Blaze The Movie Fan

Granted, now it's on CNN, newspapers, and all sorts on news how much you love her. And a lot of people want to know more, and they won't give up. I wish TheAmazingAtheist would get over 2 trillion subscribers and become number 1 most subscribed channel on YouTube of all time.

What the hell is an uranium? Did you know that 2010 will be coming in less than a month?

Granted, she loves you so much she won't leave you alone, and follows you everywhere you go, and never stops talking. You're so annoyed that you break up with her, but she won't give up on you. The only way to get rid of her is to kill her. I wish Ash Ketchum would commit suicide.

You could hurt yourself. It's not smart to try to see the good in a criminal because...

Pros: None. Cons: You are poisoning yourself. The ability to live forever.

I am an alien. Really, I am, I'm from the Pokémon world.

RuneScape Worst movie ever

Granted, it hurts you instead. I wish I could taste a dragon meet in real life, I also wish the meat would taste so delicious I would want it over and over again.

I killed 155 fire giants and got the following drops: 30 Chaos runes 108 Rune arrows 2 Steel hatchets 8 Grimy guams Grimy irit 2 Grimy tarromins Grimy dwarf weed Grimy ranarr 3 Grimy harralanders 2 Uncut emeralds 5280 Coins 3 Grimy avantoes 15 Blood runes 1350 Fire runes 3 Uncut sapphires 4 Law runes 3 Grimy marrentills 3 Lobsters Uncut ruby 3 Steel bars 5 Blood runes I also finished all the easy tasks for Varrock so I could use the furnace in Edgeville. Then I pickpocketed 500 guards. Then I bought and high-alchemed 41 fire battlestaffs. I also cut 5 maple logs into maple shortbows(u). Then I pickpocketed knights until I fail 100 times, and got 79900 coins in total. I pickpocketed 310 more knights to fix my Verac's helmet. While stealing from gem's stalls I got the following drops from the guards and paladins: 6 Air runes 15 Grapes Blood rune 124 Coins 12 Steel arrows 25 Iron bolts Bronze arrow Chaos rune Body talisman From random events I got the following: Onion (pinball) 7 Mithril bars (pirate)

Wrong. TPUM is no cook, and never intends to be one and will explain in great details why.

A fearless demon, don't ask me why. Best blogger ever.

Granted, you now have a gummi bear in your mouth, but it's alive and wants to fight you. You run away as far as you can, and are sent to a mental hospital for thinking candy could be alive. I wish a random guy in a random courtroom somewhere in the United States would stand up.

A truck loaded with oil. Your greatest fear coming to life.

Your genie thinks you're saying "I wish I didn't eat too much harpoon yesterday" Granted, you eat no harpoon at all. I wish I could have understood better what Goonstalf was really trying to wish for.

What tree? Banned for not making sense.

No what?

You're fired from the pillow factory for messing up with the feathers.

Are you sure? I'm sure santa hats and partyhats have higher... Did you know I just got home from Boston?

Banned for explaining yourself.

Granted, but you can't teleport an item without breaking it. I wish for 30,000 out-of-jail cards, then I'd do all sorts of crimes. :twisted:

I killed 450 moss giants and got the following: (Keep in mind that I didn't keep any of the seeds because I hate the farming skill.) 4 Toadflax seeds 12 Jangerberry seeds 11 Tarromin seeds 21 Limpwurt seeds 6 Watermeleon seeds 4 Ranarr seeds 8 Strawberry seeds 8 Wildblood seeds 4 Spirit weed seeds 14 Marrentill seeds 5 Harralander seeds 2 Avantoe seeds 3 Whiteberry seeds 2 Snapdragon seeds Cactus seed 4 Mushroom spores 3 Irit seeds 2 Poison ivy seeds Belladonna seed 12012 Coins 108 Air runes 17 Black sq shields 12 Death runes 66 Nature runes 13 Steel bars 4 Grimy marrentills 5 Uncut sapphires 3 Grimy tarromins 39 Law runes 10 Steel med helms 297 Earth runes 120 Steel arrows 5 Grimy guams 6 Blood runes 5 Mithril spears 39 Cosmic runes 3 Coals 90 Iron arrows 35 Chaos runes Grimy cadantie Grimy avantoe 2 Magic staffs 4 Mithril swords 4 Grimy harralanders 3 Spinach rolls 2 Grimy ranarrs 3 Steel kiteshields 3 Uncut emeralds Long bone After that I pickpocketed 338 knights to get my Verac's helm fixed. Then I pickpocketed knights until I fail 100 times, and got 72550 coins in total. While stealing from the baker's stall and the gem's stall I got the following drops from the guards and paladins: 12 Iron bolts 3 Earth runes 12 Grapes 33 Coins 2 Steel arrows 2 Iron daggers 30 Water runes 6 Air runes Law talisman 2 Nature runes 2 Bronze arrows I got the following from random events: 7 Silver bars (Certers)

Hell yeah, it's gonna be amazing. TPUM will make a top 10 worst movies of 2009 list in the next post.

From now on, instead of posting every day, I will make a post whenever I'm done killing the monsters I'm currently killing and am done pickpocketing knights. I killed 104 kalphite guardians and got the following drops: 3 Grimy marrentills 8 Grimy harralanders 5458 Coins 3 Mithril swords 6 Grimy guams 35 Blood runes 400 Air runes 5 Lobsters 3 Mithril hatchets Grimy ranarr 3 Adamant daggers Uncut sapphire Rune med helm 37 Fire runes Uncut emerald Rune chainbody Defense potion(3) 3 Grimy tarromins Grimy dwarf weed Grimy ranarr 10 Chaos runes Uncut sapphire Then I pickpocketed knights until I fail 100 times and got 68100 coins in total. Then I bought a dragon hatchet at the grand exchange. I also found a clue scroll and got the following items: Green boots* Leather gloves* 3 cooked meets (from killing a cow) Leather chaps* Coif* Iron chainbody* *=Means it's an item I need in order to finish the clues. I got the following rewards: Coif 7 Chaos runes 45 Black bolts While stealing from the gem's stall I got the following drops from the guards and paladins: 35 Coins 21 Grapes 6 Air runes 3 Iron daggers Steel arrow Iron ore 2 Bronze arrows 21 Iron bolts Clue scroll Body talisman For the clue scroll I got for killing a guard I got the following rewards: Green d'hide body(t) 83 Mind runes Adamant platebody Yew comp bow Adamant full helm From random events I got the following: 23 Chaos runes (quiz master)

An ogre wearing Zamorak robe, don't ask me why, Wine of Zamorak.

A demon wants to trade your soul for something valuable, you refuse so the demon kills you instead.