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Fired from Coca Cola for owning Pepsi stock.

Banned for repeating yourself verbatim. I may repeat myself, but at least I'll be creative on the wording.

Yeah, we're professionals. Let me see your foot length so I can fit on some concrete shoes.

Fired from Cannons Inc. for being a ball of a good time.

Banned for making me think up the word "rectal cannon". Now I look stupid.

Cookie burial? Got it. That way, if you turn into a zombie, it will take you years to finish the cookies before you can nom brains.

I think heat is overrated. The only people I see complain here are people who want an excuse to dress skimpy. I can't wait for this winter.

Because it sounds like something truly grotesque could occur. To be honest, it seem silly some use the "oh noes satan and the occult" excuse to prevent their children from celebrating Halloween. It seems like total bull. Also, Happy Halloween.

Wish granted. You become a time lord, but you realize that jumping through space and time in your TARDIS becomes monotonous. You live forever, but you begin to hate living. I wish this guy would stop yelling while I try to sleep at night. Granted. His voice is mute, but it's recorded on tape and the volume will be on max when played, which is every 30 minutes. I wish I had ownership of The Moon.

Banned for making your statement becoming the butt of a joke. Congratulations.

As if your life depended on it.

yeah the emote is pretty damn cool and i really like the mask you get from part 2 Plus the mask won't remove your hair like mime and it doubles as a troll face.

Yup. I really liked the full helm + slight horns. This med helm with awkward horns looks really junky :s I think they should have made Verac's helm maybe a little closer to a gladiator look like Agreed. I always thought Jagex based Verac off a gladiator anyways due to the look of the gear.

Banned for getting it wrong. I am becoming one of those corrupt bastards. We're all corrupt.

If Dominion towers don't come today, then yes.

Banned for having a slight (and unintentional hand) in slowly turning me into a Brony. Although, I do appreciate it.

Granted. It dies from starvation. I wish I was a time lord.

Yeah. I said it. You mad?

Harpies are farming. Even trees aren't safe.

The first word that popped into my head upon seeing that was "Chupacabra".

Banned for disapproving ancient world slavery.

We're making a tower over a tower post. Your mind blown yet?

Banned for roleplaying Big Brother. We have Falador Tavern for that.

Banned for banning Blaze because he needs help. He already has one locked topic over it.