler=Kinda bigger than what the signature I requested Feel free to leave out a fair bit or resize if necessary.] Text (if any): Bottom left: Armorare Anything else: If it isn't any trouble, can you make it work in a red coloring theme?

*Gasp* You returned to us! I hate those who act like rebels just to be asses. I admit to having issues against authority figures sometimes (mainly because I question some of the policies set), but I take consideration of the peace of other people instead of being crass. Personally, I think those kinds of disrespectful idiots just do it for attention (which makes sense since half of those idiots are why there high school fights). People who think a sigh counts as "talking'. Brother is going on a tantrum fit because one of his friends "betrayed his trust" which is nothing more than stupid shenanigans gone wrong. He's even cursing and making gun noises. Might as well add people who think guns count as an winning piece in an argument since using simple logic or level-headed thinking is difficult compared to being highly emotional.

There is a loose chain near your finger that is connected to strings that hold up the guns. Slowly, you use this free finger to pull the chain, setting off a mechanism to move the guns in the other direction. You move a bit to trigger the fire to set off in the opposite direction and escape with a loud ringing in your ear. --- Underwater, you're in a cage with 4 oxygen tanks. While there is plenty of air to last a day, they are filled with nano explosives that have infested your body, but enough to make you bleed and cripple you for a while. To make it worse, there are several sharks that can smell blood from half a mile away.

You lick the metal and notice the saliva is highly corrosive to it.Doing this allows you to breath (although with a slimy face) and think up a plan to get the saliva to trek on some of the metal, leaving enough over to make a raft out of the remaining suit. ---- While on the raft, you swim your way (without direction) and find an abandoned. It turns out that there are pirates aboard and they chain you up in a freezing room. Due to lack of cold resistance, you will die in five minutes if you do not escape. There is no nearby tools to help aside from slabs of meat.

That forum never looked active to me; I must have joined long after it was in its prime.

Nice to know I wake up from sleep and see only 2 pages passed since I last visited. Where was that pre-8k fashion?

I'm trying to think of a way to spin hubris into a name. Greed: Avaritia Sloth: Acedia Envy: Invidia dat latin Graphics card Nvidia has a green spiral = eye that implies envy others have if you use product? I think I can form names out of those 3: Greed: Avarini, Avaria, Avari, Monlove (may use as last name), Lukilla (Luck + kill) Sloth: Aecedric, Borden (play on the word 'bored') Envy: Invina, Invidine, Sigmuna (I think she'll have a load of psychological problems, especially one-upping others) I know I'm sticking to: Wrath: Ares Cruella Lust: Eccetrina Phallis May approve, but need to change the first or last a bit: Gluttony: Epicuphor Tastela Noticed how I made the their last names seven characters long. Thinking of meaningful and clever names is hard, especially when I got 2 weeks before I being this offically.

Deciding to theme my sketchbook on my darkest confessions, or an excuse to make myself sound as much of an [wagon] in my autobiography as possible while in the form of a "children's book". The only decent sketchbook I can get is 70 sheets, so it's 140 pages (1 personal intro, 138 confessions/crap, and the last for my own devices). Since this is to track my progress, I figured I'd make 7 personae (based on the sins) to fit my expressions/attitudes. So far, I got: -Eccentina - Lust (Gender-bends for curiosity purposes, too many fetishes/games/fantasies for his/her own good). -Cruella - Wrath. Ironically, she is rarely angry but is a complete and sadistic ass. Person above asks her for help in games. -Epicupid - Gluttony. Another play on word (Epicure + Cupid). More focused on cooking/trying food than gorging. Need ones for Sloth, Envy, Greed (we all love this one), and Pride. I know Sloth is going to be the only male so far, so feel free to suggest names (I can fill in the personalities easily).

You open the door on the other end; the idiot guard forgot to lock it. ---- You're in a windowless van that is traversing through somewhere rocky and deserted. Inside is you (obviously), a bomb filled with venomous serpents set to go off, and a chain attached to you. To make it more fun is that the chain is attaching your left leg to a sleeping bear and, for kicks, you have no idea where the van even is or if it's dispensing spikes.

Implying I have to write a harpy erotica that displays every fetish I might/currently have to satisfy you.

From what I see, both situations invovle nurses, torture flirting, and warped scenarios. It doesn't help that I wrote both on the spot and note my past fiction writing for random reasons. Never thought I was that perverted.

My forum game made me realize I have 2-3 weird fetishes. I think that's below average for a harpy though.

You move your body while in the air towards one of those things the window wipers use to clean the windows more effectively. Once you hit it, you quickly grab a hold of the chains before it (what is that thing called) collapses and results in the death of the workers. ----- You're in a hospital and are tied to a table. A nurse comes before you (I think I have some fetish for them) and starts sorting out the equipment for surgery. It doesn't help that there is only two narrow routes to escape due to the moat full of acid and there is a laser on one of those ends. Also, the nurse is flirting with you while she fantasizes about how to make you feel as much as possible while alive.

Made a new forum game on FG. Since it's original and creative, it won't last (but it does get marks for sadistic freedom). Yeah, hiccuping is a [bleep]. At least mine were 30 seconds long this time (and didn't kill anyone despite having them for even longer). Free stuff to those who got my bad reference.

Came up with this idea on a whim earlier today. The game is pretty basic: Post a gruesome/elaborate/warped/odd death scenario in which the following poster replies with how he/she escapes in (optionally) the most MacGuyverish way possible that sounds odd and continues the cycle with the next scenario. Nothing else, because it's just that... Let's begin the FG version of Saw, with the added creativity and plot. You're in a room being suffocated by stuffed animals while you have a nurse with an injection fetish (is there such a thing?) handcuffed to your hand. If the stuffed animals don't kill you, the corrosive-as-cartoon-lava acid, combined with the swinging of a rusted syringe containing an unknown liquid chemical, will do you in.

I was thinking of joining DGS a few times, but decided against it for some reason. Maybe it's because of my terrible (well, more terrible now) internet and my own approach to the game has been more of "I don't give a crap and prefer to be laid back" thing... Also, I hate hiccuping like crazy while eating something I like.

Note the position of Ariane's lower half of body/upper half of legs in the background. Jagex is naughtier than they appear.

After watching (most) of the movies and reading a 2-3 of the books, I would do it do. They have very lousy security measures.

Convenient. The thing you use to make your girlfriend howl like a wolf and this fansite can have one thing in common: They have the "Jagex Approved" seal on it.

So the mnigame is actually an instanced world. This is why I keep auto dc'ing instead of entering because of full servers. Jagex broke their minigame.

You have been added to the list. alg/Mis is 'Blood Knight' now. FYI.

And the flood gates have opened... Looking at which of these tropes fit me more. The first obviously matches me when I was a schoolie. The Karmic Trickster The Screwy Squirrel Lovable Traitor Manipulative [harpy] (to a degree) Funny how they all fall in the category of tricksters on TVTropes.

Lower morality than a cult? Also how are we whimsically barbaric? This thread has had its moments.

Think of it as a cult, Nex. The difference is the lower morality and heightened sadism/fun/spam. It's like LOTPW, but it's based in Blogscape and is less on semi-intelligent discussion and whimsical barbarianism.