Tui

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I further tested my slippers out by getting myself a baby pet crab I managed to swim past the giant black fish and angry mogres undetected and trick norg into giving me a crab. There were no traps awaiting me but the security was tight, luckily I have completed rogue's den dozens of times. I was unable to see much down there and unfortunately the crab I stole turned out to be rather diseased. He seems to have mold growing on him but I will love him all the same. I think I'll call him sebastian. He also might have brain problems: he doesn't act as my conscience, and he is unable to sing me ANY musical numbers. In fact, the only thing he CAN do is follow me and inform me he is. Was he my stalker? I certainly hope not as that would be anticlimatic. Next stop is probably waddle island or experiments with occult activities.

this one time I occulted to get the occult record.. as seen here somewhere, the random clips are amusing I watch them when training my afk skill that was a flashback and on the news of a more recent flashback i interactively edited the reserved posts. no one likes reserved posts anyway so good riddence. i only like them if they are but a fleeting dream.

This would be the 43rd page if you decided to print each post as a page. In fact, you could dramatically change any interactive novel by simply rearranging or changing the amount of pages! And endless amount of possibilities await you. Am I the only one who prints up random scaper's blogs and builds shrines to them? Actually on that note someone once made an art project with TUI written upside down on it and sent me it, I would show you but I do not know where it is. I'm sure others have shrines in my name they are just too shy.

The volcano erupts getting the bubbly baking soda & vinegar mix everywhere, which causes you to go into anaphylactic shock and thus unprotected by the sudden onslaught of boars which tackle you off the cliff, into your death. Game over.

Luckily the perspective of this story is not you, so you being a whale does not affect the story at all. If you die though, you can't read the story. Which does affect the story. The story also has the power to kill you, that is how compelling my stories are. Click here to live.

Reserved for time machine usage. On that note, who else keeps this in their pocket at all times? I do obviously, which is why I am asking http://www.topatoco....ategory_Code=QW T-rex is one of my few idols. I haven't met him yet and I live in toronto, I need to work on that. Since we're on the subject I will cheat and quote to continue my interactive novel to make you feel like your opinion matters. A wizard has turned you into a whale. Is this awesome? Yes No

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I bravely felled m'ogres until I received my yellow slippers, I will use these for walking awkward like a penguin, speaking of which I have decided to name my pengie motipengie because of the symbolic motivation I feel. I also expect more operations under water is always a good test of my abilities. Someone also mysteriously bound me primal gauntlets among other things, I have been hacked. I will need to recoop my gains by dungeoneering. They did not steal anything but they might've used overload/prayer renewal (1)s I am not sure because I do not count, I know I have around 800 of each. I also found a bind setup outside of dungeoneering that is ok but some people pay for real sprites and I cannot compete. I am wearing a blood amulet but it is hard to see, it is actually a slayer amulet. I have my hex in my inventory, please excuse my 80 attack. I shall be using my yellow slippers on the red path of blood to kansas. Be afraid.

I am raising my witching level

I got in a fight with a random passerby, I need to mature up. I simply called him an idiot non-offensively and he made fun of my fire cape. I then proceeded to blow bubbles and drop giant rocks at him. Did you know: if you produce a red click (not incl "trade player" etc.) you will turn to face the direction of what you clicked once you stop moving, or immediately if you can't move due to emote or w/e. Anyway, the point of this is that you can lift the giant rock and then turn at the last second because usually they're like you're too late! Because they just passed by! You can use this to sit against walls in obscure places without player's help. If there are no red clicks nearby, simply drop a useless item, attempting to pick it up will make the red click. I have used this ability to get a new hat. The flamer had called my old purple hat stupid, so I saw it as a necessary fashion change. I would also like to let you acquaint one of my many pets, this one named silver rectangle key, I do not know why, it seemed like a fitting name. I do not know if I have the power to name all 16 of my stalkers.

I live in the present, man. I just had a surgery, they disected my brain to learn about its superiority and cloning, it's making me a little out of it, I think what you want would be dgs history thread, that would be located on dungeonsweepers forum 2k13 (est). I wrote some stuff, about the history of me, and all relating to dg and the silly clan dgs, and it is supposedly a good read, it was a good write, but you can't even see it yet. I am not ignoring your request but I am actually. But I definitely have flashbacks alot, I will. I like to start them with "one time I was..." i think, this blog is my thinking process and I am bleeding so i should stop writing but i had one more thing to say, i am like this all the time when not dging in my mind, wow that was what i had to say? i basically just said that. oh well peace

In case you did not notice I am 99 agilitineering, I completed the bar crawl about a 6 trillion miles agos. Man, I can't believe jagex nerfed frem kegs. They were basically optional ;_; sad thing is I still give the alcohol-free frem kegs out at parties :///

Ok I expedited some money in order to hire minions, and I am up to 7 stalker pets, progress is going well. Next I need resources.. If you made it to this post you cheated. Cheaters are the real winners, so I salute you. On my quest for resources once again there was a deadly trap awaiting me. I laugh at the face of death. But my quest for coal-tar and sulphur proved futile when my compatriots informed me I must pilot a furnace, and as we saw earlier, furnaces are a deadly enemy of mine. I will need to find a new way to blow shit up. 6 bunnies were murdered during these events. Rest in peace.

You live out the rest of your days alone as a beached whale provided life support by health care but in unending agony. Game over.

You begrudingly accepted my demand, even though you disliked it. Since you betrayed your ethics, you have died from a meteorite as penance. Game over. Start over at page 1, or ragequit.

I continued my explorations into draynor manor estate to find my murderous stalker. There were some evil turnip and a skull from draynor himself, but I was unfazed. After all, I have 2 thrones in my house made out of skulls and crossbones of my enemies, even some of my own bones for good measure, but I digress. I reached the gallows and immediately fled, I knew this a trap, for many a claim that I am a witch have arisen. I have decided this is now an interactive novel. If you like interactive novels, go to page 43. If you dislike them, go to page 2.

I found some belladonna, someone must've planted it to poison me. unfortunately for them they did not forsee my invincibility. regardless I will catch the perpetrator and perpetually tractor them. that is probably the feeblest poison I have tasted. then again I did spend 8 years in australia building up an immunity to poison so I could outwit impeccably. I often spend time standing in the goo in harlak's lair to see how high I can be hit. it's reverse dharoking, i would tell you about dharoking and other poisons of the soul but that is for another day.

does anyone else constantly obstruct their field of vision when it doesn't matter? like, maybe I am a spy watching or a tui (bird) or just kinda creepy. i would go with special ops secret dragon spy, but anyway, it's not even like I do this when on the verge of madness, just all the time if it is possible and i am not dging for reals.

before when I tried to use my hex in my citadel dungeon (anyone cool has tried this if you haven't you are uncool) it would not fire the rune arrows, which is disappointing. it also would not fire the broad arrows of which i have a many, so i finally started using iron arrows with it, but I kill the imp near the ivy sometimes and it does not die to my hex easily, I do not believe it gets magic bonus. I prefer the spec of the dragon hatchet but I miss my hex, so it is an endless enigma. i am going to add a special attack restore glowy in the dg so I can do endless pirouettes unless i die of dizziness.

I discovered some very angry furnaces. I would draw on them but there isn't really a need, please take extreme caution if you are in the area. They barf enraged tz-haar. Or if the opposite all the more reason to be afraid.

when I went to my house to check how many shoes I had I cabbage ported back and was assaulted by losing gnomes. I then proceeded to trick them into giving me useless equipment. I'm not sure whether I came out ahead or not.

5/16 sneakerpeepers in my house. i could've sworn i had atleast 7, I think it's a conspiracy. I asked the person beside me if he was a chameleon but he did not respond. I am considering raising my baby monkey before the sneakerpeepers are completed, i will keep you posted. it is white and blue. about 2 years ago I spent 20 minutes running around karamja to find that specific monkey, it was an endeavor that shall not be forgot.

my achievements mean a lot to me and i hate it when people devalue my accomplishments by botting or by forcing me to open my eyes to the pointless endeavor that is grinding down with bots

You didn't seem to understand my points, but whatever, you can easily argue that even among games some are better. There's the rl common interests argument to be made, along with certain games teaching certain skillsets to a small degree. These points are pretty trivial in the grand scheme of things. I do think there are much better escapism tactics than most games, so my main point in this thread, once again, is: Even though lots of people aren't facing life much better than you, that's no excuse. No, it's technically not the topic of this thread, but it's the obvious conclusion of such a discussion.