Him: What planet are you from? Me: Rubklit Him: Is that hardware? Me: No it's a planet Him: No it is not. Me: No, really, it is. Him: NO IT IS NOT! Me: I'M GOING TO ASK YOU A BUNCH OF QUESTION, AND I WANT TO HAVE THEM ANSWERED IMMEDIATELY! Him: Ask. Me: Who is your daddy, are what does he do? Him: You did not answer my question! Me: YOU WANT TO [bleep] WITH ME, YOU ARE A [bleep]ING CHOIR BOY COMPARED TO ME, A CHOIR BOY! Him: No, you're a G-I-R-L!!