Cloaked_Shadow

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just sumthin i made when i was bored (Keep in mind that my droid looks kinda like the battle droids in star wars): A Bounty Unneeded air bubbled out of my filters. My small but sharp photoreceptors stared at the blue liquid that surrounded me. A switch was grasped in my hand, ready to drain the low-viscosity fluid. A tube was connected to my control panel, located in my armored chest. I moved my hand through the thick liquid to a small key board, which protruded from the glass wall. I was inside a large tube, filled with blue liquid. I was in a metallic room underground, and weapons littered the floor. The liquid did not pass my filters, so my olfactory sensors could pick up a smoky smell, as if something was burning. The tube twitched, as did my head. Slowly, florescent blue lines began to appear in front of my eyes. It was the new internet, a virtual archive where millions of people post information and entertainment. In minutes, it was as if I was standing in a black space, filled with yellow-outlined boxes. Each box was labeled. I was standing in my computer desktop. I moved my metal legs, the liquid stopping any forward motion. But, I did move within my computer. I moved toward a box labeled HOLONET. A holographic network of information where all computers connected. I raised a cream colored hand, and pressed into nothing but fluid. But the action did activate the file. It opened and I was taken to a space with blue windows. Since the information of the net was so vast, I could have transportation. In this case, a cycle which moved with mental ability. I created an action as if I was mounting the cycle, and willed it to go forward. After many minutes of moving through blue-outlined files I reached a different section of the net. It was restricted by government personnel, where people had created illegal sites, which could not be deleted. So they were secured. But I already hacked through their restricting red wall and went through to files of green. Now, this was where illegal sites were. I went to a site in which bounties were posted. A gangster site, but it was the only way I could make any money. I reached out a hand and pressed against the file. I was in the site, and many faces popped up with information next to them. I went to a section of expensive kills. Nothing I couldnÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢t handle. The most expensive bounties were kept in the back. All the information was like books on shelves. After a while, the faces and information shrunk into books on shelves, and it was as if I was in a library. The bike under me disintegrated, and I walked to the back and picked out the first book . I opened the blue covered book and opened it. It contained only half a page: NAME: Chris Donson. PRICE: 100,000 credits. LOCATION: Lives within a guarded air castle. Sentry droids man turrets and fly single trooper aerial platforms. It is on the city Uscantcora on the planet Ruyal. It is located in the center of the city, in grassy plains. The rest of the page was filled with pictures. No reasons of why he was posted or what level security his house was under. It hadnÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢t told what race he was or any good type of information. I looked back at the price, which was a lot. I decided I would take the challenge, and touched the thin book. A vertical line appeared, which indicated where I would be typing. I reached out a hand, feeling for my keyboard, which was invisible in the net. I felt the keys, which I had memorized, and typed in 1GG88 Droid, and pressed the switch which was still clamped in my hand. The liquid drained, and the image in front of me seeped down into the drains. I looked up at a metal room. The metal walls reflected my droid body. A creamy white body, scarred in some places. My head was elongated, on a thin neck which protruded from a body.my eyes were tiny, but sharp. My chest was plated with creamy white armor and shrunk into a narrow abdomen. The abdomen ended in stubs on either side, which were attached to legs. My arms came out of the side of my body, with dual blasters on each hand, and a dart attachment on my forearm. I looked away, remembering my human past. I was a soldier, which my limbs cut away from my body with a turret blast. I was helpless, and another blast from a turret sliced through my chest. That was on a space station, not far away from Ruyal, which was a grassy planet with many lakes and rivers. An operation took place, attaching droid arms to my body, and replacing my body entirely. My head was also replaced, my thoughts and memories implanted into the hard drive. My human body died without any feeling or thought. I shuddered. I came back to the present. So, it was an air castle, with sentry droids. I would need a turbo laser, heavy, but powerful. I could use the turbo to cut open a hole in the floor of the floating castle. I would need a long range blaster rifle. My eyes were the scopes. I looked around the small room. Blades and swords were leaning on the walls, and laser rifles were placed on silver hooks. I took a large gun from a hook. It was shaped like a tube, with a trigger near the barrel. A dull hook was on the back so the gun could be placed on the shoulder. It was the silver color of steel, with the white numbers 1GG88 on the side. I slung this over my shoulder. I looked again on the shelf and picked up a long, thin, black rifle. It fired a needle shaped laser bolt which rips through any armor. I would need money for energy drinks, and when I mean energy, itÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢s energy. Like electricity. It powered my drives, and I could only go for a week with out one energy drink, fuel for all androids. From my small metal internet and weapons storage room I entered a bigger room. A depressed square was in the middle, outlined with a red stripe. In the middle of the square was a sleek ship. it was V shaped with the cockpit taking up the whole craft. It was a one-man ship. I entered, and stretched my legs out to the nose of the ship, and sat in the back. My body took up the whole cockpit. I pulled a throttle, unleashing blazing fires from my jets. i flew through a hole in the ceiling. I was already on Ruyal. I flew through an earthen tunnel and broke through my underground hideout. Blue skies lit up my cockpit. A control stick was in between my legs. I grabbed it an went at full speed to Uscantcora.

Gypsy: is in league with 'sir surprising'. what a dumass. the gypsy likes to steal runes from runecrafters and eat them. she also is disguised as an old woman, but she is actually a REALLY old woman. she begs for money in return for her crystal ball readings. the crystal ball is actually a primitive TV used to fool others. when she isnt snoring in her tent, she tells ppl to slay the innocent monkey in the stone circle. her tent is like circus's, except smaller. everyone likes her except for normal humans and animals. she worships zamorak in her spare time, and wishes that she were a lesser demon. the mages in the tower granted the wish, but stored he in a cage. they did that because lesser demons could be attacked out of the wilderness, while humans could not. so now beginner mages can tease her with deadly blasts of magic. she likes to moon people from the window in her cage.

Sir Prysin: a nice guy... until he stabs his thin sword into your chest and runs away like a coward. he dons an iron helmet he stole from the bank and his catch phraise is, "I Am surprising! i shot be called sir surprising!" he has dirty little rags on he calls 'what i am wearing'. he is girded with a rapier which in runescape is considered a sissy's weapon. sir prysin got mad and slashed his stolen helmet which came to be known as the Slashed Helmet. he also help people kill that poor little red monkey who lives in the middle of many stones. the gypsy is in league with his evil plans. when he is not busy sitting in his office he sits outside, wishing he could be a knight in shining armor. too bad though, cuz he's a knight in dirty armor which smells like @$$. he likes to steal peoples kittens and hide them in boxes in deserted shacks. he also likes pretending he's spiderman. that led to the cause of his death.

Quatrain The fear has settled in your foe, He runs away like a frightened doe, He flees from you for all to see, As pathetic as his life may be. The forest has become your home, Or maybe the sea which writhes with foam, People fear you, You enemyÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢s days are filled with regret and rue. Your arrows launch far away, Along the treesÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢ branches which sway, Is your target dead? Yes, and your bloodlust is fed. You wander to homes and castles wide, They greet you with fear, Seeing your great stride, They are now greeted with death they cannot hear, a death that is a spear. Ball and chain, Or mace it is called, Enemies hairy and enemies bald, If they fight, they are insane. Your sword locks in enemy ribs, You leave babies orphaned in their cribs, Then come guards from drinking bars, They cough and flail, do they have SARS? You jump upon black battlements, You climb through primitive air vents, You shoot an arrow from your bow, Wow, you killed two men in a row! I think you are morbidly inclined, Your enemyÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢s skin is turned into rind, You leave pools of blood, They come as if it were a bloody flood. The castle looks like fort Lauderdale, Made from rocks, somewhat like shale, The cannons fire, As you kill your enemyÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢s sire. The throne is covered with blood, Dirt, sand, and other kinds of crud, I leave all my fears behind, The enemyÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢s captain I shall find. You climb walls like a man-spider, You mount your horse, as a black rider, Your steel made sword, Cuts through the enemyÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢s hoard. Your spear is down, As you joust with the chief, Under your terrible frown. Your enemyÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢s friends lower heads in grief. It seems they were wrong, Like the rest of the throng, His lance goes through your chest. You wish you had a Kevlar vest. You die there, Fall of your horse, Your life loses itÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢ most vital source, You lie still there, the only movement is the flutter of your hair. The battlefield is filled with cheers, As your king wipes away forbidden tears. Your body is sent afloat across the sea, Finally, your spirit is free.

the answer is time. it is, not water, time. go look in the prequel to the lord of the rings.

There once was a girl from Antarctica who loved to explore the discount store in the penguin's backyard for some new socks and shoes but she had no money on her so she decided it would make sense to rob the bank. After thinking about it she decided to get some mischief powder to instead make the people eat food and not to watch the bank. The Haunted bank was built by a old man who glanced very quickly at the wris[bleep]ch he wore on his head... The bank was going to be styled, architecturally, like the Leaning Tower which fell onto a river of hot, boiling fudge. Well, she decided to cross the boiling river, she noticed something. It was a strange man standing in the boiling with a knife to smear some jelly on andrew grower. For some reason he liked it. He then ate my cousin, and I had to beat up Andrew. Then killed paul. However, my pants caught fire and boom went the toilet I then saw cheese flying through my bedroom window with someone riding a pink tricycle with training wheels and a large object floating in his pocket. Then a crusty wrench was dropped from the Twin Towers, which don't exist any more. Then a hot grabbed the wrench and she said "I will eat this like bacon". So she ate some cheese instead. Much to the dislike of her one-armed father who ate children. Thus her father hopped in his batmobile and drove into a wall of demon pigs that had green, rotten, smelly breathes. But suddenly from the top of the father's head, a three word, three d monkey said, "I will poke my s with a chopstick". The monkey jumped out onto the skateboard of his hairy toe. Suddenly, the chainsaw in the devious pub, started magically and began with its tremendous roar to scare the villagers. The antarctic went to the pub to save the moldy cheese that was kept in a lockbox. Then she realized she was bisexual and she yelled: "I want clinton!". She gasped as the toxic fumes tried to choke the smelly monkey, herself and her pet decided to die right there. The said "Oh, yes, I would like some new friends because I always thought that cooking is really really dumb". And after a run in with her nonexistent brother, she did some plastic surgery on her little, inflatable, round, and large unibrow that was growing very rapidly at around 0.0005miles/hour. But the surgery ended up being too expensive, so she died. Then the surgeon felt guilty, so he decided to stab her lifeless body. But he ended up making a bigpile of poopy which he later flung at neighbors general area while walking alight. However, once she saw this akward looking little boy who had a broken head and so she decided to go to the hospital to get a smelly blender! Being poopy, the infamous hotdog ronald ate her burger and then puked on her. Meanwhile in antarctica, the icecream man was flying in his Porsche to his ulgy momma whom everybody thought was really hot! When he arrived, 80 chinese kids were eating some really stinky crap made from snot that a dog had stolen from an old lady who looked like an old shoe. Suddenly, a massive quagmire appeared in Los Angeles, California and Texas. The quagmire was large and very stinky like frog guts and re-fried beans. While this happened, Bobby ate some good pie and drank some camelblood. Until suddenly, he was ambushed by an army of evil monkeys that threw poo on the ground, then ate it. Meanwhile, Superman flew off to rescue some fat jellyfish that Catwoman had stolen from the volcano of turd which was created by the big monkey-donkey-horse. The fat jellyfish found Antarctican-girl and they fell through the cold window of her midget friends potato and together they saved the world from the evil green foot fungus who was very small with spots on his eyes. An orange cheese covererd with fungus is very smelly and very dirty! The orange cheese came straight from hot fiery hell. "Oh my lord!", yelped the little remote control when she poked it with a random stick of wisdom. Out of nowhere, a rabbit appeared, with ninja turtles, and spiderman alone who bit george. Then -spiderman killed himself-, a desparate depressed guy wanted to become a real boy so he could eat strawberry pie, because apple pie was colored like cake in jelly. On another note, the president of communist Duck World was a republican who had a wife that ate 80 chinese kids

There once was a girl from Antarctica who loved to explore the discount store in the penguin's backyard for some new socks and shoes but she had no money on her so she decided it would make sense to rob the bank. After thinking about it she decided to get some mischief powder to instead make the people eat food and not to watch the bank. The Haunted bank was built by a old man who glanced very quickly at the wris[bleep]ch he wore on his head... The bank was going to be styled, architecturally, like the Leaning Tower which fell onto a river of hot, boiling fudge. Well, she decided to cross the boiling river, she noticed something. It was a strange man standing in the boiling with a knife to smear some jelly on andrew grower. For some reason he liked it. He then ate my cousin, and I had to beat up Andrew. Then killed paul. However, my pants caught fire and boom went the toilet I then saw cheese flying through my bedroom window with someone riding a pink tricycle with training wheels and a large object floating in his pocket. Then a crusty wrench was dropped from the Twin Towers, which don't exist any more. Then a hot grabbed the wrench and she said "I will eat this like bacon". So she ate some cheese instead. Much to the dislike of her one-armed father who ate children. Thus her father hopped in his batmobile and drove into a wall of demon pigs that had green, rotten, smelly breathes. But suddenly from the top of the father's head, a three word, three d monkey said, "I will poke my s with a chopstick". The monkey jumped out onto the skateboard of his hairy toe. Suddenly, the chainsaw in the devious pub, started magically and began with its tremendous roar to scare the villagers. The antarctic went to the pub to save the moldy cheese that was kept in a lockbox. Then she realized she was bisexual and she yelled: "I want clinton!". She gasped as the toxic fumes tried to choke the smelly monkey, herself and her pet decided to die right there. The said "Oh, yes, I would like some new friends because I always thought that cooking is really really dumb". And after a run in with her nonexistent brother, she did some plastic surgery on her little, inflatable, round, and large unibrow that was growing very rapidly at around 0.0005miles/hour. But the surgery ended up being too expensive, so she died. Then the surgeon felt guilty, so he decided to stab her lifeless body. But he ended up making a bigpile of poopy which he later flung at neighbors general area while walking alight. However, once she saw this akward looking little boy who had a broken head and so she decided to go to the hospital to get a smelly blender! Being poopy, the infamous hotdog ronald ate her burger and then puked on her. Meanwhile in antarctica, the icecream man was flying in his Porsche to his ulgy momma whom everybody thought was really hot! When he arrived, 80 chinese kids were eating some really stinky crap made from snot that a dog had stolen from an old lady who looked like an old shoe. Suddenly, a massive quagmire appeared in Los Angeles, California and Texas. The quagmire was large and very stinky like frog guts and re-fried beans. While this happened, Bobby ate some good pie and drank some camelblood. Until suddenly, he was ambushed by an army of evil monkeys that threw poo on the ground, then ate it. Meanwhile, Superman flew off to rescue some fat jellyfish that Catwoman had stolen from the volcano of turd which was created by the big monkey-donkey-horse. The fat jellyfish found Antarctican-girl and they fell through the cold window of her midget friends potato and together they saved the world from the evil green foot fungus who was very small with spots on his eyes. An orange cheese covererd with fungus is very smelly and very dirty! The orange cheese came straight from hot fiery hell. "Oh my lord!", yelped the little remote control when she poked it with a random stick of wisdom. Out of nowhere, a rabbit appeared, with ninja turtles, and spiderman alone who bit george. Then, spiderman killed himself, a desparate depressed guy wanted to become a real boy so he could eat strawberry pie

you know when u have been breathing too much when you.....live....

quickly, make 3!

9/10! its quite good!

thanks alot :)

i made new chapters: the guardians, Journey through the plains, and The destruction of the school. say Hello! if you want them here

and i am sam

thats well-written!

inspired by True Crime(i love that game): A Knights Story My name is Mohammad Kabir. I am what people call a knight, with gilded sword and armor. I take part in the area of law enforcement, stopping crimes when I can. This is one of my great stories: Two dart bows were hung on my side. They were small and concealable, firing off small darts when the triggers were pressed. Small bundles of darts within a metal container were pressed into the dart bow for ammunition. When ever crimes broke loose, I might lose ammo, so thereÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ã¢ââ¬Å¾Ã¢s a magical way to restore it. A mage that works at the law enforcement building in the center of the city teleports them in random places, or mostly, a satchel on my belt. I saw another one of the gifts of magic driving away from me, a horseless carriage. It was metal carriage, with speeds so high that it needed a translucent shield to protect from winds, and window on the side. This was the place where my mage partner had told me that drugs from the east were being smuggled. There were things that affected the body, clouding the mind, corrupting the body. After alcohol was found to affect the brain, it was banned. Still, people were addicted, they needed it, and performed illegal activities to get them. A voice buzzed in my head. ÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬Ãâ¦Ã¢â¬Å Vehicle might be coming now. Inspect all cars after this first one,ÃÆââââ¬Å¡Ã¬ÃâÃ

u are soulman01!

There once was a girl from Antarctica who loved to explore the discount store in the penguin's backyard for some new socks and shoes but she had no money on her so she decided it would make sense to rob the bank. After thinking about it she decided to get some mischief powder to instead make the people eat food and not to watch the bank. The Haunted bank was built by a old man who glanced very quickly at the wris[bleep]ch he wore on his head... The bank was going to be styled, architecturally, like the Leaning Tower which fell onto a river of hot, boiling fudge. Well, she decided to cross the boiling river, she noticed something. It was a strange man standing in the boiling with a knife to smear some jelly on andrew grower. For some reason he liked it. He then ate my cousin, and I had to beat up Andrew. Then killed paul. However, my pants caught fire and boom went the toilet I then saw cheese flying through my bedroom window with someone riding a pink tricycle with training wheels and a large object floating in his pocket. Then a crusty wrench was dropped from the Twin Towers, which don't exist any more. Then a hot grabbed the wrench and she said "I will eat this like bacon". So she ate some cheese instead. Much to the dislike of her one-armed father who ate children. Thus her father hopped in his batmobile and drove into a wall of demon pigs that had green, rotten, smelly breathes. But suddenly from the top of the father's head, a three word, three d monkey said, "I will poke my s with a chopstick". The monkey jumped out onto the skateboard of his hairy toe. Suddenly, the chainsaw in the devious pub, started magically and began with its tremendous roar to scare the villagers. The antarctic went to the pub to save the moldy cheese that was kept in a lockbox. Then she realized she was bisexual and she yelled: "I want clinton!". She gasped as the toxic fumes tried to choke the smelly monkey, herself and her pet decided to die right there. The said "Oh, yes, I would like some new friends because I always thought that cooking is really really dumb". And after a run in with her nonexistent brother, she did some plastic surgery on her little, inflatable, round, and large unibrow that was growing very rapidly at around 0.0005miles/hour. But the surgery ended up being too expensive, so she died. Then the surgeon felt guilty, so he decided to stab her lifeless body. But he ended up making a bigpile of poopy which he later flung at neighbors general area while walking alight. However, once she saw this akward looking little boy who had a broken head and so she decided to go to the hospital to get a smelly blender! Being poopy, the infamous hotdog ronald ate her burger and then puked on her. Meanwhile in antarctica, the icecream man was flying in his Porsche to his ulgy momma whom everybody thought was really hot! When he arrived, 80 chinese kids were eating some really stinky crap made from snot that a dog had stolen from an old lady who looked like an old shoe. Suddenly, a massive quagmire appeared in Los Angeles, California and Texas. The quagmire was large and very stinky like frog guts and re-fried beans. While this happened, Bobby ate some good pie and drank some camelblood. Until suddenly, he was ambushed by an army of evil monkeys that threw poo on the ground, then ate it. Meanwhile, Superman flew off to rescue some fat jellyfish that Catwoman had stolen from the volcano of turd which was created by the big monkey-donkey-horse. The fat jellyfish found Antarctican-girl and they fell through the cold window of her midget friends potato and together they saved the world from the evil green foot fungus who was very small with spots on his eyes. An orange cheese covererd with fungus is very smelly and very dirty! The orange cheese came straight from hot fiery hell.

u got that from the hobbit durring the riddle game, bilbo vs. gollum

thats really good! you should write a book!

uh............yeah...sure.....any way, my bro edited this! woo-hoo then, i added more and it is now 60 pages long