Blaze The Movie Fan

I wish Arnold Schwarzenegger was my next door neighbor and a very good friend of mine.

Granted, however someone else lies about making that discovery and gets all the fame and credit, and since he's smart, you can't prove that you really did it.

Granted, unfortunately it includes you. Everyone is stupid in some way. I wish for the inability to choose the wrong answer at a quiz show, then I'd enter one where the award for getting all answers right is at least million dollars.

If I pay you 67 million dollars do you promise not to ban me again? Too bad I don't have that amount of money so banned for that.

You die the same way Odaf Hicker die. By swallowing a suicide phill.

This really sickens me. Banning legit players isn't gonna help anything, in fact it makes them look worse. I am getting upset over this.

Banned for having that weird looking statue in your siggy. Is the statue alive?

Granted, but he misunderstands you. For example when you ask him to clean up your house he makes your items vanish. Also, he's a terrible cook. I wish to live in a world where everyone is a kid and people would remain kids in that world for eternity.

Banned because I don't know what you're supposed to be. A knight angel with a sword and a lion head?

Your fingers kill you. Again, doesn't have to make sense.

There is a monster under your bed which eats you.

You're fired from school as a teacher for not punishing the students who cheated on their tests.

The Get to Know You thread is lonely, so you die by not replying to it. Yeah, it doesn't make sense, who says it has to?

Banned because the Russinas have attacked already. And the United States isn't happy about that at all. So the Chinese government comes in and attacks both Russia and the United States.

Granted, however you're not the most powerful jedi, Luke Skywalker challenges you to a battle and wins it so you die. I wish I could eat my own brain.

You get a box from India, or at least that's what the note on the box says. Inside there is an angry brown bear, and shooting him won't kill him, it will just make him more angry. So he kills you in a few minutes.

Banned because I just ninja'd Alg. Or at least I hope so. EDIT: Dang it he left the thread without replying to it.

Banned because the Russians will attack the United States tonight.

This really is bullshit. I hope they'll unban you soon because this isn't fair.

Banned because no thanks.

Granted, you sleep for eternity. I wish for an elevator that leads to a darker world, then I'd trick a lot of people into using that elevator by lying to them where the elevator leads to. :twisted:

Ellac The Band redirects here, if you really thought there was a band of that name, you sir, are an idiot. Oh and banned for thinking that. Oh and by the way when I said "You sir are an idiot" I was joking. I really need to point that out since I don't want to get another warning from an admin for personal attacks again.

You're fired from a scientist lab because you clearly are uneducated.

0 There we're done everybody go home now. [hide]Also, make sure you don't forget about my gun this time.[/hide]

Banned because the Russians will strike back and have their revenge on the United States after they attacked them back in 1768.