...oh dear god. I was standing in Varrock, talking to my friend, when this guy in full bronze comes up and says: Noob: Hey baby Noob: You want some of this Me: Um, what? Noob: My pooty tang Noob: Its delicsois Noob: Rawr Me: You do know I'm a guy, right? Noob: Yeah idc Noob: We both got holes an figers Noob: Fingers* Me: Right, I'm leaving now. Noob: Why? I logged out at the speed of light. Seriously, that was just...sick.