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Mojo

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  1. i was wondering where ppl get their pics from to go on the sig! can any1 tell me?
  2. ok then do you know when you will have time?
  3. demented could you read my post plz?
  4. hey demented hero! remember when you did my sig for me? well i was wondering if you could make the writting to be more like a red scratched effect? possible at all?
  5. Mojo

    Sig please

    i will give this a try do you want any text on your sig?
  6. At the crack of dawn I ripped off my thong With a pair of tongs Sense of right and wrong started to smoke a bong this poem is not long Drugs, not good for you Make you turn blue too Like a kangaroo Lost within the zoo out in katmundo in the cold ice igloo and he has no clue 'cuz his friend baboon is over the moon Shulearoon Away Hangin out with [girls] Re-runs of happy days But he has to pay!?!
  7. There once was a girl from Antarctica who loved to explore the discount store in the penguin's backyard for some new socks and shoes but she had no money on her so she decided it would make sense to rob the bank. After thinking about it she decided to get some mischief powder to instead make the people eat food and not to watch the bank. The Haunted bank was built by a old man who glanced very quickly at the wris[bleep]ch he wore on his head... The bank was going to be styled, architecturally, like the Leaning Tower which fell onto a river of hot, boiling fudge. Well, she decided to cross the boiling river, she noticed something. It was a strange man standing in the boiling with a knife to smear some jelly on andrew grower. For some reason he liked it. He then ate my cousin, and I had to beat up Andrew. Then killed paul. However, my pants caught fire and boom went the toilet I then saw cheese flying through my bedroom window with someone riding a pink tricycle with training wheels and a large object floating in his pocket. Then a crusty wrench was dropped from the Twin Towers, which don't exist any more. Then a hot grabbed the wrench and she said "I will eat this like bacon". So she ate some cheese instead. Much to the dislike of her one-armed father who ate children. Thus her father hopped in his batmobile and drove into a wall of demon pigs that had green, rotten, smelly breathes. But suddenly from the top of the father's head, a three word, three d monkey said, "I will poke my s with a chopstick". The monkey jumped out onto the skateboard of his hairy toe. Suddenly, the chainsaw in the devious pub, started magically and began with its tremendous roar to scare the villagers. The antarctic went to the pub to save the moldy cheese that was kept in a lockbox. Then she realized she was bisexual and she yelled: "I want clinton!". She gasped as the toxic fumes tried to choke the smelly monkey, herself and her pet decided to die right there. The said "Oh, yes, I would like some new friends because I always thought that cooking is really really dumb". And after a run in with her nonexistent brother, she did some plastic surgery on her little, inflatable, round, and large unibrow that was growing very rapidly at around 0.0005miles/hour. But the surgery ended up being too expensive, so she died. Then the surgeon felt guilty, so he decided to stab her lifeless body. But he ended up making a bigpile of poopy which he later flung at neighbors general area while walking alight. However, once she saw this akward looking little boy who had a broken head and so she decided to go to the hospital to get a smelly blender! Being poopy, the infamous hotdog ronald ate her burger and then puked on her. Meanwhile in antarctica, the icecream man was flying in his Porsche to his ulgy momma whom everybody thought was really hot! When he arrived, 80 chinese kids were eating some really stinky crap made from snot that a dog had stolen from an old lady who looked like an old shoe. Suddenly, a massive quagmire appeared in Los Angeles, California and Texas. The quagmire was large and very stinky like frog guts and re-fried beans. While this happened, Bobby ate some good pie and drank some camelblood. Until suddenly, he was ambushed by an army of evil monkeys that threw poo on the ground, then ate it. Meanwhile, Superman flew off to rescue some fat jellyfish that Catwoman had stolen from the volcano of turd which was created by the big monkey-donkey-horse. The fat jellyfish found Antarctican-girl and they fell through the cold window of her midget friends potato and together they saved the world! from the evil green foot fungus who was very small with spots!
  8. would you do one similer to mine plz. I want it like an evil background, with apicture of an evil dragon as well, and sort of a red scratched writting effect! The writting will be Mojo-jo-jo-2 if you could do this it will be great!
  9. demented hero you know you made my sig for me today? well i was wondering if you could change the text to more of a scracted effect or better? can you do this?
  10. whats the best soft ware to use for sigs?
  11. demened hero would you be able to change the text on my sig plz? coz no one likes the text could you chande it to more like a scrated effect?
  12. rate my sig plz out of /10
  13. Mojo

    I need a sig!

    ok then i cant see why i haved to when he didnt help but ok! Erm 1 thing! could i get rid of the rune scimmy coz thats my best wep!?
  14. Mojo

    I need a sig!

    woo hoo thats fantastic! so is it mine forever now?
  15. Mojo

    I need a sig!

    is my sig there?
  16. Mojo

    I need a sig!

    thats weeeeeeelllllll good! If i can have it, how do i get it?
  17. i just want to know what you use to make sigs coz i might have what is needed!
  18. Mojo

    I need a sig!

    o and sorry i forgot to mention i would like my rcname in it plz my rc name is: Mojo-jo-jo-2
  19. Mojo

    I need a sig!

    ok thanks your the best!
  20. Mojo

    I need a sig!

    er "nice items" a rune scimmy and a addy pick axe and an addy2h some runes flower sets &more plz help me i only want a sig man
  21. Mojo

    I need a sig!

    but mine are rubbish and it doesnt coe up good
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